*fireworks go off, the camera pans through the mountain range showing the crowds at the Masaki shrine. The camera pans to Lina and Kaji at the Broadcast booth*
Lina: We're back! After a small hiatus while the former owns cut their losses like wimps, we were out setting up our next killer card. Welcome to the Masaki Shrine in Okayama, Japan. I'm Lina Inverse Joined by Ryoji Kaji.
Kaji: Hiya.
Lina: We're all set here for our opening match. Take it away Kaji.
Kaji: It's the battle of the Mecha girls as The genius supreme Washu battles the goddess of the future Skuld. This match was set up after the following incident backstage at opening night a few months back.
*Tape starts up. Washu and Skuld are sitting around the table bragging about their lattest inventions*
Skuld: This is my latest creation it's Mr. Pirate.
Washu: It looks nice...but what's it do?
Skuld: It gets copyrighted music songs for computer geeks too cheap to buy CDs.
Washu: Huh?
Skuld: Isn't it great?
Washu: uhhhh sure Kiddo? *twitching*
Skuld: *sniffs* Don't call me a kid? *pulls out a grenade*
Washu: Wah!
*Explosion, camera shorts out*
Lina: We're set to go here.
*Alchemy of Love Begins*
Tenchi: Coming down the aisle from Parts Unknown, Little Washu.
*My Heart Won't Let Me Say, I Want to be Certain of Your Heart begins*
Tenchi: Her opponent from Yggdrasil, Skuld.
*Bell*
Lina: We're underway. They lock up in the center of the ring. Skuld goes low, fireman's carry and Washu is down. Skuld locks on the ankle lock. Washu's got the rope. Bean tells skuld to break the hold. Washu sweeps Skuld leg. Washu to her feet, drops the elbow. Washu picks her up by the hair. Belly-to-belly supplex and Skuld is hurting.
Kaji: She may have broken ribs.
Lina: Skuld's got a switch. What the hell is it? Skuld hits the button. Washu slaps on the camel clutch. Skuld looks to be in some serious pain.
Kaji: What the hell is that?
Lina: A little robot has rushed the ring and broken the hold. It's Banpei! Skuld's only working invention has entered the ring. Wait a second Bean's picked up Bainpei. OH MY GOD HE RIPPED IT'S HEAD OFF!
Kaji: Oh the poor little robot. That's what? The third time?
Lina: washu back to her feet. Skuld's distracted by the sight of her destroyed invention. Washu taps the shoulder. Skuld turns around. Washu...FISHERMAN'S SUPPLEX! Bean goes to the mat. 1..2..3.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner Little Washu!!
*Alchemy of Love Plays*
Lina: And there you have it, Washu wins it. The Ring crew is bringing in the tables for our next match. Ranma Saotome Vs. Gateau Mocha.
Kaji: This has pain written all over it.
Lina: It's time for the rematch that Gateau has been whinning I mean begging for. Spike Spegal not being one to repeat himself has added a special stipulation to this match. It is table death match rules.
Kaji: For those of you who have been living in the mainstream most of your life. A table death match is when the only way to win is to drive your opponent through a table. The referee will count to ten and if you can't get up it's all over for you. Tables are constantley being set up by our ring crew so the wrestlers needn't bother.
Lina: This match was chosen because we got a special discount from Nabiki's table service, we got a thousand tables for ten thousand yen.
Kaji: Good deal.
Lina: Looks like our special referee is in the ring and things are about to start up.
Tenchi: Before we begin let me introduce our special referee. From the Spooner Continent Marron Glace.
*Don't Mind Lay-Lay Boy begins to play*
Tenchi: Introducing first, from Japan. A member of the Saotome school of Anything goes Martial arts. Ranma Saotome.
*What's Up Guys begins to Play*
Tenchi: His opponent, from the Spooner Continent, Gateau Mocha.
