Lina: Before we go to our next match let's go back in time...
Kaji: *interupting* ...to when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
Lina: Not that far, only one card ago these two competitors fought in the back for reasons at the time were unclear to us. That is until D's hand....yes his hand. Consented to an interview with our own Miyuki. Let's roll tape.
*Tape Start*
Miyuki: We're hear with D and his left hand this evening. Welcome gentlemen.
D's Hand: He won't be talking, please direct all questions to me.
Miyuki: Ok, well then at the last card D attacked Saya, who is also a vampire hunter. The question is, why?
D's Hand: Well it's not that complicated. You see, D here is only half vampire. He doesn't pose quite the threat that full blooded vampires like Saya and Alucard, do towards humans.
Miyuki: I see...
D's Hand: These two pose a threat to not only the other competitors but the fans in the crowd. First D here will finish off Saya, then Alucard.
Miyuki: Interesting. Now does this policy extend to other vampires such as Miyu.
D's Hand: I guess you'll have to watch and see.
Miyuki: Well thank you both and good luck against Saya at the next card.
*End Tape*
Lina: We're back but the fight seems to have started early as Saya ambused D and is trying to cut off his hand with that katana. D having none of that as his hand blows her down and into the railing. Security trying clear the crowd out of the way as Bean Bandit tries to get this organized.
*Bell*
Lina: We're under way...sorta.
Kaji: I think this brings new meaning to the phrase hardcore wrestling.
Lina: D is using his sword to swing away at Saya who jumps the railing right before it is split in half by that strike. Saya tries for a leg sweep but D is just too strong in his legs. He stomps on her knee...I think it broke it.
Kaji: Dear god.
Lina: I think this is over as D picks Saya by the throat and throws her from the entranceway to the ring. Covers with the foot, one, two and three this is over.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner, D.
Lina: D is your winner as he just kicked the crap out of Saya and it looks as though he will make good on the hand's threats as he readies the sword.
*Gunshot*
Kaji: What the hell?
Lina: D's left arm hit and hanging on by a thread. What the hell happened?
Kaji: It's Alucard, the Underground Champion is here and just put a world of hurt on D. And he's just walking away.
Lina: Alucard has thrown shown D just who is the badest mother of them all.
Kaji: Shut yo mouth...hey wait that's not Gendo.
Lina: Speaking of which we'll see him later tonight as he takes on Alucard's master, Integra Hellsing in defense of his world title. But before that scheming little purple haired Megumi Reinard takes on Karou Kamiya for the women's title, stick with us.