*Kaji is bound and gagged*
Lina: We're back and it's time for the big thing, the main event, Gendo Ikari and Integra Hellsing. At stake is Gendo's AWF World Title gold.
Kaji: *mph*
Lina: Let's go to the action.
*bell*
Tenchi: Ladies and gentlemen it is time for the main event, it is scheduled for one fall and is for the AWF World Title.
*Logos Naki World Starts to play*
Tenchi: Introducing first, the challenger, from London England. Integra Hellsing.
*Cheers*
*Cruel Angel's Thesis plays*
Tenchi: Introducing next, the champion, accompanied to the ring by Ritsuko Akagi. He hails from Tokyo-3, Gendo Ikari.
*Boos*
*Bell*
Lina: We're underway as Gendo and Integra pace around the ring trying to size each other up, they lock up, Integra backing Gendo into the corner. Clean break for referee Carrot Glace, but Integra with a backhand slap. Carrot backs her out, Gendo comes charging in with a hard clothesline laying out Integra.
Kaji: Mm mph mph
Lina: Stomp to the chest of Integra, now a stomp to the left wrist. Gendo drops the knee on the wrist. Good strategy by the champion, trying to take away a lot of her offense. She is having a hard time getting going but manages to kick Gendo in the back of the head a couple of times to get free, following up with a nice right cross breaking his sunglasses.
Kaji: ooooo
Lina: Gendo stunned and walks into a big boot from Integra. Cover, and a count but a kick out after two. Stomp to the face by Integra. She goes to the outside and is looking for a weapon. She settles for a table and slides it into the ring. She sets it up, and sets Gendo up. She's gonna fly, looks like a frog splash but Gendo moved. She goes through that table. Gendo with a cover, and a count.
*lights go out*
Lina: Oh for pete's sake does anyone ever have an original idea?
*lights come back on*
Lina: Well I spoke too soon, looks like we may have a cage match now. And it looks like Carrot is bound to the side of the cage. This can only be bad for one of these two...who are both prone. It looks like we might have trouble as Alucard is in the ring, the AWF Underground champion is here and he is bludgioning Gendo with the handle of the Jackal. He's been busted wide open. Alucard kicking and kicking with those boots. Now he's picking him up and throwing him like a lawn dart into the cage.
Kaji: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph
*Eva One punches through the cage and grabs Alucard*
Lina: Well that was unusual. Alucard is now out of the picture, and Carrot is a little dazed on the floor.
*Kaji frees himself*
Kaji: What the heck was that, where did Shinji come from?
Lina: Hey who said you could talk...fireball *Kaji is englufed*
Kaji: Crapppppppppppp.
Lina: Gendo is still motionless on the ground as Integra crawls out and rolls him into the ring. Cover, but we have no referee. That would have been three, that would have been three. Carrot into the ring slowly, he's inching across the ring. One, two and no. Gendo kicks out. Does he even know where he is? Integra complaining of a slow count. She tries to hook the leg but Gendo punches her in the glasses, she's stunned. He hooks her legs and hoists her up, and Death Valley Driver. He hits the Death Valley Driver. Cover, count, one two, three.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner and still AWF World Champion, Gendo Ikari.
*Boos, crowd throws cups and junk into the ring*
*Cruel Angel's Thesis begins to play as Gendo and Ritsuko exit the ring*
*In the booth*
Lina: What a main event, as Gendo Ikari retains the belt in a match for the ages. I'd like to thank you all for reading along. For Ryoji Kaji and the rest of the AWF crew this is Lina Inverse, see you next time.
Kaji: *moaning* I want to die....