*Bell*
Lina: We're underway and Gateau wastes no time laying Saotome out with that shortarm closeline. Gateau Picking Ranma up by the pigtail. Sets him up. One handed chokeslam through the ring announcers table.
Marron: 1...2...3...4
Lina: Ranma back to his feet, pulling Gateau out of the ring. Marron through the ropes after them. Ranma landing some vicious blows to the stomach of Gateau. Scoop and a bodyslam onto the pavement. Saotome picks up Gateau, Front face supplex through a table.
Marron: 1..
Kaji: Well that didn't do much.
Lina: Gateau is pissed. He picks Saotome up. T-bone supplex through another table.
Marron: 1...2...
Lina: Saotome to his feet. Gateau inching over the broken table towards Saotome.
Ranma: Kachu Tenshin Amaguriken!
Lina: Gateau walked right into the Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire Technique. Mocha is stunned. Saotome on the ring appron. He's dragging Gateau onto that table at ringside. Saotome on the ring ropes he's going to drop an elbow off the ropes. Gateau moves. Saotome has broken the table in two!
Marron: 1...2...3...4....5
Kaji: Whoa he got up.
Lina: Saotome not showing any signs of giving up. They lock up. Gateau rolls Saotome into the ring. Gateau climbing the turnbuckle. Now he's posing for Marron.
Kaji: not too bright. Saotome kicks the top rope and Gateau's two best friends meet the turnbuckle.
Lina: We've got a table set up in the middle of the ring. Ranma hooks the arms. Double underhook Superplex through the table.
Marron: 1...2...3...4...5 *stops counting and turns around*
Lina: Someone has entered the ring distracting the count. Gateau is out cold. This match is over. finish the damn count!
Kaji: It's Vincent Valentine!
Lina: What? Here? I don't believe it. Boot to the midsection. DEATH PENALTY! Marron glace is out cold. Vincent hurdles back through the crowd. Ranma trying to wake Marron up. Gateau is still out. We need another referee.
Kaji: Here comes our CEO Tatewaki Kuno. He's got a referee.
Lina: Wait from out of the crowd it's Ryoga and Mousee. They've ambushed Ranma. They are beating the tar out of him. Ryoga and Mousee holding a beaten Ranma for Kuno. Someone stop him. Kuno hits Ranma with that sword.
Kaji: Gateau's up.
Lina: He's moving furniture as he stacks three tables in the center of the ring. Marron is still down. Gateau to the top rope. Top rope powerbomb through the tables!
Kaji: Holy Sh--
Lina: Ryoga, Mousee and that guy in a Hawaiin shirt scatter. Kuno's waking up Marron to count.
Marron: 1...2....3.....4.....5....6.....7.....8....9....10
*Bell*
Tenchi: here is your winner Gateau Mocha.
Lina: I can't believe it. Vincent Valentine, Ryoga Hibiki, The Hawaiin Shirted lunatic, Mousee, CEO Tatewaki Kuno and Gateau Mocha all worked together to set Ranma up. While the ring crew cleans up the tables we'll get set for Filia ul Copt vs. Mink
Lina: The tables are gone and it's time for our match between two dragon girls.
Kaji: I thought Mink was only a dragon half.
Lina: Details details. Anyway this match was setup because both of them called for tickets to tonight's event. And since it was sold out...we decided to let them fight it out just so they could watch from backstage.
Kaji: Ah President Spiegel is there no end to his goodness?
Lina: Quit sucking up it's time for the match.
*Breeze starts to play*
Tenchi: Ladies and gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first Filia ul Copt!
*loud whistles from the crowd*
*Watashi no Tamagoyaki starts*
Tenchi: Her opponent from parts unknown, Mink.
*Even louder applause*
Lina: We're ready here we're just waiting for the bell.
*Bell*
Kaji: Convenent.
Lina: We're underway here. As Filia and Mink lock it up in the center of the ring. Mink knee to the midsection. Filia stunned. Mink executes a jawbreaker in the center of the ring. Cover. 1...Filia back to her feet. Sweeps Mink's feet out from under her with that tail.
