Lina: Hello and welcome to this special AWF card.
Kaji: Hopefully we can lift your spirits in these dark hours, but I hope you will excuse us if we're not feeling too funny.
Lina: But we will try our best. We welcome you tonight to lovely Tokyo Japan to the Tokyo Dome. For the latest in the AWF's long line of mediocre cards. First off tonight is a special tournament to crown the first AWF Women's champion.
Kaji: That's right Lina, the tournament pits 8 of the toughest, intelligent, prettiest, and most talented women in anime in a single elimination tournament for the women's title. Now this doesn't bar women for going after the world title, it's just another title. Let's take a look at the brackets.
Lina: It's a tough field, any predictions Kaji.
Kaji: Looking at this field I'm picking Lime.
Lina: Because she's strong?
Kaji: Well that too, but she's just so cuuuute it's hard to resist the urge.
Lina: Well I can see you're still yourself.
Kaji: I gotta be me.
Lina: In the first match of the tournament we have the top ranked female combatant Sakura faces off against the eighth seed Priss from 2040.
Kaji: How'd she get ranked so low Sakura's never had a match?
Lina: Priss lost to Kero.
Kaji: *Snicker* oh yeah I forgot.
*Manifest! Imperial Floral Assault Group Starts to play*
Tenchi: Ladies and gentlemen the following is the first match in the Anime Wreslting Federation Women's Title tournament. Introducing first from Japan. Sakura Shinguji.
*Cheers give way to the band playing y'know*
Tenchi: Her opponent from Tokyo, Japan Priss Asagiri.
*Cheers*
*Bell*
Lina: We're under way as Sakura and Priss lock up in the center of the ring. Priss with the height advantage is backing Sakura into the corner. Soun Tendo breaking things up. Priss going for another lock up, Sakura slips behind she's got a bearhug on Priss and she nails the German supplex. Quick cover and count. 1...2...kickout
Kaji: It's way to early for that.
Lina: Priss a little dazed getting up as Sakura nails a running clothesline sending her back to the mat. Stomping away at the head of Priss is seventeen year old Sakura Shinguji. Going for the leg drop and misses and Priss rolls out of the way.
Kaji: Sakura underestimating Priss going for such an old trick like that.
Lina: All too true and now she's about to be put into a world of pain as Priss locks on a leg lock.
Kaji: Good move she really needs to isolate that weakness if she wants to win this match.
Lina: Thank you Captain Obvious. Sakura's got the ropes and Priss lets go of the hold. Sakura pulls herself outside the ring as Priss climbs the turnbuckle.
Kaji: She's gonna go for the big cross chop off the top if Sakura doesn't turn around this could be all over.
Lina: She leaps, Sakura moves and Priss hits the guardrail hands first.
Kaji: And the poor old man in the front row spills his beverage.
Lina: Hate it when that happens. Sakura sees an opportunity and slams that arm again on the rail. Priss in a world of pain. As Sakura grabs a handful of hair.
Kaji: And now Priss is back in the ring with Sakura following close behind. Priss is clutching her left arm tightly, it's probably broken.
Lina: And Sakura's fixing to break it even further as she twists away on the arm with an arm bar. Priss looking in some extreme pain reaching for the ropes but Sakura wraps Priss up in a stretch hold. She's yanking on that broken arm for leverage.
Kaji: Priss has to be reaching her limit and no she's got the ropes.
Lina: Hold is broken up and Sakura heads to a corner. Three point stance, Priss trying to catch her second wind. Sakura charging in and nails a spear.
Kaji: That won't help with the wind catching.
Lina: Nay. Cover and a count: one, two, three. It's all over.
Kaji: Sakura Shinguji secures a spot in the semifinals against the winner of the Yurika Misumaru and Meryl Stryfe match.
Lina: That should be interesting to see, it's up next.
Lina: Right now we've got a match between two extremely intelligent individuals.
Kaji: I thought Yurika was a ditz.
Lina: *bonk* she was a competent caring leader of a battleship in a time of great confusion and war.
Kaji: *rubs head* but still she had instances where she was denser then lead.
Lina: *hits Kaji with a mallet* Moving on, it's Yurika Misumaru versus Meryl Stryfe for the right to move on in the AWF Women's title tournament. Let's go to Tenchi Masaki for the introductions.
*Bands starts to play You Get to Burning*
Tenchi: Introducing first, originally from the Utopia Colony on Mars currently hailing from Japan Yurika Misumaru.
*cheers*
*Band starts to play HT*
Tenchi: Her opponent, from Gunsmoke, Meryl Stryfe.
*Bell*
Lina: And we're under way Meryl rushing in woops a little carlessly as Yurika backdrops her over the top rope. Not a good way for Meryl to start off. Yurika to the outside and rolls Meryl back into the ring. She's back on the apron, Meryl to her feet slaps to the face of Yurika. She's got a handful of hair and is about to smash her into the turnbuckle. Wind up, blocked by Yurika. Tries again. Again blocked by Yurika. Yurika with a slap, breaks the hold and slams Meryl's head into the turnbuckle.
