This is a little bit of fun for all you TaleSpin and Darkwing Duck
fans. They're not exactly top ten lists, since I couldn't bear to pare
them down... Feel free to add your own additions to the list(s) or
send me your comments to the address below. Enjoy!
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The 12 Most Painful Things to Do in Cape Susette
12. Stand in front of the door of an all-you-can-eat-for-a-dollar
restaurant just as Baloo spots it. ;-)
11. Go along with one of Rebecca's money-making schemes.
10. Warn Louie that his Aunt Louise is coming for a visit-- As a joke.
9. Tell Trader Moe that his hat reminds you of a balloon.
8. Call Col. Spigot a "frozen shrimp".
7. Insult Shere Khan.
6. Call Don Karnage crazy.
5. Be the one who has to tell Molly that "Danger Woman" has been
cancelled-- Forever.
4. Say to Kit off-handedly that the flying age has been bumped up to
21-- When it hasn't.
3. Babysit Molly.
2. Babysit Molly and have something go wrong-- Then having to
explain to Rebecca why.
1. Take away Baloo's pilot's licence-- Permanently.
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The 15 Bravest (or Stupidest) Things to Do in St. Canard
15. Try to get Gosalyn to clean her room.
14. Remind Darkwing that Gizmoduck is number one crimefighter.
13. Call Tuskernini a bad actor.
12. Tell Splatter Phoenix that her work is "a quintessential example
of the atrocities inflicted upon the art world of today".
11. Tell Steelbeak (in the words of a certain bear): "I hope your jaw
rusts."
10. Test one of Sara Bellum's inventions.
9. Get Tank angry.
8. Tell Drake Mallard that the Muddlefoots are moving away
permanently-- NOT!
7. Take away Launchpad's crash pilot's licence.
6. Disobey F.O.W.L. High Command.
5. Tell Darkwing that there is a big T.V. special devoted entirely
to his glorious exploits next week-- Yeah, right.
4. Call Megavolt "Sparky".
3. Upset Morgana.
2. Annoy Negaduck.
1. Make Gosalyn wear a dress.
---Aviatrix 8;-)<
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