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QUETATIONS
| S.No. | QUETATION |
| 1. |
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, |
| 2. | I was born intelligent - education ruined me. |
| 3. | A
bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say.......... |
| 4. | If
it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for? |
| 5. | Since
light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. |
| 6. | How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ? |
| 7. | Money
is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. |
| 8. | One
should love animals. They are so tasty. |
| 9. | Save
water. Shower with your girl friend. |
| 10. | Love
thy neighbor. But don't get caught. |
| 11. | Behind
every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. |
| 12. | Every
man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. |
| 13. | The
wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. |
| 14. | Success
is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. |
| 15. | Never
put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. |
| 16. | Love
is photogenic It needs darkness to develop |
| 17. | Children
in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children |
| 18. | "Your
future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep |
| 19. | There
should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning |
| 20. | "Hard
work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ! |
| 21. | Work
fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ! |
| 22. | God
made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. |
| 23. | When two's company, three's the result ! |
| 24. | A
dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view |
| 25. | The
more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. |