Kaji: *moans*
Lina: Meryl is severly dazed and stumbling about the ring. Yurika to the top rope and she nails a flying clothesline. Meryl is out cold, cover, count. One two three. It's over that quickly. Yurika has just dominated Meryl.
Kaji: I thought Tira was the dominatrix in the AWF. *Whip crack* Yike.
Tira: Oh ho ho ho ho...
Lina: Not now we've got more matches still to be completed.
Tira: awwwwwww
Kaji: *phew*
Lina: After the show.
Kaji: *gulp*
Lina: Next up it's the battle of two marionettes as Lime and Cherry lay it all on the line, who will advance to the semi finals next.
Lina: We're back and into the third match of this tournament to crown a women's champion in the AWF. Next up Lime and Cherry do battle for the right to move on.
Kaji: You know Lina I've been thinking.
Lina: There's a first.
Kaji: Hey. But seriously, Lime and Cherry are Marionettes right?
Lina: Yeah that's right.
*Band starts playing Successful Mission*
Tenchi: Introducing first, from Japoness dressed in pink, Cherry.
*Band starts to play Hesitation*
Tenchi: Her opponent also from Japoness, Lime.
*Bell*
Kaji: Well doesn't that mean they're not really women?
Lina: Hey you're right.
*Loud thud off camera*
Kaji: Wow I didn't know Marionettes could bend like that.
Lina: That's because she's broken idiot. Wait Spike Spiegel down to the ring he's talking to Tenchi Masaki. It looks like even though Lime dominated this match it may not matter.
*In the ring*
Tenchi: Ladies and Gentlemen I have just been informed by President Spike Spiegel that this match has been invalidated. Lime and Cherry are marionettes, not women. Therefore they would have an unfair advantage. Therefore the winner of the Katsumi Liqueur and Chocolate Misu match will have a buy into the finals.
*Back in the booth*
Lina: There you have it, Kaji's suspicions have just come true.
Kaji: See I told you.
Lina: *scribbling on a paper* I'll have to write today down, it's not everyday that happens.
Kaji: *not paying attention* yes too true, I am a genius. Ha ha ha. Hey what's Lime doing with that section of guardrail?
Lina: Why she's chasing poor Spike to the back. Can we get a camera on that? Whatdaya mean no? *sigh* I'm surrounded by incompetence. Katsumi and Chocolate do battle next, someone wanna run a promo or something?
Lina: Okay batten down the hatches boys and girls, it's time for the weapons to come out as Katsumi and Chocolate do battle.
Kaji: One's got a sword, the other a...uh steel string that can cut stuff and cleavage she's got lots of cleavage.
Lina: That's your most profound insight to date....you're drunk again aren't you?
Kaji: Actually no, but I did have a cup of coffee does that count for my daily drug intake?
Lina: Sure why not? Let's go to Tenchi for the introductions.
*Mask starts to play*
Tenchi: *Somewhat out of it* Introducing first from the Spooner continent wearing black pants, suspenders and a hat Chocolate Misu.
*Cat calls*
*Kindan no Pansee starts to play*
Tenchi: *Regains composure* Her opponent from Japan, Katsumi Liqueur.
*Bell*
Lina: They lock it up in the center of the ring, Chocolate backing Katsumi into the ropes. Going for the Irish Whip, reversal. Chocolate hits the corner, Katsumi with a nice running clothesline follow up. Chocolate in a daze tips over. Katsumi puts on an ankle lock on the prone Chocolate. Chocolate reaching for the ropes.
Kaji: It's a little early for a tap out.
Lina: Chocolate's got the ropes as Asuka comes in to break up the hold. Katsumi back to her feet and has a handful of Chocolates hair. She's setting her up for a vertical supplex. Block by Chocolate. Knee to the midsection by Katsumi and she's going for it again, and Chocolate again with a block. Chocolate has just picked Katsumi up, holding her at a ninety degree angle and bringing her back down to the canvas.
Kaji: ...hard.
Lina: Well that was implied.
Kaji: Oh.
Lina: Cover, count, one two and a kickout. Chocolate complaining about a slow count. Katsumi from behind German Supplex. One, two and a kickout. Chocolate trying to get to her feet but Katsumi still has the waist-lock on. Another German Supplex, Chocolate's head hit the canvas this time. One, two, two count only as Chocolate manages to get a shoulder up.
Kaji: Katsumi has a death grip on that waist and is now the envy of teenage boys the world round.
Lina: *Slaps Kaji in the back of the head* Chocolate is struggling to her feet, but Katsumi still has the waist-lock on. Chocolate's got the ropes, Asuka trying to get Katsumi to break the hold.
