*Bad Popsicle, Leathergirl, and Furrgirl wait nervously outside the door to the cell in which they've captured and tied down their boys: Jean-Claude, Ranger, and Doyle. *

Bad Popsicle: Do you.... do you think they're awake yet?

Furrgirl: *listens for a moment* I hear no screams or sounds of body parts being torn to peices. Perhaps they've woken, but the stun gun's zap made them docile?

Leathergirl: At least they're chained!  But we should send someone in to check. Not one of us! Someone expendable in case they get kinda mad about being chained and zapped.

Bad Popsicle: Hmmm... I vote Furrgirl.

Leathergirl: *quickly* Yup, it's gotta be Furrgirl. I know I'm not going in there!

Furrgirl: Fine! I'm not scared! I'm not! JC's nothing but a pasty white pansy, I can take him! And Doyle, well, he's nothing but a scared little puppy, and Ranger's just a big fat dork without his gun! I can take them all!

Leathergirl: Okay, but be sure to make them each drink the right dose of SeXy JuIcE. If you don't give them enough it won't work!

Furrgirl: Don't worry about it, I'm an expert. Nothing can go wrong...
 

*JC, Doyle, and Ranger slowly awaken. They take in their surroundings
and are suddenly very, very mad...*

JC: Mon dieu! Qu'est-ce qui s'est passe? Merde! I am chained to the wall!

Ranger: Holy shit! They took my gun! Did they take my... *looks down and
breathes a sigh of relief* Phew, it's still there. 

Doyle: What is the meaning of this? Is this another nefarious plot by the
Queen to toy with us all? 

*The door slowly creaks open, and Furrgirl timidly enters, carrying a jumbo
bottle of SeXy JuIcE*

Furrgirl: Um... hi guys! Hey! So um... how are ya? You enjoying the 
padded handcuffs? We bought them special for you at this really cute
new store... gosh! Don't look so mad! Turn those frowns upside down,
because in just a few minutes you'll be sexier than ever!

*Furrgirl unscrews the cap and prepares to pour the juice into three
little paper cups for the boys*

JC: Madmoiselle, I demand to be unchained immedietly! 

Furrgirl: *looks unsure* Well, I suppose I could unchain you guys if
you promise to be on good behavior and you'll drink all your juice, ok?

Ranger: Yeah, sure babe, just untie me and I'll do anything ya want. 
*winks suggestively*

Furrgirl: Okay, well I guess it can't hurt. *Furrgirl quickly unchains
the boys* Great! Okay, now time for your dose of Sexiness! 

*Furrgirl picks up the uncapped bottle and begins to pour into a cup*

Doyle: I think not! I shall not drink your poison! *He quickly knocks 
the bottle out of Furrgirl's hand. Unfortunately.....*

Furrgirl: Oh no! You spilled it all over me! What have you done?

*Suddenly Furrgirl's skin starts to sparkle and the boys blink a few
times before they realize Furrgirl is really quite sexy.... quite sexy
indeeeeeedd.....*

*Bad Popsicle and Leathergirl listen at the door.*

Bad Popsicle: Can you hear anything? I hope Furrgirl is okay! She's
been in there a long time!

Leathergirl: I hope they haven't killed her! Then what would be do?

Bad Popsicle: Let's check, okay? I've got the stun gun in case anything
goes wrong. *Bad Popsicle slowly opens the door.*

Leathergirl: AHHHHHH!

Bad Popsicle: *covers eyes* EEEEEEEE!

*Bad Popsicle quickly slams the door shut, and Leathergirl and Bad 
Popsicle stare at each other in stunned silence.*

Leathergirl: Oh no...  now all the SeXy JuIcE is gone! Whatever will we
do? 

Bad Popsicle: Well, I guess the only thing we can do is wait for the next
books to come out and hope for the best. Or... we can write our own! 

Leathergirl: yeah! I've got this great idea for one! I'll call it: "Ranger Naked
in the Shower with a visit from Leathergirl." 

And they all lived happily ever after (especially Furrgirl). THE END!