Ha Ha!

This page contains silly stuff I have found on the web. It isn't necessarily Perry related; it just amused me!

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.....Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = snotty
r = loopy
s = slimey
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = flubber
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

So, Steve becomes SLIMEY HAMSTERBRAINS!!! ROTFL!! Or, some of us have given him the more gentle version: Smiley Hamsterbrains!

It Makes Perfect Sense To Me:

Something from Portugal is called Portuguese
People from Portugal are called PortuGEESE
A woman from Portugal is a PortuGOOSE
And a MAN from Portugal is a PortuGANDER.....RIGHT?

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