Kaji: Look out!
Lina: Asuka moves out of the way as Katsumi in a sign of sheer brute force yanked Chocolate off the ropes and has just supplexed her for the third straight time. Cover count, one, two, three. It's all over but the shouting.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner, Katsumi Liquer.
*Back in the booth*
Kaji: Wow she yanked Chocolate off those ropes and still was able to execute a third German Supplex. Very impressive and she has a buy into the finals due to Lime being disqualified. The winner of Yurika and Sakura will have quite a task at hand.
Lina: True all too true Kaji but she has to be suffering the ill effects of those supplexes, let's go ringside to Miyuki with the winner of this match Katsumi.
*Ringside*
Miyuki: Congratulations on your win Katsumi. It certainly is one to remember.
Katsumi: *Winded* thank you.
Miyuki: Are you alright?
Katsumi: *Trying to catch her breath* I'll be fine.
Miyuki: You have a buy into the finals of the women's tournament that gives you a distinct advantage over Yurika or Sakura when it comes to winning. Any predictions on their match.
Katsumi: Never underestimate Yurika's ability to get the job done, she may be a bit of a flake but she can still do what it takes to win.
Miyuki: Will you be ready for the finals later tonight.
Katsumi: No doubt. Excuse me. *Walks off*
Miyuki: Back to you Lina.
*In the booth*
Kaji: Hey what about me?
Lina: What about you?
Kaji: I feel so unloved.
Lina: Well the love fest continues as another Sakura, Sakura Kinomoto takes on the bad ass mecha Wing Zero in a special match. Stay tunned.
Lina: Well in the long tradition in tormenting the cute little girl type anime characters the AWF is proud...er pleased er...happy er the AWF presents Sakura Kinomoto facing off against Wing Zero piloted by...hey wait there's no pilot.
Kaji: The zero doesn't need no stinking pilot.
Lina: But it's a mecha.
Kaji: And a demon *lightening* well okay maybe not. But I'm sure it has some kind of autopilot thing worked out.
Lina: Well we're about to find out. Let's go to the back lot as Wing Zero faces Sakura Kinomoto.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Ladies and gentlemen please direct your attention to the video monitors the match is about to begin. Introducing first from Japan, Sakura Kinomoto.
*Applause*
Tenchi: Her opponent, from space, Wing Zero.
*Gasp*
*Bell*
Lina: We're underway as Zero opens fire on poor Sakura who responds by quickly hiding behind a semi. Zero will have none of that a goes after her with the beam saber.
Kaji: There goes another perfectly good semi.
Lina: Sakura running for her life as she's being pursued by the giant mech. I hope no one parked in the J lot tonight because Wing Zero has just smashed several parked cars.
Kaji: *sobbing* I only had three more payments left on it too. Damn you Zero.
Lina: Sakura uses the fly card and is pretty far away, for now. Uh-oh Zero's got the buster cannon. It's all over for Sakura.
*Blinding light*
Kaji: Ahhh my eyes my beautiful eyes.
Lina: Oh grow up, the lights fading and I can't see Sakura anywhere.
Kaji: Hey wow how'd she get behind Zero?
Lina: Sakura from behind kicks the back of it's head.
*AA batteries spill out of Zero*
Lina: Batteries?
Kaji: Wow who would have guessed?
*Zero topples over, Sakura covers the prone mecha*
Lina: One, two, and three this is all over with Tomoyo there to capture this moment for posterity.
Kaji: You think I can get a copy of this for my insurance agent? I mean I really need it.
Lina: I dunno you'll have to ask Tomoyo.
Kaji: And if not I can always steal it *laughs*
*Lina whacks Kaji with a mallet rendering him unconscious*
Lina: We'll be right back...
*Kaji is asleep on the table still*
Lina: We're back and now it's time for old school versus the new school as original mask wearing bad ass pilot Char Aznable faces off against his modern reincarnation the much better looking Zechs Marquis. Let's go down to Tenchi Masaki for the introductions.
*Rhythm Emotion starts*
Tenchi: Introducing first, originally from the Sanc Kingdom, Zechs Marquis.
*Crazed fan girl noises, Char runs through the crowd and ambushes Zechs with a chair*
*Bell*
Lina: Well that was quite the ambush...looks like the writer couldn't find the name for his theme music.
Booming voice: Hey!
Kaji: God?
Booming voice: You wish.
Lina: *nervous laughter* nevermind.
*loud thunderous mumbling*
Lina: *coughs and regains composure* Well getting back to the match, things are looking pretty grim for Zechs as Char continues his assault with the folding chair. Referee Kusanagi has finally wrestled it from his grips and the match is finally on a little more even footing.
Kaji: If you don't count the injuries Zechs has already sustained.
Lina: Which we're not.
Kaji: Of course.
