Fire Emblem fanfic: 

"Sain's Guide to Dating" 

by Avi


Part One: How to Woo Women (and Annoy Them)

It was a brief respite between the seemingly endless battles 
against Nergal and his minions, the Black Fang... Lord Eliwood 
and his army were taking the opportunity to relax and unwind.

The cavalier known as Kent was riding his horse leisurely down 
a dusty road... Suddenly, he heard hoofbeats coming up behind 
him.

"Hey Kent, wait up!" called out a familliar voice.

The knight sighed, and looked over his shoulder. "What is it, 
Sain?" he asked. His comrade-at-arms was also on horseback, and 
was riding up from behind.

"I just want to show you something!" his friend told him.

"Very well..."

Kent reined in his horse, halting it. Sain managed to catch up 
to him, at that point... He then handed his friend a rolled-up 
piece of parchment.

"What's this?" asked Kent warily. "This isn't one of your love 
letters to yet another lady, is it?" 

"Nope," replied Sain cheerfully. "Take a look!"

"All right..." said the other knight reluctantly, and slowly 
unrolled the scroll. "But if this is another memoir dedicated 
to your 'conquests' and 'exploits', it's getting tossed in the 
mud," he warned. Kent then glanced down at the parchment.

"Sir Sain on the Art of Winning a Lady's Heart..." he read 
aloud. "What is this, Sain?" asked the knight, bewildered.

"Just what it says, Kent..." grinned the other cavalier. "You 
wanted advice on how to woo Lady Lyndis, didn't you?"

Kent coughed in an embarassed fashion. "Yes... But--"

"And I started considering..." Sain continued on, obliviously. 
"I've accumulated so much knowledge on women over the years, 
I've decided to record it for posterity! Besides..." He winked 
knowingly at Kent. "It'll be easier to for you read, rather than 
discussing about this during battle."

"Sain, I can't read this while I'm on the battlefield!" protested 
the other knight. "That would be shirking my duty!"

"Then why don't you read it on your off time, then?" pointed out 
Sain. "Like now!" 

"Well... All right," replied Kent, still skeptical. "I suppose it 
wouldn't hurt to take a look at it... "

Both cavaliers then dismounted their horses, and led them off the 
path... After which, they sat under a tree to read the scroll.

***

"The Art of Winning a Lady's Heart"

by Sir Sain, the Green Lance of Caelin

All ladies are equally lovely and equally worthy of your 
attention... Whether she be a warrior, magician, healer or even 
a village maiden, each possesses a quality that is beautiful and 
unique to one another (which is why I myself have such difficulty 
in choosing simply one!) However, not all men are like myself... 
So, here is my advice on how to woo that special lady you have set 
your sights upon.

Once you have chosen a target for your affections, discover her 
name as soon as possible... If you cannot come in contact with 
your beloved immediately (or she seems shy or inexplicably avoids 
you), enquire her friends and companions to her identity... 
Although you must practice caution in enquiring male companions, 
lest they grow jealous and draw weapons upon you. 

As soon as you have discovered the name of your intended (and 
whether or not she is currently unattached), we may begin upon 
the next phase of our lesson...

***

Kent interrupted the reading at this point.

"Sain..." he began slowly. "This is really silly..."

"I guess you're right, Kent..." replied Sain, heaving a sigh. 
"I really should've started you on Chapter 1... You already know 
your beloved's name, eh?" He gave his friend a playful nudge. 

"That's not what I meant!" protested Kent. "I--"

Suddenly, the pair heard a noise in the bushes behind them. The 
two knights hastily sprang to their feet, to find their liege lord, 
Lady Lyndis, standing behind them.

"Kent! Sain!" she exclaimed, at the sight of the two guilty-looking 
cavaliers. "I've been looking all over for you two..."

"Lady Lyndis!" gulped Kent nervously. It was then that Lyn noticed 
the parchment dangling from the knight's hand.

"Say... What's that you're reading over there, Kent?" she asked him 
curiously. Kent glanced down at his hand, shocked.

"What... This? Er... Nothing!" He quickly crumpled up the scroll. 