Kaji: Sometimes that tail of hers can be a great assest.
Lina: All too true. Filia pulling on Mink's leg, she slaps on the grapvine. Mink reaching for the ropes. Carrot breaks the hold. Filia and mink lock it up again. Filia picks mink up. She's got Mink up at a 90 degree angle.
Kaji: I'm getting dizzy.
Lina: She drops back. What a hanging vertical supplex. Cover, count. 1...2 kickout.
Kaji: How'd she do that?
Lina: Mink back to her feet. She blows fire. Filia is stunned. Carrot is lecturing her on that. This could be a disqulification. Filia reaching under her skirt.
Kaji: What's she doing?
Lina: She's got that mace. Filia clobbers Mink with it. Cover, count. 1...2...3. It's all over. Filia ul Copt hit mink with that mace and knocked her out cold. As Filia Celebrates let's go to the setup for our next match. Rio Vs. Kei.
Lina: Well it's time for Rio Vs. Kei and because Kaji insisted so much he gets to say the title of this match.
Kaji: (giggling) It's the battle of the bust.
Lina: Real mature. How old are you? Oh well a debate for another time. Let's go to the ring.
*Russian Roulette plays*
Tenchi: Introducing first, Kei.
Lina: It should be mentioned to assure that our event does not become the site of yet another infamous "Dirty Pair" incident we've brought in not only the large majority of the Earth's military. But the Galaxy police and the United Earth Forces.
*Flash Your Dream beings*
Tenchi: Her opponent from Policetown, Rio Kinezono.
*Bell*
Lina: This should be interesting. Kei off the ropes. Clothesline. Rio's down. Kei with the bridging back supplex. Motoko Kusanagi counts. 1...2...3. It's over.
Kaji: Wha?
Lina: It's all over in ten seconds. Kei has decimated Rio.
Kaji: (sniffling) but...but..
Lina: What?
Kaji: (crying) neither of them took off their top. False advertsing man false advertis *Lina whacks Kaji with a Mallet*
Lina: We'll be right back.
Lina: (visably twitching) It's time for the three way dance. A battle for one of the single largest collections of panties in the western hemosphere. As three of the most notorious perverts fight it out for the prize.
Kaji: Lina you do not look happy.
Lina: Of course I'm not happy that old lech said my chest was small.
Kaji: But we all say that.
Lina: WHO ASKED YOU? Fireball!
*Kaji Screams*
Lina: Just start the damn match already!
*Lum's Love Song plays*
Tenchi: Introducing first accompanied by Lum. From Tokyo, Japan, Ataru Moroboshi.
*I'm a Pioneer begins to play*
Tenchi: (embarrassed) Next from Okayama, Japan; Nobiyuki Masaki.
*Camera pans to members of the Masaki household who are covering their faces*
*Zettai Part two starts up*
Tenchi: And finally from Tokyo, the master and founder of the anything goes school of Martial arts, Happosai.
*Bell*
Lina: And we're underway. Nobiyuki and Happosai teaming up in this elimination match. As they beat on the younger Ataru. Ataru is down and hurt. Nobiyuki celebrating. Happosai from behind with the pipe shot to the knee of Nobiyuki.
Kaji: Cheap shot.
Lina: The old man has Nobiyuki into the corner. Baseball slide into his face. Happosai dragging Nobiyuki to the center of the ring. Shun Mitaka counts. 1...2...kickout. Nobiyuki has the old man. He tosses him into the crowd. He goes over to Ataru picking him up by his hair.
Kaji: Inside craddle! Inside craddle!
Lina: Count 1...2...3. Ataru pins Nobiyuki. He's going for the panties. He thinks he's won the match. Uh-oh Lum's not too happy.
Happosai: Hey watcha watching.
*Lina and Kaji fall out of their seats*
Kaji: How the hell did you get up here?
Happosai: With a pretty thing like this *glomps Lina* How could I have stayed away?
