Hi Friends! We are the Baha'i Faith.
We believe
in

Unity in Per, uh, Diversity!!!!
We like women a lot. We think they are equal to men  (as long as they are not running the UH$) 

We like to put them in positions of authority, just not too much authority. We like having a safe word - rijal.

IT'S ONE PLANET . . .



DAMN IT!
"Glorified be God,
the Lord of Might and Majesty, of Grace and Bounty".

Baha'ullah
"My love has made in thee its home,
it cannot be concealed."


Baha'ullah
In the U$A, we have a huge temple near Chicago. We can hardly afford to maintain it.  It's real pretty and we think you'll think so too. We have big meetings there. At our latest Ruhi Institute Re-education Meeting, we gathered around the temple and sang kumbaya. Here are some of those who attended the meeting.
We believe in Shoghi Effendi, the Central Figure of the Baha'i Faith and the Guardian of the Baha'i Faith. Shoghi Effendi said that the World Order of Baha'u'llah, one of Shoghi Effendi's fore-runners, would be mutilated without the Guardianship. So, when Shoghi Effendi died in 1957 and did not bother to appoint a successor or leave a will, even though he was commanded to do so, we realized that Shoghi Effendi was the Manifestation of God for this day and we began to worship him. We love Shoghi Effendi.


We do not proselytize. However, all of our meetings our devoted to learning news ways to get people to become Baha'is (we will change the name to Effendis). Also, we only make friends so that we can convert them and we see every single social event we attend soley as an opportunity to "teach" the Faith. Please become an Effendi-Baha'i, and do so right now. We need you to be able to give money to funds to support our expensive buildings which are going to hell in a hand-basket because we fucked up our finances like a drug addict with no credit limit.
Join now or I'll have to come visit you.
Hi there, sugar! Cum join us now and I'll let you see even more. . . .
Please ignore the little quotes from the auxillary Baha'i founder, Baha'u'llah. We had to put them in because some Effendi Baha'is insisted. Once you join up, you'll learn that we think most of his stuff is all bullshit. What's important to us are the books written by Shoghi Effendi. You can get them here.
WHENEVER the faithful hear the verses of this Book  being recited, their eyes will overflow with tears and their  hearts will be deeply touched by Him Who is the Most  Great Remembrance for the love they cherish for God, the
All-Praised.

Baha'u'llah
The path to  guidance is one of love and compassion, not of force and  coercion.

Baha'u'llah
Be as naught, if
thou wouldst kindle the fire of being and be
fit for the pathway of love.

Baha'u'llah
I BEG Thee to forgive me, O my Lord, for every mention  but the mention of Thee, and for every praise but the  praise of Thee, and for every delight but delight in Thy  nearness, and for every pleasure but the pleasure of communion  with Thee, and for every joy but the joy of Thy  love and of Thy good-pleasure, and for all things pertaining  unto me which bear no relationship unto Thee, O Thou  Who art the Lord of lords, He Who provideth the means  and unlocketh the doors.

                                           
Baha'u'llah
"People read Gleanings, people read
the Kitab-i-Aqdas, they read the Hidden Words, they read Some Answered
Questions, they read Seven Valleys and so on and so forth. What is not being  studied well enough, not nearly well enough, not a quarter well enough, are
the writings of Shoghi Effendi."

Peter Khan, Member of the UH$
Click here to read The Seven Valleys, a book Peter Khan doesn't want you to read.
I love Robert Henderson's Feast letters! Sign up now, because only Effendis can go to Feast and get the chance to hear Henderson's letters read aloud.
We are both so glad that Effendis are allowed to divorce.
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