Lina: Char has Zechs in the corner, going for the Irish whip, reversal, Char hits the corner hard. He's dazed. Zechs managed to wrap his arms around Char's stomach. Belly to belly and he's slammed Char down.
Kaji: He's catching a second wind.
Lina: Slaps on the choke hold on Char. One two three four, and he lets go. Applies it again. One two three four five. Motoko orders the hold to be broken. Zechs lets the hold go. Going to the outside to get himself a seat.
Kaji: You know I think that's an disallowed weapon he has in his possession.
Lina: Indeed oh observant one and he's intending to use it. Motoko holding him back and ordering him to put the chair down.
Kaji: Char's up.
Lina: Zechs trying to use that chair swings and misses. Char ducked it, sets up his foot and SUPERKICK THROUGH THE CHAIR. Zechs is down and he is out cold.
Kaji: There's the cover.
Lina: One, Two Three.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner Char Aznable!
*Back in the booth*
Lina: Impressive desperation move from Char a superkick through that steel chair. Zechs never saw it coming.
Kaji: Right you are Lina, when Zechs grabbed that chair he was thinking he'd use it to play the drums with Char's head. Char ended up using it to play some sweet chin music.
Lina: That was er...profound Kaji. Next up Sakura Shinguji faces Yurika Misumaru in the semi-finals of the women's title tourney.
Lina: And we're back and ready for the next matchup.
Kaji: What no buildup or funny comments?
Lina: No time Kaji, we've got little to do and lots of time....strike that, reverse it.
Kaji: Well okay if you say so.
*The band starts to play Manifest*
Tenchi: Ladies and gentlemen introducing first from Japan, Sakura Shinguchi.
*The band starts to play You Get to Burning*
Tenchi: Her opponent originally from the Utopia colony on Mar, currently hailing from Japan, Yurika Misumaru.
*Bell*
Lina: And things are underway here as the two of them start circling the ring looking for a weakness. Going into the lockup Yurika with the advantage. Turns through into a hammerlock. Sakura reaching for the ropes but Yurika pulls to hold tighter. Sakura down to one knee.
Kaji: She's pretty far from the ropes. Things are just going to get harder from here on out.
Lina: You think so? Sakura still inching across the ring slowly but surely. She's got the ropes. Asuka breaks up the hold. Sakura's left arm in some serious pain after that hammerlock. She's trying to get to her feet but Yurika knocks her down. Pulling that injured arm Yurika drags her to the center of the ring. Going for the elbow drop. Nobody home. Sakura to her feet, Yurika follows.
Kaji: Yurika with a big wind maker, misses.
Lina: Hey I'm the play to play person here. Sakura from behind belly to back supplex. Cover count. One two and kick out.
Kaji: it's gonna take more then that to put Yurika away.
Lina: Yurika to her feet Sakura still on the ground she's not getting up. Yurika's got the legs. Giant swing and Sakura hurled across the ring Yurika is really dizzy. Manages to find her way to make the cover. One, two, three. It's over.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner, Yurika Misumaru.
*Booth*
Lina: With that the finals are set as Yurika Misumaru and Katsumi Liqueur will face off to determine who will be the first AWF women's champion.
Kaji: Even money on Katsumi she's had time to recover since her first match.
Lina: How quickly we forget that Yurika manhandled both Sakura and Meryl so don't count here out just yet. Though I wonder what happened to our illustrious leader Spike after he disqualified Lime....
*Meanwhile in the middle of Tokyo*
Lime: Come back here *hurls a bus*
*Bus narrowly misses Spike*
Spike: Dammit why me, why today?
*Spike runs into a shopping mall*
Lime: Grrrrr *follows*
*Spike hides behind a display in a women's store*
Spike: *phew*
Lime: Ah ha.
Spike: Crap *Sprints*
*Lime tosses a passer by at Spike*
Passerby: Aieeee!
Spike: *oufff*
*Spike is knocked out*
Lime: *hmph*
*Lime walks off in a huff*
Passerby: What was that about.
*Spike is lying on the ground injured*
Lina: Our first title bout of the night will be for the AWF Tag Team Title. Last time Ranma Saotome and Akane Tendo scored an impressive victory against Kei and Yuri the Lovely Angels.
Kaji: You mean the Dirty P...*gets hit with a brick*
Kei and Yuri: LOVELY ANGELS!
Kaji: Uh right.
Lina: But at the same time as Ranma and Akane won their match against Kei and Yuri another young team with a similar format had been named the number one contender by Spike Spiegel and Kiddy Phenil. Keitaro Urashima who had just shown his skills in singles competition would team up with Naru Narusegawa against the champions.
Kaji: Well since Ranma has some actual fighting skills and Keitaro doesn't. So they're alike because they both have violent women as their partners? Well hell by that logic you and I are similar to them. Hey let's be the number one contenders after them.
