By: Android 18
LON: (in an annoyed manner) Who stole the cookie from
the cookie jar?!
Fibrizo: (innocent tone) I think Graushaila stole the cookie
from the cookie jar!
Graushaila: Who me?!
Fibrizo: Yes you!
Graushaila: not me!
Fibrizo: Then Who?! (demanding tone)
Graushaila: heh…why should I bother to eat that single cookie
left in the cookie jar anyway?! Maybe Garv did it!
Garv: (surprised look) Hey, you’re blaming me again?!
Graushaila: Uh-huh!
Garv: Not me!
Graushaila
& Fibrizo: (demanding tone) THEN
WHO?!
Garv: (pissed) how come you guys are always blaming me!
Maybe it was Dolphin who did it!
Dolphin: (calm) Don’t annoy the crazy person.
Graushaila, Garv & Fibrizo: (face-faulted) …
Dolphin: it ain’t me, I tell ya! Not me!
Graushaila,
Garv & Fibrizo: Then who?!
Dolphin: I think Xelas Metallium did it. She stole the
cookie from the cookie jar, mom!
LON: (angered) you’re blaming your sister again!
Dolphin: it’s just a probable statement!
Fibrizo: He’s insane!
Dolphin: I’m not insane, I’m misunderstood…
LON: do you have anything to say, Xelas?
Xelas: Not me, mom… eating cookies would ruin my diet!
Graushaila,
Garv, Fibrizo & Dolphin: Then who?
Xelas: blame it on my minion!
Xelloss: (surprised) wha…
LON: (glares angrily at Xelloss) Xelloss…
Xelloss: Why would I eat something that’s not mine! It’s not
me!
Graushaila,
Garv, Fibrizo, Dolphin & Xelas:
(with questionable looks on their faces) THEN WHO?!
Xelloss: sore wa himitsu
desu!
Xelas: (smacks his face with a paper fan)
Xelloss: Ow… Xelas-sama!
Xelas: this is no time for secrets!
Xelloss: um…okay, maybe it was Shaila!
Graushaila: (shocked) NANI DESU TE?!
Shaila: You’re blaming me?!
Xelloss: yeah, and you’re the culprit, ne?
Shaila: (in a high-pitched tone of denial)
Not me!
All of them
except for Shaila: THEN WHO?!
Shaila: maybe it was the King of Darkness…
LON: nonsense! He’s been dead for a long time!
Shaila: oh…I forgot about it… (sheepish look)
Fibrizo: (in a sing-song tone) It’s Shaila, it’s Shaila! Nyah
nyah nyah nyah nyah!!!! J
Shaila: It’s not me, I tell you!? (turns to Graushaila)
Graushaila-sama! You don’t think that I did it, ne?!
Graushaila: (in strong protest) NO! It’s not Shaila!!!
All of them
except for Shaila & Graushaila: THEN
WHO?!
LON: please, whoever did it, admit it now!
Xelas: Will he be punished?
LON: no, in fact, whoever did it will be rewarded.
All of them: WE DID IT!
Xelas: hey, it was me!
Graushaila: no, me!
Dolphin: ME!!! I ate it!!! Wanna open up my guts so you
could see its digested form?
Garv: how dare you, it was me!!!
Shaila: I object!
Xelloss: unfair!
Fibrizo:…
LON: (sweatdrop) geezzz…. (looks at Fibrizo)
Fibrizo: *ulp*
LON: (smile slyly) AHA!
Fibrizo: *double ulp*!
LON: Fibby!
All: *face-faulted* Fibrizo?!
Fibrizo: Hey, I was hungry!
LON: Okay, as I said, whoever did it will be greatly
rewarded…
Fibrizo: What’s my reward?! Is it another yummy cookie?! J
Dolphin: No fair! We want our cookies too!
Xelas: screw that diet! Gimme some cookies!
LON: no, the reward is not cookies, but…
Fibrizo: (smile) a new toy?!
LON: you’ll be rewarded with 100 good spanking on the
ass!
Fibrizo: (smile fades) SPANKING!?
LON: uh-huh! Come here, you spoiled, naughty boy! (goes
after Fibrizo)
Fibrizo: (tantrum)
WAAAA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~hhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xelas: Oh well, so much for cookies…
Graushaila: yeah… what a waste of time…
Dolphin: I’m hungry.
Garv: let’s eat cookies!
Dolphin: Let’s buy our own cookies and not get from that
cookie jar… we might get spanked too…
Graushaila: Correct!
LON: (hears them) Oh no, you don’t! It’s only and hour
before dinner! No more cookies for you guys!
Garv,
Graushaila, Dolphin & Xelas: *pout*
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