"Don't be silly!" replied Lyn, trying to get a better look at the 
document. "Here, let me take a look..." Sain tactfully stepped in 
front of the lady.

"Uh, I don't think that would be a good idea, Lady Lyndis..."

Kent breathed a sigh of relief, as Sain continued to speak.

"You see, Kent's composing a love poem for you..."

It took a moment for those words to set in, and then...

"...WHAT?" Kent cried out. "No, I'm not! Sain, that's not funny!"

"Oh, Sain..." Lyn sighed, crossing her arms. "Stop teasing the 
poor boy." She then addressed the other knight. "What's really 
on that scroll, Kent?" she asked. 

"Er..." began Kent, running a nervous hand through his red hair. 
He tried to think up an excuse. 

"Um... It's a... Map!" he finally managed to say. "A map for 
the tactician!"

"Oh, good!" said Lyn brightly. "She's been looking for that; 
I'll get it to her right away..." She reached out, to take the 
parchment from Kent.

"No!" interjected Kent hastily. When Lyn gave him a questioning 
look, he tried to compose himself. "Um, I mean, no... I'll do 
it myself." The knight cleared his throat. "I wouldn't dream of 
allowing you to accomplish such a menial duty..."

Lyn shrugged. "Suit yourself..."

"I'll... Uh, go with him," Sain quickly added.

The two cavaliers then mounted their horses, and took leave of 
their liege lord... Lyn watched them ride away, a mystified look 
on her face.

"They're sure acting odd today..." she commented to herself.

***

Meanwhile, the two knights rode down the dusty road in silence... 
When Kent finally judged himself out of Lyn's earshot, he addressed 
his friend.

"That was a most unkind prank, Sain..." snapped Kent, irritably. 
"Why did you have to tell Lady Lyndis your scroll was a love 
letter from me?"

Sain shrugged carelessly. "She wouldn't have looked at it, then," 
he reasoned.

"You couldn't be sure of that!" protested Kent. The knight then 
sighed to himself. "But I guess I have something else to worry 
about, now...

"What's that?" asked Sain curiously. Kent sighed once more. 

"Where in the world am I going to find a map for the tactician?"

*****

Fire Emblem: "Sain's Guide to Dating" 


Part Two: The Way to a Woman's Heart...

It was lunchtime in the encampment of Lord Eliwood's army. Kent 
had just taken a bowl of stew from Rebecca, who was the camp cook 
today... He then went off to sit by himself, on an out of the way 
fallen log. After some consideration, he sighed, set the bowl 
aside, and pulled out the scroll Sain had written for him.

***

Chapter 1: The Fine Art of Love Poetry

You must woo a woman with your words, before you may accompany 
her into the bedroom... (I'll save that subject for another 
chapter...)

***

Kent paused to blush, for a moment... Then, he read on.

***

Always address a lady in terms of her beauty... Comment upon the 
loveliness of her eyes, the colour of her hair, the fairness of 
her skin... However, it should be noted that commentary on any 
body parts below her neck and shoulders often results in physical 
injury to thineself (often below the waist).

When you are not with your beloved, communicate your love for her 
with quill and parchment... Send her countless upon countless of 
love letters, to let her know your feelings for her.

Yet should she still ignore you, do not despair... As in 
all things pertaining to love, persistance is key! Do not be 
discouraged by rejection... It may take many, many tries (and 
many, many women) before you may make it into a lady's heart... 
And by extension, her bed...

***

Just then, a shadow was cast over the document that Kent was 
reading... The cavalier looked up, to see Guy's face come 
into view.

"Sorry, didn't mean to startle you," the swordsman told him  
apologetically. "Do you mind if I eat lunch with you?"

"Um, no..." replied Kent. "Go right ahead."

"Thanks!" said Guy brightly. He seated himself on the log beside 
Kent, then gave the knight an appraising look. "Say, you're one 
of Lady Lyndis's friends, aren't you...?"

"I... Suppose you could say that," remarked Kent, slowly. Noting 
the swordsman's garb, he commented, "I take it you are of Sacaean 
descent, as well?"

