The Glacier Theory
Susan Maneck, working in close collaboration with the Universal House of Justice, Mossad, the PLO, the Cali Cartel,  the MRTA, and AOL-Time Warner, came up with a plan to bring down all websites thought to be against the AO, have those who run those websites deprived of their administrative rights and then executed, and to have those who visit their sites identified and forced to become Ruhi facilitators. These evil schemers plotted to have Fred's website and the Baha'i Angst Website infiltrated with computer viruses which would then be spread to all who visited their sites. These viruses would edit the material on these websites while sometimes causing the servers they are on to crash. At the same time, these viruses would send emails to Haifa from the computer of each person who visited the site, thus allowing the UHJ world wide conspiracy to ferret out those whose thoughts it cannot control.

Once the
BA site was infected, Fred came to the rescue and restored the site back to it's original luster while at the same time writing a program that recognized and deleted any AO-generated virus (they all have "entry by troops" written inside the code). Fred was then awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor by a grateful nation for this work.