Lina: Prepare to die you old lecher! Digger bolt!
*Kaji gets shocked*
Happosai: Nyah Nyah you'll have to do better than that.
*Happosai heads for the Ring Lina in hot persuit. Happosai hurdles back in the ring*
Shun: Hey miss get out of the ring. Miss Inverse stay outside.
*Shun tries to keep Lina on the outside. Happosai steals Lum's top and hops around the ring*
Ataru: Old freak.
Happosai: Happo-fire burn.
*Explosion. Ataru's down. Happosai covers*
Kaji (dazed): Cover count 1..2..3. Happosai wins. We'll we'll be right back *Collapses*
Lina: Rotten stinkin' old fart when I get my hands on him I'll blow him to kingdom come. *Looks at Kaji* What happened to you?
Kaji: I got a this job.
Lina: Perk up old man it's time for the Okayama death match. For those at home who aren't familiar with the death match rules let me explain. After a pin or submission you have to answer the referee's ten count or lose the match.
Kaji: This is all a result of years of torment that these two have been through. well mainly Shinji's torment. Gendo's been enjoying himself as of late. But anyway Shinji sat down with Miyuki and cut this interview before the match.
*Interview starts*
Miyuki: Shinji tonight you face your own father in a death match. Why?
Shinji: That rotten bastard abandoned me. He left me alone crying in the street while he went off and *bleep*ed Ritsuko's mom.
Miyuki: There's no need to be profane.
Shinji: You're siding with him aren't you?
Miyuki: Wha?
Shinji: You *bleep* I'll show you all. I'll kick his no good *bleep* back to Tokyo-3 and then I'll crush his stupid *bleep* with my *bleep*ing Eva.
*Security guards restrain Shinji who is flaing around the room*
*Fly Me to the Moon plays*
Tenchi: The following is a special Okayama Death Match, the match ends when one opponent cannot answer the ten count. Introducing first from Tokyo-3. Shinji Ikari.
*Cruel Angel's Thesis plays*
Tenchi: His opponent, also from Tokyo-3. Gendo Ikari.
*Bell*
Lina: We're underway. Shinji rushes Gendo. Gendo throws Shinji over the top rope. Gendo climbing the turnbuckle. Ax handle smash from the top rope to the outside. Gendo picks up Shinji and throws him over the blockade and into the crowd. Uh-oh we've got spectators down. Shinji's got a chair. *Metal thud* Gendo takes a shot to the head. He's dazed.
Kaji: What's Shinji got?
*Shinji lights the chair on fire*
Lina: FIRE CHAIR! Oh my god it's a fire chair.
Kaji: Gendo blocks the shot. He throws the chair into the ring.
Lina: Gendo goes for the right hand. Blocked by Shinji. SPEAR. Gendo is down in the crowd. Shinji slaps on the figure four. Gendo reaching for one of the chairs. Throws it on Shinji. Hold is broken. Gendo to his feet. He picks Shinji up by the hair. Supplex onto the chairs! Gendo picks Shinji up. Powerslam onto the concrete. Gendo has Shinji in tow as he goes over the guardrail. Shinji frees himself and DDT. Gendo is down. Cover 1...2..kickout.
Kaji: What stamina. Shinji goes under the ring. He's got a table.
Lina: Sets it up. He's got Gendo by the hair. Bodyslam through the table.
Kaji: Sir your table is ready.
Lina: Shinji just drove Gendo through that table. Gendo getting to his feet. Shinji charges. Gendo catches him, belly to belly supplex. Cover, count 1...2...3. Asuka starts the ten count.
Asuka: 1....2....3....4
Lina: Shinji to his feet. he kicks Gendo in the balls. Gendo down. Shinji goes under the ring. He's got that kendo stick. Gendo getting to his feet.
Kaji: Batter up.