"Yep!" answered Guy cheerfully. "Anyways, I saw you eating alone, 
so I thought you might want some company..." He then noticed the 
open scroll in Kent's hands. "Say, what're you reading there?"

"Uh, this?" The knight tried to shield the contents of the 
parchment from view. "Er... Nothing..." But to Kent's dismay, 
Guy leaned over and caught a glimpse of what was written on it.

"'Sir Sain on the Art of Winning a Lady's Heart'," read the 
swordsman aloud. "What's that?" he asked.

"Oh... Just a foolish thing my friend wrote," explained Kent, 
in an embarassed tone. "He's trying to... Help me out with 
something. But it's all rather ridiculous, really..."

Guy elbowed Kent knowingly. "Having lady troubles, huh?"

At this, the knight shot him a stern look, which made the myrmidon 
cough.

"Ah, well... To tell you the truth, I have some problems dealing 
with women, myself..." confessed Guy. "Well... One girl really," 
he concluded sheepishly. He then pulled on his own braid, in a 
nervous gesture. 

"Um, say... When you're done reading that, do you mind if I take 
a look at it...?" he asked the knight, tentatively.

There was a pause of silence. Then Kent asked, in a tone of 
bewilderment, "You're not serious, are you?"

"'Fraid so, friend..." sighed Guy. "Really, let me know when 
you're done with that... I could use the advice."

"Very well, then..." said Kent, in resignation. "But I think you 
could learn more by not listening to what it says..." he muttered 
to himself. The cavalier then stood up from his seat. 

"Now, if you will excuse me... Guy, is it?" he said, addressing 
his companion. "I must take your leave..."

"But you haven't touched your lunch..." pointed out Guy, 
indicating the bowl of stew still sitting on the log.

"Er... You can have it."

"Gee, thanks!" responded Guy happily.

The swordsman promptly picked up Kent's bowl, and began to 
scarf its contents down. Kent sighed and started walking away, 
until he was certain he was out of the myrmidon's range of 
hearing.

"There must be some place I can read this wretched scroll 
where I won't be disturbed..." he grumbled to himself.

*****

Fire Emblem: "Sain's Guide to Dating" 


Part Three: Between a Rock and a Hard Place

For Kent, trying to find a secluded place to read Sain's parchment 
was easier said than done... Especially in an encampment that was 
filled with the soldiers of Lord Eliwood's ever-growing army.

At first, the cavalier had tried to return his tent for a little 
privacy; only to find Wil there, waiting to ask him yet another 
question about knighthood. The cavalier finally shook him off, 
claiming that he needed to have a word with Sain.
 
However, no sooner had Kent left his tent, when he was waylaid 
by Sir Wallace... The armoured knight had then noticed the scroll 
Kent was carrying, and asked if it was for his 'Manual of Knightly 
Prowess'... The younger knight had beat a hasty retreat after that 
encounter.

All in all, Kent was beginning to wonder if the blasted piece of 
parchment he carried was cursed, or something... 

So, in his quest for privacy, the knight found himself up a tree... 
Literally.

In a wooded grove not far from the army encampment, Kent was now  
seated upon the thick branch of a tree, about ten feet off the 
ground... His horse was tethered to the bushes around it, far 
below. Absolutely certain that he was alone at last, the knight 
heaved a sigh of relief.

"Finally... Perhaps now I can look at this embarassing document 
in peace..." he muttered to himself, irritably. Kent then carefully 
unrolled the scroll of parchment.

***

Chapter 2: The Chivalrous Knight

As a noble knight of Caelin, it is my sworn duty to protect it... 
But it doesn't hurt to impress the ladies while doing so! When you 
go forth in battle, charge headlong at the enemy with your weapon 
proudly held high... It makes defeating the opponent all the more 
impressive! 

Lances are the knightly weapon of choice... Though a sword 
should be kept at hand, for as my friend insists, a lance will 
not withstand the most persistant axe-blow... But I believe 
that a knight with a stout (and passionate!) heart can overcome 
any enemy's weapon, with his bravery and heroism!

***

Kent found himself groaning. "Why do I even bother reading 
this...?"