*Kaji is nailed with a steel mallet*
Lina: I think you mean to say that we're all similar in that all three teams contain beautiful young women.
*Band starts to play Sakura Saku*
Tenchi: Introducing first from Hinata Lodge, the challengers Keitaro Urashima and his partner Naru Narusegawa.
*cheers*
*Band starts to play Little Date*
Tenchi: Their opponents, the champions, representing the Tendo School of Anything goes Martial Arts; Akane Tendo and Ranma Saotome.
*Bell*
Lina: Naru and Akane starting things off. Akane going for a punch but Naru uses Akane's momentum to flip her. Holding the arm and moves into an arm bar. Akane catches the rope and Mitaka breaks up the hold. Both back to their feet. Naru goes for the flying kick but she misses.
Kaji: And poor grandpa in the front row gets his wig knocked off.
Lina: Akane on the top rope, she leaps and misses nailing that same old man.
Kaji: Poor gramps shoulda stayed in tonight.
Lina: Akane swings and misses. Naru picks her up and crotches her on the steel guardrail.
Kaji: Male or female that still hurts like hell.
Lina: Akane with a look of pain on her face. Naru's on the other side on the apron with a steel chair. Running leaping and nails Akane with a running chair shot. Akane Tendo still stuck on that railing, Naru pulling her off. Ooops Naru ripped Akane's blouse.
Mitaka: One, two, three...
*Almost simultaneously Keitaro, Ranma and Kaji's eyes get real big*
Lina: Akane quick recovery, rips off Naru's sweater. This match has really deteriorated into some kind of cat fight.
*Naru and Akane are pulling each other's hair as Ranma and Keitaro look on awestruck*
*Crowd hoots and hollers*
Lina: Naru and Akane stopping for a moment to reflect on the situation. Meanwhile Mitaka has been counting. Eight nine ten. It's a double count out.
Crowd: Boooooo *Begin hurling cups at the ring*
*Bell*
Tenchi: Ladies and Gentlemen since neither Naru nor Akane could answer the ten count this match has been declared a draw. *Gets hit with a beer cup*
*In the booth*
Lina: Like it or lump it this match has ended in a double count out.
Kaji: I didn't know we still had those.
Lina: Neither did I but I guess we do. Things are not looking too good for the ring crew as everyone at ringside. Hopefully things will cool off in time for our next match as Shinji Ikari faces his greatest challenge...the unknown.
Lina: At the last card it was announced that Shinji Ikari would have to face off against a mystery opponent. We're about to find out exactly who his opponent will be. Any predictions?
Kaji: I'd put money on Vash the Stampede we saw him backstage and he looked to be getting ready for something tonight.
Lina: That but don't forget we do have a few first timers back there too the locker room is a buzz with who it could be that will face off against Shinji. We're about to find out.
*Cruel Angel's Thesis starts to play*
Tenchi: Introducing first from Tokyo-3, Shinji Ikari.
*Light applause*
*Band starts to play You Get to Burning*
Tenchi: His opponent from the Utopia colony on Mars, Akito Tenkawa.
*Thunderous ovation*
Lina: The mystery opponent is Akito Tenkawa, this certainly is a shock to us.
Kaji: Wow who would have thought.
*Bell*
Lina: Things starting off with Shinji rushing Akito and pounding away on Akito. Bean Bandit pulling him off. Shinji flailing about angrily. Bean warning him about the rules but Shinji leaping for Akito. He misses and hits the ring post.
Kaji: You know maybe that boy should learn some patience.
Lina: Akito to the outside he's got a hold of that steel chair...*metal thud* Shinji just got knocked out with that chair shot.
Kaji: Deep hurting.
Lina: Akito back into the ring he's got Shinji picked up. Belly to back supplex. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Cover count one two and Shinji kicks out. I don't believe it. Akito picks up Shinji by the hair and tosses him over the top rope. Bean reminding Akito of the rules now. He's not even paying attention as he heads out under the ropes to the outside. Shinji with a fire extinguisher. He misses.
Kaji: He's dead.
Lina: He sprayed Bean Bandit who has just stepped over that top rope to the outside. Shinji in a panic trying to ditch the evidence but Bean's got him and tosses him back in the ring.
Kaji: Things are looking grim for everyone's favorite loser.
Lina: Akito back into the ring picks up Shinji by the hair. Sets him up DDT. Cover and a count: one, two, three it's over.
Kaji: Like he stood a chance.
*bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner, Akito Tenkawa.
Lina: It all comes down to this Yurika Misumaru faces off against Katsumi Liqeuer to crown the first ever Anime Wrestling Federation Woman's Champion. Any predictions Kaji?
Kaji: Um *flips a coin* I'll pick Katsumi.
Lina: *sweatdrop* okay...
*Bell*
Tenchi: Ladies and gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the AWF Women's Championship.