Lina: Shinji swings. Miss. SUPERKICK. Gendo just kicked the taste out of Shinji's mouth. Shinji is staggering he drops the stick. Gendo picks it up. ::Sound of the stick breaking over Shinji's skull:: Shinji is down. Gendo picks up Shinji. Piledriver. On the concrete. Shinji is hurting. Gendo sets up a table across the guardrail. He's taking Shinji to the top rope.
Kaji: What's he going to do?
Lina: Powerbomb from the top rope ::sound of table crushing:: Gendo covers. 1..2...3
Asuka: 1...2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9....10 ::bell::
Tenchi: Here is your winner Gendo Ikari!
*Gendo gives Shinji the finger*
Lina: Gendo returns the one fingered salute that Shinji had given him a few months ago. Gendo obliterated his own son.
Kaji: He's one bad...
Lina: Shut your mouth.
Kaji: I'm just talkin' 'bout Gendo.
Lina: *chuckles* Stay tunned Gourry versus Vicious is next
Lina: Well it's time for a battle of swords as Gourry does battle with Vicious. Kaji any predictions?
Kaji: I bet Gourry won't even find the ring let alone win.
Lina: He's not as stupid as Ryoga, and what's getting lost have anything to do with a match between these two.
Kaji: Nothing, but I really don't care. Sword fights seem a little borning, Wake me for the next match. *Kaji pulls out a teddy bear and sleeps on the announce table*
Lina: Well for those who care it's ready to begin.
*Give a Reason for Life starts*
Tenchi: This match scheduled until someone is unable to continue. Introducing first from lots of places wielding the sword of Light. Gourry Gabriev.
*The Real Folk Blues Starts*
Tenchi: His opponent from Mars, wielding a Katana. Vicious. And now for our special referee,
*The A*Team Theme starts*
Tenchi: Ladies and Gentlemen Mr. T.
*Loud cheers*
Lina: We're all set let's get started.
*Bell*
Lina: They draw their swords. And fight. Nice block by Vicious. Gourry laying on the pressure. Vicious moves in for a stab. Side step by Gourry. Vicious swings.
*Gasp by the crowd*
Lina: Oh my god! Vicious missed and has scratched Mr. T's gold. T is not too happy. He's got Vicious above his head.
Mr. T: I pity the foo' who scratches my gold. *Tosses Vicious*
Meanwhile on the Nadesico, Akito is watching the matches in his room...
*Vicious crashes through the hull into Akito's room*
Akito: Damn that Mr. T can throw Helluva far.
Back in Okayama...
Lina: Looks like it's all over. T going to have a glass of milk from the carton he brought with him.
*Gourry is drinking T's Milk*
Lina: (mumbles) Gourry you idiot.
Mr. T: Steal my Milk?! Prepare to fly sucka. *T Tosses Gourry*
Kaji: (waking up) Is it over yet? *Gets hit with Gourry*
Lina: It is now.
*Bell*
Lina: Well who's the winner?
Tenchi: The winner of this match, MR. T.
Lina: It figures. Stay tunned the tag team titles are on the line next.
Lina: It's time for the meat of the card. The title matches. First up Chocolate Misu and Gateau Mocha face off against Otaru Mamiya and Lime. With Gateau already having been through one hell of a match tonight will fatigue be a factor.
Kaji: It will be, Gateau was beaten from pillar to post by Ranma in that table death match and now he faces the ugly prospect of having to face Lime one on one. She's three times stronger than him. She can pick up large stone buildings.
Lina: We're about to see if it will be a factor. Here we go.
*Hesitation plays*
Tenchi: The following is for the AWF world tag team titles, introducing first the challangers. From Japoness Otaru Mamiya and Lime.
*Mask plays*
Tenchi: Their opponents, The AWF World Tag Team Champions. From the Spooner Continent Chocolate Misu and Gateau Mocha.
*Bell*
Lina: It's going to be Otaru and Chocolate starting things off. They lock up. Judo flip by Otaru, into the arm bar. Chocolate reaching for the ropes. Soun breaks the hold. They're sizing each other up. Otaru charging, Chocolate side steps. Ow he ran headlong into the turnbuckle. Chocolate with the roll up. 1..2..kickout.