***

Ladies are precious, lovely creatures that must be sheltered from 
battle, if possible. Should you see an enemy mounting an attack 
upon a female companion, thrust yourself nobly into his weapon's 
path... You will receive undying gratitude from the young maiden 
(and possibly, other favours, as well)... You may also win sympathy 
from the other ladies on the battlefield, who have witnessed your 
heroic deed.

***

While he was reading, Kent thought he heard his name called out... 
Listening again carefully, he realized the voice was coming from 
the ground, far below.

"Oh, for the love of..." grumbled the knight, as he rolled up the 
scroll. "Now what?"

Kent glanced down at the foot of the tree, and nearly fell over in 
shock... Lady Lyndis was standing under the very tree that he was 
sitting in.

"Lady Lyndis?!" he gasped.

"Kent!" Lyn shouted out, so he could hear her. "What are you doing 
up there?"

"I... Er..." began Kent, rather flustered. "I just wanted some time 
alone, by myself..."

"Up in a tree?" asked Lyn, curiously.

"Yes, I..." The knight paused for a moment. "Say, how did you find 
me, anyways?"

"Well, for one thing... Your horse is tied to this tree," Lyn 
pointed out.

Kent flushed as red as his hair. "Oh, yes. Right..."

"Also, Florina saw you up there," continued Lyn. "She feared that 
you might be an enemy spying on the camp, so she came to me so we 
could both check it out."

"Florina...?" enquired Kent, slowly.

"H-Hello, S-Sir Kent..." said a shy voice, right by his ear.

Kent turned around to see Florina on her pegasus, hovering in 
midair just above and beside him. He had to grab the tree trunk, 
to prevent himself from falling off, in surprise.

"S-sorry about startling you, S-Sir Kent," said the pegasus knight, 
timidly. Her pegasus then alighted on the branch Kent was sitting 
on.

The knight's eyes widened. "Florina! Don't--!"

The tree limb may have been able to support the weight of an 
armoured cavalier, but not that of a relatively light pegasus 
knight and her mount; the wood quickly snapped under the pressure.

Fortunately, pegasi can hover... Unfortunately, Kent could not. 
Losing his balance, the cavalier began to slide off the broken 
branch; Florina immediately tried to grab the knight, but missed. 

It was then that Kent fell off the branch completely, and hurtled 
towards the ground, far below.

"NO!!" screamed Lyn, in dismay.

However, luckily for Kent, the tree he had chosen as his refuge 
had bushes surrounding it; he landed in a heap among the shrubs. 
Quickly, Lyn rushed over to where the knight had fallen.

"Kent! Are you all right?" she cried out. She pulled the cavalier 
out of the shrubbery. "Kent! Speak to me! Say something!" she 
pleaded. 

The knight let out a groan, and Lyn breathed a sigh of relief. 
Meanwhile, Florina had landed her pegasus beside them, a mortified 
look upon her face. 

"I'm so s-sorry, Lyn!" gasped Florina, on the verge of bursting 
into tears. "I-is he all right?" 

"He should be fine," said Lyn reassuringly, resting the cavalier's 
head gently in her lap. "In fact, I think he's trying to say 
something..." Her brow furrowed.

"What's that, Kent? I can't quite hear you..." Lyn listened 
carefully as Kent slowly repeated his request.

"...I am... Going to... Kill... Sain..."

*****

Fire Emblem: "Sain's Guide to Dating" 


Part Four: A Woman's Healing Hands

Kent was looking very irritable at the moment... Although he 
was now back at the army encampment, the knight was currently 
sitting on a cot in the healer's tent, his arms folded stiffly 
in front of him. Both his boots have been removed, revealing a 
bandage wrapped around his right ankle.

As Kent continued to fume, Sain entered the tent, causing the 
injured cavalier to glare at him.

"Hey, Kent! I heard about your injury," Sain told his fellow 
knight, in a sympathetic tone. "How are you feeling?" 

Kent didn't reply... It was only then that Sain noticed his 
friend's dark mood.

"Say, why are you so upset?" asked the cavalier, curiously. 
"Lady Lyndis told me she practically carried you over to the 
healer's tent, because she felt partly responsible for you 
falling out of that tree." He shot his friend a sly wink. 
"You must've loved that, eh?"