*Band starts to play Kindan no Pansee*
Tenchi: Introducing first originally from Japan, currently hailing from Tokyo. Katsumi Liqeuer.
*Band starts to play You Get to Burning*
Tenchi: Her opponent originally from the Utopia Colonoy on Mars, currently hailing from Japan. Yurika Misumaru.
*Bell*
Lina: They lock horns Katsumi with the advantage backing Yurika into the corner. Backing off a bit, Katsumi with a knee to the midsection. Knife edge chop to the chest of Yurika. And another, one more to grow on. Yurika's slumped down in the corner. Katsumi to the other side of the ring running up going for a baseball slide.
*Clang*
Kaji: She's out.
Lina: She missed Yurika, split the difference as she came sliding into the ring post. Ouch ouch ouch. That's not good. Yurika taking full advantage of the situation grabbing a handful of hair and picking up Katsumi. Hooks the arms, double arm DDT. Cover count, one, two, and kickout. Only two.
Kaji: Katsumi showing a lot of intestinal fortitude taking that double arm DDT.
Lina: It's all on the line tonight. Yurika trying to keep Katsumi down with the headlock. Katsumi fighting her way to her feet, elbow to the ribs. Another. She's free, Irish whip into the ropes, Katsumi nails the clothesline. Yurika's down and maybe out.
Kaji: She's probably goofy with those visions of Akito running through her head.
Lina: Katsumi hooks the legs into a figure four. She's got it on in the middle of the ring this should be over. Yurika rithing in pain. Shoulders down, one two, she's up.
Kaji: Yurika has got to get the ropes.
Lina: Yurika reaching for the ropes but she just is too far. Wait a minute she's trying to turn it over. Straining with Katsumi's leg strength. Katsumi going over, she did it. Katsumi's hurting in a bad way. But she's managing to drag Yurika towards the ropes. She's got the ropes and Yurika let's the hold go.
Kaji: Impressive display by these two.
Lina: True all too true Kaji. Both struggling to get to their feet. Wait Katsumi's got her arms around Yurika's waist. Going for the supplex. She can't do it. She can't bend far enough back. Yurika with an elbow to the face and another.
Kaji: Ouch.
Lina: Yurika behind her, hooks her arms around the neck of Katsumi. T-bone supplex. Cover, count one two three. It's over.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner and new AWF Woman's champion, Yurika Misumaru.
*Band starts to play You Get to Burning*
*In the booth*
Lina: Impressive victory from Yurika over Katsumi. Looks like the buy wasn't a big enough advantage for healing.
Kaji: Oh now who's being the master of the obvious? *Lina punches Kaji across the face*
Lina: What was that?
Kaji: *muffled* numpthin.
Lina: That's what I thought. Next up it's Nube vs Kusanagi for the Underground title. Stay with us.
Lina: Well now will you be a good boy?
Kaji: Yes ma'm.
Lina: Good boy. Welcome back we're about set up for the AWF Underground title match. Our champion Nube will be facing off against a strong contender Mamoru Kusanagi. Any witty comments Kaji?
Kaji: Not a one.
Lina: Surely you must have one?
Kaji: uh-uh
Lina: Rats. Well we're ready to rock let's go.
*Band starts to play Carnival Babel*
Tenchi: Introducing first from parts unknown the challenger Mamoru Kusanagi.
*No music*
Tenchi: His opponent the champion, Nube.
*Bell*
Lina: Kusanagi off the ropes going for a clothesline, Nube ducks it. Tries to nail an big right hand but Kusanagi ducks that. Comes back with a boot to the midsection Nube stunned. Kusanagi hooks the head, and nails the DDT. Cover count.
Kaji: Too soon.
Lina: One, two, kickout. Two count only. Kusanagi going for the finish a little too early. Picking up Nube by the hair going for the vertical supplex. He hits it. Going for the cover. Wait a minute inside cradle, one two kick out. Nice reversal from Nube.
Kaji: That was weird.
Lina: Kusanagi going for a stomp, Nube moves out of the way. Leg sweep. Kusanagi down on the mat. Both men struggling to their. Nube got there first he's taking off that glove. He's got that demon hand unleashed. Kusanagi's got his blades out this should be interesting.
*Nube grabs Kusanagi by the throat and tosses him down*
Kaji: Well it could have been interesting.
Lina: Cover, count one two three. So much for that one. Nube defends his title.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner and still AWF Underground Champion Nube.
*Back in the booth*
Lina: Well for the second it seemed like we may have had an interesting match between Nube and Kusanagi but well that damn demon hand put the brakes on that plan.
Kaji: That hand is something that is hard to defend against as we just saw in Kusanagi's case.
Lina: True all too true. But we're sure our next match won't disappoint as Himura Kenshin faces off against Gendo Ikari. The mainstream title is on the line next stay with us.
Lina: Match one of our double main event it's for the mainstream title as Himura Kenshin the first man to ever beat Keiichi Morisato in a match.