Kaji: Otaru's hurt he must have separated his shoulder.
Lina: Chocolate scoops him up. Shoulderbreaker.
Kaji: Make that a broken shoulder.
Lina: Chocolate locks on the arm bar. Otaru screaming in pain. He reaches the rope. He goes to make a tag. Chocolate pulls him back. Way back. I think she pulled too hard.
Kaji: Otaru getting a mouth full.
Lina: He's in her chest ladies and gentlemen and he looks to be losing conciousness. Chocolate with the backhanded slap. Otaru's down and looking hurt.
Kaji: His nose is bleeding. Hey whoa what the hell is she doing *muffled*
Lina: She's stripped down to a pair of suspenders and a pair of leather pants.
*Kaji Takes the shirt off his head*
Lina: How'd she switch to pants when she was wearing a miniskirt? Where's the logic?
Kaji: Logic? We don't need no stinking logic. It's AWF Wrestling.
Lina: Chocolate whipping on Otaru. Soun tendo is being distracted by Gateau. Lime is seriously pissed off.
Kaji: She jealous?
Lime: STOP PICKING ON OTARU!
Lina: Lime into the ring. She's got Chocolate in a throwing position. She winds up. And there goes Chocolate!
Meanwhile back on the Nadesico...
*Vicious and Akito are sitting around drinking tea. Chocolate bursts through the floor*
Akito: Dang that Lime can throw far too.
*Vicious nods*
Back in Okayama
Lina: Soun Tendo calls for the bell. It's going to be a DQ. Lime and Otaru lose by disqualification after Lime threw Chocolate to God knows where. Well stay tunned it's Vash vs. Iria next.
Lina: It's time for the AWF Underground title match. This is the division for the upincoming stars of the AWF, most notabley our champion Vash the Stampede. A man of great legend...just not that well known.
Kaji: Well I guarantee that after this match everyone will know who he is. He's going to be facing one of anime's better known, lesser known stars Iria.
Lina: Too true. Well we're all set here let's go to the ring.
*Tokete Iku Yume no Hate ni starts*
Tenchi: The following is scheduled for one fall and is for the AWF Underground Title. Introducing first, the challanger Iria.
*HT starts to play*
Lina: There's Vash's music but where is he?
Kaji: Chickened out?
*Something cuts a hole in the ring canvas*
Lina: Something going on there.
*Vash hops up out of hole and attacks Iria*
Lina: Vash ambushing Iria from under the ring. He sets her up suplex. Cover 1...kickout. Obviously not a very effective ambush. Iria picks him up Fisherman's supplex. Bean counting 1...2 kickout. Vash pushes her into the hole. Iria is down. Vash into the hole. I can't see what's going on. Vash out of the hole and he is out cold.
Kaji: He couldn't sneak up on a corpse.
Lina: Iria slaps on a figure four, Vash straining as he reaches for the rope. He's got it. Break the hold. They're back to their feet. Iria going for a clothesline. Vash backdrops her over the top rope. She's on the outside. Bean is admonishing Vash for that move.
Kaji: Look out behind you.
Lina: It's Rally Vincent. She just hit Iria with that club. Iria is hurt. Rally rolls her back into the ring. Vash sets her up. into the left side ropes. Over the hole into the right side ropes. Twitching elbow! Cover count 1...2...3. ::Bell::
Tenchi: Here is your winner and still AWF Underground champion Vash the Stampede.
Lina: Chalk up the assist to Rally Vincent. As the med-techs rush out to help Iria we'll get ready for what could be an interesting match. rei Ayanami the beast from the far east is looking for Keiichi Morisato's gold as they face off in an AWF Mainstream title match.
Lina: It's time for our mainstream title match as the number one contender for that title. the cloned wrecking machine Rei Ayanami faces off against our champion Keiichi Morisato.