"Sain..." warned Kent, dangerously. 

"And I heard all three of the pegasus knight sisters came to see 
you, you lucky dog..." added Sain, with a nudge.

"But... That was just because Florina wanted to apologize for 
causing my fall," explained the other knight, wearily. "She only 
brought her sisters along, because she's still a bit uncomfortable 
about being alone with men..." Sain continued to speak, oblivious 
to his friend's words.

"And then having both beautiful healers fawn over you..." The 
cavalier sighed in envy. "What I wouldn't give to be in your 
place..."

"That can be arranged..." said Kent, darkly.

Sain raised his hands in surprise. "Whoa! Calm down there, 
Kent...!"

"Why should I?" snapped Kent, finally losing his temper. "What 
about my duty to Lady Lyndis, huh? I may miss the next battle, 
thanks to you and your stupid scroll!"

"Hey!" exclaimed Sain, sounding hurt. "I didn't ask you to read 
it up in a tree, did I?" he pointed out.

At those words, Kent fell silent... Realizing his friend's dismay, 
Sain continued in a reasonable tone.

"Look... Both the fair Serra and the beautious Priscilla told 
me that all you had was a couple of bruises and a twisted ankle... 
All you need to do is keep off it for a day, and it should be 
fine," he explained reassuringly. "Missing a day of battle won't 
kill you..."

"I... Suppose you're right," admitted Kent. "I'm sorry for blowing 
up at you... You were really just trying to help me out, after 
all..."

"Hey, that's all right, old friend," replied Sain, cheerfully. He 
then elbowed the other cavalier knowingly.

"Say... Did you get to the part of my scroll on battle wounds, 
yet? It's really appropriate to your situation, at the moment..."

"Um... This isn't exactly a battle wound..." Kent pointed out.

"True... But the principle is still the same. Where did you put 
the scroll?"

Kent sighed. "Here..." He pulled a roll of parchment out of 
his breastplate. "I managed to hide it, before any of the ladies 
caught a glimpse of it..."

Sain patted him on the back, proudly. "Good man! We'll make a 
playboy out of you, yet!" he exclaimed. Kent rolled his eyes, 
as his friend unrolled the scroll to the appropriate spot.

***

Chapter 3: Battle Scars... The Marks of Valour!

Should you be unfortunate enough to fall in battle, recount your 
exploits to the beautiful maidens who heal your wounds... Your 
words will fall upon sympathetic ears, for those of the healing 
profession are gentle and sweet, and possess hands that are soft 
to the touch...

***

"'Gentle and sweet', huh?" interrupted Kent. "Obviously, you've 
never talked to Serra..."

"Ah, the lovely Serra..." Sain sighed to himself. "She told me 
that she examined your bruises..." The cavalier then gave his 
friend a sly look. 

"Incidently... She also mentioned that you have the cutest 
little backsid--"

"SAIN!!" cried Kent, mortified.

"Hey, she said it, not me!" protested Sain. "Besides you should 
be flattered... And grateful you didn't fall into a thorn bush..."

Kent found himself at a loss for words, yet again... His fellow 
knight then nudged him, to get his attention.

"Hey Kent," Sain told him, pointing down at the parchment. "You 
haven't finished reading this section yet..."

***

I encourage you to contact one of these fair healers, should you 
be afflicted with any ailment... No matter how small or minor the 
injury might be, they will surely come to your aid, because of 
their generous, caring nature.

***

As soon as the two cavaliers finished reading the paragraph, the 
healer known as Serra poked her head into the tent; Sain quickly 
and tactfully stuffed his scroll back into Kent's armour.

"So, how's our little patient doing?" asked Serra, in a falsely 
considerate tone.

Kent sighed heavily. "Fine..." he told her.

"Good!" she answered brightly. "Just wanted to make sure your 
bandages haven't loosened," said the cleric to Kent... "Then 
Lord Hector will know what a good job I'm doing...!" she told 
herself, smugly.

