Beastly Baby

© 1979-1999 Quinn

Beastly baby, beastly baby, beastly baby
Why don't you go away

Walking down the street counting cobblestones
Suddenly I hear something a painfull moan
A monstrous baby chocking on a large fish bone
Its' parents were looking on with joy
Its' parents were looking on with joy

The baby started screaming and I nearly died
My god what if this baby ever multiplied
Whatever way we killed it would be justified
We started to plan away with joy
We started to plan away with joy

We tossed it in the sea but it floated back
We tried to burn it up but it just turned black
We left it in a reaurant but they called us back
The baby was shrieking out with joy
The baby was shrieking out with joy

No matter what we did it would'nt go away
It seemed the ugly monster had come to stay
It grew and grew until we knew if we delayed
The baby would never be destroyed
The baby would never be destroyed

We took a picnic high up on a mountain
We knew a maddened eagle searched about for game
It grabbed the baby flew off and insured its' fame
The baby had been destroyed
The baby had been destroyed