Kaji: This should be an interesting match, Keiichi has managed to defend that belt for four months since the AWF's inception. Can Rei Ayanami the girl who took down Bean Bandit win the title?
*Fly Me to the Moon Starts*
Tenchi: Introducing first the challenger, from Tokyo-3 Rei Ayanami.
*My Heart Won't Let Me Say, I Want to be Certain of Your Heart starts*
Tenchi: Coming down the Aisle the AWF Mainstream Champion Keiichi Morisato!
Lina: As a precaution Belldandy has been barred from the building, the city and the prefecture as to insure no outside interference.
*Bell*
Lina: There's the bell and Rei wastes no time as she ambushes Keiichi as he handed Asuka the belt. She cinches in the arm bar but Keiichi makes it to the ropes. Both wrestlers back to their feet. Rei clotheslines Keiichi over the top rope. Rei climbs the turnbuckle cross body block. Keiichi catches the business end of Rei.
Kaji: Well what a way to go.
Lina: Asuka starts the ten count, Rei rolls Keiichi back into the ring. She can't win the belt on a count out. Rei goes for a leg drop. Morisato rolls out of the way. Rei seems to have hurt her leg. Keiichi slaps on the figure four. Rei inches over to the ropes.
Kaji: She's got a long ways to go. Keiichi cranks on the hold.
Lina: Rei's got the rope. Asuka breaks the hold. Keiichi to his feet. Low blow by Rei. Keiichi down to the mat. OHMIGOD she bit his nose. She's punching his face. Asuka pulling Rei off and warning her about the rules.
Kaji: Keiichi is hurting he's going to need some stitches.
Lina: Rei walks over and stomps the injured morisato. She goes into the ropes. Drops the elbow across his face. Rolls him over she applies the Mexican surfboard.
Kaji: Keiichi not even flinching. What does she have to do?
Lina: Rei releases the hold. She goes to the outside. Rei is armed with a chair as she comes back into the ring. Keiichi and asuka screaming for her to put down the chair. Keiichi's trying to slap Rei over Asuka's head.
Kaji: Asuka shoving Keiichi into the corner and yelling at him.
Lina: Rei lifts the chair. Wait a second Ruri from out of the crowd. She taps Rei on the shoulder. Powder in the eyes. Ruri out of the ring.
Kaji: Morisato back to his feet. Picks up Rei, PILEDRIVER.
Lina: Cover and count 1...2...3.
*Bell*
Tenchi: The winner of this match and still Mainstream champion Keiichi Morisato.
Lina: Our main event is next. Ryo-Ohki will defend her World title against Yurika Misumaru.
Lina: It's that time of the card we like to call the main event. It's a matchup with Yurika Misumaru facing off against our champion Ryo-Ohki. Let's cut to Miyuki with the champion.
Miyuki: Tonight you face Yurika Misumaru for the world title, What are your thoughts?
Ryo-Ohki: MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! meow meow meeeeoooooooooow! ::storms off::
Miyuki: I've never seen her so intense, back to the ring.
Lina: Well there you have it. Ryo-Ohki's in the ring already but where's Yurika.
::Rei Rushes the ring::
Kaji: What the hell is she doing here?
Lina: Where's Yurika? Wait what? Cut to Miyuki.
Miyuki: We've just found yurika locked in the locker room. Rei Ayanami set her up.
Lina: Back to the ring. Rei is wailing away on the cabbit.
*Bell*
Lina: Looks like a different main event. What's that Ryo-Ohki's in her mecha cabbit state.
*Smushing sound*
Kaji: We're going to need another Rei...and maybe a mop.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner and still AWF world Champion RYO-OHKI!!
Kaji: Well there's another fine mess of a main event.
Lina: Oh shut up at least the rest of the card was good.
Kaji: If you're drunk.
Lina: ::Drives Kaji into the ground with a mallet:: G'night folks.
Kaji: H...eee...llllpppp meeeeeeeee..........