"I'll... Ah, leave you two alone, then..." Sain said slowly. 
The cavalier grinned knowingly at his friend, and then exited 
the tent. Kent looked dismayed by this. 

"Hey! Sain, wait!" he protested.

"Now, now, just relax..." began Serra, in what she thought was 
a soothing tone. The cleric walked up to Kent's bedside, and 
examined his twisted ankle. "Let me change that bandage of 
yours..."

"You're... Not going to check on my bruises again, are you?" 
asked the knight warily.

"Not unless you want me to," answered the cleric. Serra winked 
at the cavalier, which caused him to blush. "Hee hee! Sain is 
right, you are fun to tease!" she giggled. "You're so uptight, 
just like Erk..."

Kent rolled his eyes skywards. "Heaven help me..."

"Hey, I do the prayers around here, pal!" she retorted. Serra 
giggled at her own joke, as the knight groaned to himself... 
The cleric then began to rewrap Kent's ankle.

*****

Fire Emblem: "Sain's Guide to Dating" 


Part Five: The Chain Mail Letter

The flap to the healer's tent opened, and Kent exited the place, 
hobbling along awkwardly because of his injured ankle. Serra had 
just judged (by her own professional opinion, she added smugly) 
that the cavalier was now well enough to be discharged from the 
infirmary... The knight moved forward gingerly, aided by a crutch.

Kent was just about to head for his own tent very slowly, when Guy 
passed by, and stopped to talk to him.

"Hi Kent!" greeted the Sacean swordsman, cheerfully. "Say, how's 
the foot doing?"

"Oh, it's fine," replied Kent, in a resigned tone. "Nothing that 
a day's rest wouldn't cure..."

"I'm glad to hear that..." Guy then gave him a thoughtful look. 

"You know, I heard how you got your injury, Kent..." he started to 
say.

At this, the knight flushed. "Oh... You did, did you...?"

"Yeah! The whole camp's talking about it!" said the myrmidon 
enthusiastically.

As Kent kept stonily silent at those words, Guy continued to speak, 
regardless. 

"Yeah, that friend of yours... Sain, is it? He's been telling 
everyone about how all those girls in the camp came to visit you 
in the infirmary..."

Kent ground his teeth at this. "Sain..." he growled.

"...And that it was him who made you into such a playboy," 
concluded Guy. He nudged the knight knowingly. "Boy, that scroll 
he wrote really must've worked for you, huh?"

Kent's jaw dropped. "But he didn't... But all that was because..." 
The knight trailed off. "Oh, never mind..." he sighed, exasperated. 
Then, something else occurred to the knight. 

"Um... None of the female soldiers overheard him telling you this, 
perchance?" Kent asked Guy, tentatively.

"Oh, no!" exclaimed the myrmidon. "I think he was very careful to 
make sure only the men were listening."

Kent glanced upwards, gratefully. "Thank the heavens..."

Guy then shifted his feet uneasily. "So, uh... Since you seem 
to be able to deal with women, now... Do you mind if I have the 
scroll?"

"Um... I don't know..." began Kent hesitantly... He was thinking 
of all the trouble the document had caused him.

"C'mon, you obviously don't need it anymore..." urged Guy.

The knight sighed. "Oh, very well..." he said reluctantly. Kent 
pulled the the now rather crumpled piece of parchment out of his 
breastplate, and handed it to Guy. 

"But I must warn you, it's a lot more trouble than it's worth..."
the cavalier told him.

"All right! Thanks a lot, Kent!" said Guy, gratefully. The 
swordsman then began to smooth out the rumpled parchment, in 
order to read it.

***

Chapter 4: Wine, Women and Song

By now, you should've already won over a lady friend (with the 
help of my knightly wit and charm, of course). Yet not all women 
will readily accept an immediate visitation to one's tent, after 
battle... (It doesn't hurt to try, though...)

Inns are the perfect place to entertain a lady. There, you may 
wine and dine her to your heart's content... And with any luck, 
you may later retire upstairs for... Other entertainments...

And should you be unfortunate enough not to win the hand of a 
fair damsel thus far, the inn houses many comely serving girls, 
with whom you may also try your hand at winning over (and may 
be more amenable to... Suggestion, shall we say....?)

