![]() SHANG-DA He looks so intimidating with that Nokia cell phone floating on his finger, doesn't he? But that look on his face is all scary bodyguard. |
![]() JC AND ANITA I've gotta say, this is the most realistic picture I've found. Not only does it look like JC and Anita, but who else would be wearing all that black leather? |
![]() JC, ANITA, and RICHARD Here's the famous threesome lookin' tough and dirty after kicking some bad guy ass. Again, it's really the leather that does it... |
![]() RANGER On an un-JC related topic, let's give Stephanie Plum's boys some facetime too. I mean, they're just so CUTE, wouldn't you feel bad about leaving them out? |
![]() JASON'S FETISHES We know Jason likes things kinda kinky, but when he wears those shiny pleather pants, doesn't it make you want to eat him up like a Double Fudge Ice Cream Cone? Doesn't it make you wish YOU were that girl in the fishnet tights? |
![]() NATHANIEL Nathaniel's definitely got some style goin' on here. And you gotta admit, the hair looks great, he has a fabulous stylist. The little hair twistie on his wrist is a nice touch too. Look at that face, just begging to be seduced! How can you say no? |
![]() EDWARD AND DONNA Whoa, Edward! Watch where you're putting those hands... that woman is ALL wrong for you. If you're getting frisky, you can come over to MY place anytime! |
![]() JASON GETS SERIOUS Aw, Jason man, lighten up! No need to look so gloomy and yummy. What, Anita doesn't love you? That's okay! You're still cute and we ALL love you alot! |
![]() JC AND ANITA I vant to suck your.... um, blood? |
![]() MICAH Hi, I'm Micah and I look like a GIRL with a beard! Perhaps awfully good looking, but then again you haven't seen the leopard print thongs yet. |
![]() NITE NITE JC! Anita gives JC a goodnight er... morning kiss before going out to slay some chickens and monsters and whatever. |
![]() STEPH AND MORELLI Shameless Stephanie Plum endorsing. ;) 'Cuz you know how Morelli has that nice motorcycle and stuff. Yeah. |
![]() RICHARD W. SHORT HAIR Y'know, that scene where he's lying in Anita's tub with his hair shorn and being his usual whiny self. Whiney whine whine.... why can't he just shut up and let us enjoy the view? |
![]() RAFAEL Wow.... for a rodent he's surprisingly attractive. I know I would marry him. |
![]() ED AS TED Yeow Cowboy..... come an get me ANYtime! Bring that impressive uzi too! |
![]() ASHER Okay so he's missing the scars and his hair has gotten a little haircut. It's amazing what beauty salons can do nowadays! |
![]() JC Romance novel cover model Cherif Fortin as our favorite cherry popsicle man. |
![]() RAFAEL? Or is it? Sometimes it's hard to find characters that match these hot guys.... |
![]() RICHARD Yeow. If I weren't a JC fan I would succumb to this sex machine... but wait! I know the hidden wimp behind the yummy exterior! |