Kaji: Despite Marron Glace interfering with the match.
Lina: That makes Kenshin's victory all the more impressive. But his opponent tonight is the king of hardcore wrestling here in the AWF. Gendo Ikari whose physical abuse to his own son in their three matches rivals the years of psychological torture. *covers ear* I'm being told that Miyuki is live in the back with our commissioner Kiddy Phenil. Miyuki?
*Locker room*
Miyuki: Yes Lina I'm with the commissioner who has a special announcement regarding tonight's match.
Kiddy: Unfortunately Spike could not be here to make this announcement so I guess I've gotta. The winner of tonight's mainstream title match will be named the number one contender for the AWF World title and will face them at the next card.
Miyuki: So does this mean that the champion will face off against the world title holder or does this just mean that the winner of the match will face the world champion.
Kiddy: To keep it on the up and up I'm making both of tonight's main events no disqualification, no count out and falls will count anywhere. All you have to do to win is score a pinfall or submission and you're in the main event at the next card.
Miyuki: Thanks for your time. Lina back to you.
*Booth*
Lina: This is huge news first it'll be mainstream champion vs world champion next card and then the announcement that this will be an essentially hardcore wrestling match,
Kaji: Gendo catching a break because the man likes to brawl.
Lina: True but Himura at one point was involved in street fighting during the revolution. Who will triumph? Let's go to the ring for introductions.
*Ringside*
Tenchi: Ladies and gentlemen the following is a no disqualification, no count out and falls count anywhere match for the Anime Wrestling Federation Mainstream title.
*Band starts to play Cruel Angel's Thesis*
Tenchi: Introducing first from Tokyo-3, the challenger accompanied to the ring by Ritsuko AKaji. Gendo Ikari.
*boos*
*Band starts to play Tactics*
Tenchi: His opponent, the champion, currently hailing from Tokyo, Japan. Himura Kenshin.
*cheers*
*Bell*
Lina: Kenshin and Gendo seemingly stalking each other across the ring. Kenshin's got his hand on that reverse blade sword ready to draw at any time. Gendo looking for something to block, he hasn't got much. Kenshin rushing, Gendo barely dodges that shot with the reverse blade sword. Gendo, from behind he's got a sleeper on him.
Kaji: Anyone know the words to hush little baby.
Lina: Kenshin trying to make his way to the ropes with little avail. Kenshin whacks Gendo in the face with the butt of the sword. He broke his glasses. Follows up with a shot to the ribs. Gendo in a wolrd of pain early on.
Kaji: He's got to get rid of that sword if he wants to win the match.
Lina: Yeah but to do that you need some kind of other weapon and right now Gendo keeps taking blows to the ribs and legs with no defense from the reverse blade. Ritsuko on the apron what the hell is she doing with the chair.
Kaji: Um baking a cake?
Lina: Funny. Tosses it to Gendo but Kenshin sees it coming and knocks it out of the way. Gendo hooks the stomach. Belly to back supplex and Kenshin drops the reverse blade sword. Cover count, one and a kickout. Way too early for that. Kenshin trying to get the sword but Gendo to his feet first manages to kick it out of the ring.
Kaji: Good plan, Kenshin is almost worthless without that sword.
Lina: Gendo with a handful of hair picks up Kenshin and sets him up. Going for a vertical supplex. Blocked. Kenshin reverses it and Gendo hits the mat hard. Cover count, one, two kickout. Kenshin rolling to the outside to get the sword. Ritsuko blocking him. Hey what's she doing *she opens her top*
Kenshin: Oro? *eyes get real big*
Kaji: Wow! This is now officially the greatest match of all time *gets hit in the back of the head*
Lina: Distraction technique from Ritsuko. Gendo rolling to the outside and takes advantage of the distracted Kenshin and tosses him into the crowd. We've sort of lost sight they both seem to be exchanging punches in the crowd. Fighting their way it looks like to the concession stand area. Gendo rams Kenshin's head into the counter. Kenshin comes back with a shot to those injured ribs. Gendo stunned. Kenshin hits a stunner. Cover but we've got no referee. Where's Asuka? Where's the referee?
Kaji: She's still trying to get through the crowd. But it doesn't matter as Gendo pokes Kenshin in the eye.
Lina: Asuka finally getting close to the two opponents as Gendo hooks in the small package. One two kickout by Kenshin. It may still be a little early for that. The two opponents trying to catch their breaths as they get to their feet. Swing by Gendo misses, Kenshin goes for a kick to the ribs but his foot is caught. Gendo pushes Kenshin down. He's going for a Sharpshooter. Hooks it, he's hooked Kenshin in that submission hold. No way to break the hold as Gendo wrenches that knee in an effort to get Kenshin to give it up.