***

Just then, Kent tactfully placed a hand over the document.

"Uh... Perhaps you shouldn't read this out in public, Guy..." 
advised the cavalier cautiously.

Guy gave him a knowing wink. "Sure... I got ya! Want to keep 
it a secret between men, right?"

"You... Might say that," replied the knight, slowly. 

After bidding the swordsman farewell, Kent limped off towards 
his tent, trying to hide a smile. 

Meanwhile, Guy clutched the scroll protectively in his hands, 
and then glanced around the crowded army encampment.

"Now... Where in the world can I read this without anyone 
watching...?" murmured the myrmidon to himself.

*****

Fire Emblem: "Sain's Guide to Dating" 


Epilogue: ... A Man Scorned

It is slow going for a man with a twisted ankle and only 
a crutch to support him, and Kent was no exception... The 
knight was still heading through the encampment and back 
towards his tent, when he caught something out of the 
corner of his eye.

It turned out to be Sain... The cavalier was talking animatedly 
to a group of men around a campfire; by Sain's arm gestures, 
it was quite obvious that he was recounting how Kent got his 
injury... At this, Kent's eyes narrowed. 

The knight then marched determinedly towards his friend, as best 
as he could manage... As he approached, Kent thought he could 
overhear part of Sain's conversation.

"...So, get this... All three pegasus sisters came to visit 
him, and..." Sain then trailed off, as he noticed Kent glaring 
at him.

"Oh, hi Kent!" he greeted his friend, oblivious to the knight's 
obvious annoyance at him. "They let you out of the infirmary, 
did they?" A look of concern then crossed Sain's face.

"Say... You shouldn't be moving so much on that ankle, should 
you...?" he asked curiously.

"Be quiet, Sain!" interrupted Kent, irritably. "I have half a 
mind to hit you with my crutch..." Sain looked bewildered by 
his friend's negative reaction. 

"What's wrong, Kent? Why are you so mad at me?

"Why do you think, Sain?" retorted the other knight. "How dare 
you tell everyone how I fell out of that tree! Do you have any 
idea how humiliating that is? Now, no one will ever take me 
seriously again... I'll be the laughingstock of the camp!"

"On the contrary, Kent!" protested Sain. "The men are impressed 
by how you won over all those women... I'm just improving your 
reputation with the ladies!"

"I might even add your little incident to my scroll, as an 
example..." continued the cavalier to himself, thoughtfully. 
"Do you still have it on you...?" Looking up at his friend, 
it was only then that he recognized Kent's infuriated 
expression. 

Sain's eyes slowly widened. "Uh-oh..."

The cavalier carefully backed away from Kent... Then, he began 
to run. Kent immediately followed Sain in hot pursuit, although 
he was rather hampered by his bad ankle.

***

Meanwhile, in another part of the camp, Lady Lyndis headed 
towards the infirmary... In her hands, she carried a bunch of 
wildflowers, which were quite obviously for Kent.

Lyn was just about to enter the healer's tent, when Sain, and 
then Kent both rushed past her, yelling at the top of their lungs.

"Hey, calm down, Kent!" cried Sain hastily. "You're supposed to 
keep off that foot, remember? What about duty and battling and 
all that...?"

"Shut up, Sain!" snarled Kent, waving his crutch over his head. 
"The only thing I care about now is breaking this crutch over 
your head! You and your foolish scroll... This is all your 
fault...!"

As the two cavaliers sprinted past Lyn, she stared after both 
of them, astonished... Then, she shook her head.

"Gee, and I always thought Kent was so dependable and level-
headed," Lyn said to herself, in disbelief. "I guess it's true 
what they say about redheads..." 

Lyn then sighed, tossed away the flowers, and slowly walked 
away.


END

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As you may have noticed, this rewrite of "Sain's Guide to Dating" 
is pretty much the same as the original, except that it's no longer 
in script format... (The bulk of the new material is in Part 3, in 
case you didn't notice. ^_~) Oh, and if you liked this story, go 
check out the sequel, too! ^_^

*****

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