Lina: Well...
Kaji: Lina let me handle this.
Lina: Er...I don't know Kaji...
Kaji: Trust me it'll be great.
Lina: Well...fine.
Kaji: Our next match is yet another unusual AWF pairing as morbid walking Dr. Claw rip-off Vincent Valentine takes on dark skin, skimpy outfit wearing hottie Mimiru.
Lina: *clutching her head* I knew this was a bad idea...
Kaji: Let's go down to the ring to Tenchi for the introductions.
*xx*
Tenchi: Introducing first, originating from parts unknown, Vincent Valentine.
*Obsession starts to play*
Tenchi: His opponent, from the world, Mimiru.
*Bell*
Lina: Well...they're pacing each other in the ring...
Kaji: I'll handle this too.
Lina: Oh for fu...oh fine go ahead.
Kaji: Vinny Val tries to start things off with the claw shot towards the throat but Mimiru counters with the heavy blade to that claw. He's stunned, allowing her to execute a nice bridging back supplex. Bean Bandit counting, one and two but we have a kickout.
Lina: *reads a magazine*
Kaji: Both starting to get to their feet, Vincent clutch his neck, but Mimiru hits a running bulldog. We've got blood on the mat as it looks like, yes it is Vincent has been busted wide open after that, Mimiru setting up for what looks like and is the figure four leg lock. Vincent is not moving I think he's out cold. Bean Bandit counting, one two and three. It's all over.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner, Mimiru.
*Obsession starts to play*
Kaji: Well, it's all over and the pasty one has been left blood red after the ass kicking. Stick with us we have more action. How was that Lina?
Lina: Eh.
Kaji: I'm hurt.
Lina: Oh well.
*Kaji cries and runs off*
Lina: Stick with us.