Kaji: Watch out. *Shinji rushes in and nails Gendo with a chair*
Lina: Shinji Ikari from no where with that steel chair to the back of his father's head. Kenshin trying to get to his feet. Asuka is telling Shinji to get the hell out of here, but Shinji seems to have something else planned. The wind up and a swing. He hit Kenshin! He nailed Kenshin with that chair. I think he was trying to hit Asuka.
Kaji: Not the way to score points with the ladies Shinji my lad.
Lina: Kenshin is dazed and collapses. Asuka has Shinji by the balls.
Kaji: Oh dear god the pain.
Lina: Winds up, and punches him across the face. Shinji's down. Gendo crawling over. Cover, count, one, two three. It's over.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner and new AWF Mainstream Champion, Gendo Ikari.
*boos*
*Booth*
Lina: Gendo Ikari beats Himura Kenshin on interference and stupidity from his own son.
Kaji: Guess he had a use for him after all.
Lina: Now the question is who will be facing Gendo? Duo Maxwell or Heero Yui? Stay with us Fluffy bunny action next.
Lina: It's time again for the thing that keeps you people coming back in droves, bishonen in bunny suits.
Kaji: I thought it was our witty banter.
Lina: So did I but apparently most of our audience want the bishounen to dress up like bunnies. Hard to believe isn't it?
Kaji: Well I guess it's not so hard to believe, but I thought this was supposed to be an exploding ring match.
Lina: True all too true, but come on which would you rather see, blood soaked bishonen wrestling action or bunnies.
Kaji: Bunnies, but I'm weird.
Lina: Yes yes it's true. But enough talk let's go to Tenchi Masaki for the introductions.
*Ringside*
Tenchi: Ladies and gentlemen it is time for the main event. The following match is no count outs, no disqualifications and falls count anywhere and by special decision the competitors must dress like bunnies. This is for the Anime Wrestling Federation World Title.
*Band starts to play White Reflection*
Tenchi: Introducing first from the colonies, wearing the brown bunny suit. The pilot of Wing Zero and challenger, Heero Yui.
*Band starts to play Rhythm Emotion*
Tenchi: His opponent, in the white bunny suit, also from the colonies. The pilot of Deathscythe and AWF World Champion, Duo Maxwell.
*Bell*
Lina: Duo rushes up, Heero tosses him over the top rope. Heero climbing the to the top turnbuckle. Going for the axhandle smash. Misses, Duo nails him with a clothesline. Both men into the crowd.
Kaji: This has bad idea written all over it.
*Loud shrieky cheers*
Lina: Both men being mobbed by the fan girls, those bunny suits being ripped to shreds.
Kaji: Hey those were rentals girls. Ah damn there went the deposit.
Lina: Sucks to be us, ah well hey where'd they go?
*Camera pans about*
Lina: They've managed to make it towards the locker rooms. Duo with an overhand shot to the head of Heero. They are back to the locker room as crew and wrestlers scatter out of the way.
Kaji: Hey they're not going where I think they are. Are they?
Lina: What?
Kaji: They look like they're going towards the women's locker room.
Lina: That's ridiculous. Heero breaks free, boot to the midsection of Duo. Hip toss into the table and that's broken. Cover count, one kickout. Not enough to put Duo away. Heero picks him up by the braid. Rams his head into that concrete wall.
Kaji: He's bleeding. So much for a non-violent title match.
Lina: Heero going for an Irish whip into the wall, reversed Heero hits the wall. Duo sets him up, piledriver on the concrete floor. Cover, count, one, two. Heero kicks out, how the hell did he do that? Both men gasping for wind. Heero to his feet first. Kicks Duo in the head. He's got him by the braid, hooks up the arm going for an Irish whip into the door breaks it down.
*Camera pans around to show Akane and Naru changing into street clothes*
Kaji: I told you they were going down near the women's locker room.
Lina: Ah shaddup.
*Duo and Heero look stunned*
Akane and Naru: What are you starring at pervert! *Duo and Heero are punched clear through the wall*
Lina: Dual iron fist punch from Akane and Naru sending both Heero and Duo back through that wall and into the crowd. Both men are down, Carrot working his way through the clearing. Duo rolling over cover, count. One, two, three. It's over Duo retains the belt.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner and still AWF champion, Duo Maxwell.
*Booth*
Lina: Impressive victory from Duo, chalk up the assist to Naru and Akane. So it will be Gendo Ikari facing Duo Maxwell for the AWF World Title next card.
Kaji: It was quite an impressive victory for Duo, And for me, not only was I right about them going to the women's locker room. This is the best card ever. I'm so happy.
Lina: *twitch* really? heh *twitch* Aren't we humble? *twitch*
Kaji: Now Lina please use your head...no need for violence is there?
*Lina headbutts Kaji*
Lina: That's an old joke but it works. For Ryoji Kaji, I'm Lina Inverse and we'll see you again soon.