Peeps:
"Willy is a gamer but what does Willy play?" -Joyce
"All guys masturbate. I don't care who you are, I know you fuckin masturbate. Quit lying cause it makes you look stupid. YOU KNOW YOU JACK OFF." -Clark
"Last week the hard drive decided to go homosexual on me..." -Eric
"Look as us, we're all watching the train, eating our chips...we're such dumbasses..." -Holly
"Go away! Give me a chance to miss you!" -Holly (talking about clingy boyfriends)
"Yeah but its only gonna knock off the last years of our lives and those are the boring years so it doesn't matter how we eat." -Fernando (talking about greasy food)
"Don't look at me like you're gonna hit me with your rake!" -Joyce (talking to Fobby)
"My dad went all fob on me this weekend..." -Cam
"Let them be asses then. You're an ass! You have no balls!!!" -Cam (Talking about her rivals)
"Eric, deny your genitals and watch American Idol!" -Joyce
Holly: "I've been paying for all my gas."
Vanessa: "I did not know it cost to fart."
"I thought once you got off the boat, you'd never wanna go back on!" -Joyce (talking to Fobby about a cruise to the Catalina's)
Cam: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder..."
Tuyen: "No, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!"
Okay...so I threw up pink gatorade in Hererra's...
Holly: "Oh its all over her bag."
Jennifer: "We'll clean up. Oh it's pink. Her barf is pretty...of course it is. It's Joyce. :\"
Michele: "Don't go through her bag."
Jennifer: "I'm not stupid, I'm cleaning!"
Teacher: "We're ready! Let's go! Go!! GO!!!"
Principal Hoeffel: "Put an ice cube down your pants. You're going nowhere."
Holly: "I have no blood in the blood in my head."
Joyce: "...that makes no sense..."
Cam: "That makes sense...there's blood in the brain and there's no blood in the blood in the brain."
"Wear it. I've never seen you wear boobs before!" -Cam (talking about Holly in a clingy shirt)
"I'm not the guest DJ, I'm DJ Guest!" -DJ Guest (Phuong)
Games/Anime/TV:
"If you want everything, you’ll end up with nothing." –Lulu (Final Fantasy X)
"Sex doesn’t matter when it comes to true love." -Nuriko (Fushigi Yugi)
"You can't escape...no where to run...no where to hide." -(Final Fantasy Anthology)
"Vahn, what's a pimp?" -(Legend of Legaia)
"The worst foe lies within self." -(Parasite Eve)
"The powerful are supposed to laugh and gloat when they win!" -Stan (Okage Shadow King)
"If everyone acted lawlessly, how could law exist?" –Dycedarg (Final Fantasy Tactics)
"I see you're not dead, that must mean you're alive."
-Orphen (Orphen:Scion of Sorcery)
"I don't think you're stupid. I don't think I'm stupid. I just know I'm smarter than you." -George H. (Life)
Vicious: "When angels that are forced out of heaven, they become devils. You agree with me, Spike."
Spike: "I'm just watching a bad dream I'll never wake up from."
Vicious: "I'll wake you up right now."
Spike: "What's your rush Vicious? After all, it's been a long time." (Cowboy Bebop)
"I don't have to eat it to know it's toxic."
-Ranma(refering to Akane's cooking -Ranma 1/2)
"Losing a loved one is never easy. Somtimes the pain can be overwhelming. There are times when you wish you could escape the present, when you want to retreat into the memories of better days. I understand that all too well, I too get caught up in the past."
-Rokusho (Medabots)
"This life means more to others than it does to me..." -Cal Lawrence (Life)
"Men only think about the past right before their death, as if searching franticly for proof that they were alive." -Jet (Cowboy Bebop)
"My ship works better when I kick it." -Spike (Cowboy Bebop)
"That's what I mean, that's the attitude that's pissing people off." -Siayo (Outlaw Star)
"Your words hurt, but that's okay." -Cell (Dragonball Z)
"If something were to happen to me all the world's women would grieve." -Edgar (Final Fantasy III/VI)
"You can only rely on yourself." -Hilda (Outlaw Star)
"How do you prove that you exist...? Maybe we don't exist..." -Vivi (Final Fantasy IX)
"Do you know a story that goes like this? There once was a tiger-striped cat. This cat died a million deaths and was reborn a million times and was owned by various people who he didn't care for. The cat wasn't afraid to die. One day, the cat was a free cat, a stray cat, he met a white female cat, and the two cats spent their days happily together. Years passed, and the white cat died of old age. The tiger-striped cat cried a million times and then died. It never came back to life..." -Spike (Cowboy Bebop)
"Shut up! Sit your ass in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!" -Cid (Final Fantasy VII)
"You don't need a reason to help people." -Zidane (Final Fantasy IX)
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." -Homer (The Simpsons)
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar." -Ralph (The Simpsons)
Vicious: "You should see yourself. Do you have any idea what you look like right at this moment, Spike?"
