Oji Tanaka vs Ray Lovelock

 Lina: Words cannot appropriately set up this next match.

Kaji: Seeing how most of you probably have never heard of either of these guys.

Lina: Well....that...too. Let's just go to Tenchi Masaki and the introductions.

*Cautionary Warning starts to play*

Tenchi: Introducing first from Japan wearing white dress shirt and black pants, Oji Tanaka.

*scattered applause*

*Seventh Moon starts to play*

Tenchi: His opponent from City 7, Ray Lovelock.

*scattered applause*

*Bell*

Lina: Things are underway as Oji and Ray go into the lockup. Ray overpowering Oji and is slowly bending him backwards. Oji in extraordinary pain.

Kaji: Sitting at a desk all these years have robbed Oji of his flexibility.

Lina: Look of severe pain on Oji's face as he tries to power his way out of the hold. He's working his way back upright and he breaks the hold. Elbow to the face of Ray, Ray stumbling back as Oji comes in with those right jabs. Oji getting ready for the big right hand, Ray dodges, grabs the arm and flips him over. Stomp to the shoulder joint. Oji is in some severe pain.

Kaji: So much for Black Heaven's comeback tour.

Lina: Ray slaps on that arm bar, and is yanking back on that injured arm. Oji reaching for the ropes but he's just too far away. Ray has the weight advantage by a large margin and Oji just can't seem to get out of that hold. Wait a minute, he's inching over and he's taking Ray with him. He's got the rope and Bean breaks up the hold. Oji clutching his shoulder Ray to his feet stomps on the shoulder. Oji crawling into the corner as Ray continues his assault on that limb. Ray goes for a stomp with Oji's shoulder on the turnbuckle. Oji moves, comes back with a left to the groin.

Kaji: Owwwwwww not very sporting of him.

Lina: Oji to the outside, he's got a chair and slides back into the ring. Ray starting to get up, but Oji stops him with a vicious chair shot to the back of the head. Ray is down and motionless. Oji's got the chair ready again and another one.

Kaji: Geez, what the hell is he doing.

Lina: He seems to be taking the shoulder attacks from earlier a bit too personally as he bends that chair backwards with his third vicious chair shot. Oji tosses the chair aside and looks at Ray with a look of disdain before kicking him again. Bean getting involved telling him to finish this up. Oji going for a pin, and small package! Ray caught Oji off guard and goes for the small package but Oji manags to kick out after two. Both men struggling to their feet. Oji going for a running clothesline but Ray counters with a trip. Ray slaps on the Camel Clutch as Oji once again finds himself on the recieving end of a submission hold.

Kaji: Things just aren't....well nevermind he's got the bottom rope.

Lina: The hold is broken up as Oji tries to gather his wits while Ray is talking to referee Bean Bandit.

Kaji: Then he gives that idea up in favor of a chair from the outside.

Lina: From behind Oji nails Ray with a steel chair for the fourth time in this match. Ray falls like a house of cards. Oji puts the chair in the middle of the ring. Sets Ray up, and a piledriver on that steel chair. That's five times Ray's head has recieved the worst of a chair. But Oji looks to making it six as he spikes him again with another piledriver. My god he's gonna do it again. Seven times tonight Ray's head has met a steel chair and mercifully Oji finallly covers him. One, two and three it's over.

*Bell*

Tenchi: Here is your winner Oji Tanaka.

*Band starts to play Cautionary Warning*

Lina: Oji overcomes an early disadvantage to beat Ray.

Kaji: With a little help from his pal Vitamin C.

Lina: Witty as always Kaji. Anyway stick with us, coming up next Chii takes on Hotaru Tomoe.


Too...much...cute...kill...me