Spike: "What?"
Vicious: "A ravenous beast. The same blood runs in you and me. The blood of a beast who wanders, desiring the blood of
others."
Spike: "I've bled all of that blood away."
Vicious:"Then why are you still alive!?" (Cowboy Bebop)
"Nothing good can ever come from staying with normal people." -Harry (Outlaw Star)
"No ones going give you a map. You have to walk your own path." -Hilda (Outlaw Star)
"What do you live for? What are you willing to die for?" -Lynx (Chrono Cross)
"Why do people depend on each other? In the end you're on your own." -Squall (Final Fantasy VIII)
"The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty." -Amarant (Final Fantasy IX)
"Treachery requires no mistakes!"
-Megatron (Beast Wars)
"This is sickening. You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!"
-Kefka (Final Fantasy III/VI)
"I'm just a little kid, see? If you tell me to sit still, it just makes me want to run around more, yeah?" -Rei (Breath of Fire III)
"I wasn't lying...I was thinking creatively." -Lina (The Slayers)
"History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever." -Mariemaia (Endless Waltz)
"Shit! Shit! Shit! What the hells up with this place?"
-Cid (Final Fantasy VII)
"The more you get, the less you have." -Angel (Angel)
"Do you know there are three things that I particulary hate...Kids...Animals...And woman with attitudes. So tell me Jet WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THREE OF THEM NEATLY GATHERED WITHIN OUR SHIP." -Spike (Cowboy Bebop)
"Opinions are like butts, little girl. Everyone has one but no one thinks theirs stinks." -Woman selling Fish Cream (Lunar II EBC)
"Who are you? I was happily sleeping. A person like you should be eaten by zombies." -Kensu (Crystalis)
"In order to survive all living things in this world fight desperatly, and devour those they defeat... Must one kill other living things in order to survive? Must one destroy another world in order to allow one's own world to continue? The wounded in turn wound and tourment those weaker than they themselves are... There are only killers and the killed... The sinners, who are judged, and the victims that do the judging...
What meaning is there to such a world?" -Omni Dragon (Chrono Cross)
"The greater the challenge, the greater the triumph when we succeed."
-Hotsama (Tenchi In Tokyo)
"Better an honest enemy than a false friend." -Jaga (Thundercats)
"Too much hope is the opposite of despair...An overpowering love may consume you in the end." -Vincent (Final Fantasy VII)
"Never assume what you see and feel is real." -Doreen (Chrono Trigger)
"Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel."
-Tifa (Final Fantasy VII)
"God is an image created out of man's insecurities." -Weigraf (Final Fantasy Tactics)
"When people encounter sorrow, they try to forget it and pretend it never existed at all." -King of Sorrow (Klonoa 2:Lunatea's Veil)
"Great time ta grow a conscience." -Popka (Klonoa 2:Lunatea's Veil)
"My cat's breath smells like catfood." -Ralph (The Simpsons)
"Worldly desires are foolish." -Suzuka (Outlaw Star)
"Always attack the problem thats right in front of you." -Eisha (Outlaw Star)
"Let's blow some hot kisses to my devoted fans." *shoots at an enemy ship*-Gene (Outlaw Star)
"We women should be pampered because we're delicate and refined" -Faye Valentine before scarfing down food like a pig (Cowboy Bebop)
"Never expect a favor for a favor." -Tygra (Thundercats)
"The only thing I'm not lazy about is making excuses." -Dan Wallace (Life)
The President:
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -George W. Bush, Jr.
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." -GW Bush, 9/15/95
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." -Gov. George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." -Gov. George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." -Gov. George W. Bush, Jr.
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." -Gov. George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." -Gov. George W. Bush, Jr.
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." -Gov. G W. Bush
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -Gov. George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97
"For NASA, space is still a high priority." -Gov. George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." -Gov. George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -Gov. George W. Bush, Jr.
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." -George W. Bush
The Stupid:
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -Mariah Carey
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." -Former French President Charles De Gaulle
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -Dan Quayle
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
-Winston Bennett, Univ. of KY basketball forward
