Written
by: jaded girl ^^
Scenario: The 5 Leaders of Darkness of Shabranigudo are
really hungry… but they’ve given their minions an off, so they’re stuck with
once another with nothing to eat…
Xelas: *stomach is rumbling* I’m really, really hungry,
you guys!!!
Garv: You think you’re the only one suffering?!
Graushaila: Why don’t you just cook for us,
sister dear, since you’re the girl!
Xelas: Why not let Dolphin do it! She’s also a girl!
Dolphin: Just tell me if all of you want to die early and
I’ll definitely cook for you!
Fibrizo: I’m really hungry…maybe we can cook our own food!
Xelas: Are you crazy?! I might cut myself with the knife!
Graushaila: NO! The stove is too hot to
handle! I can’t take that!
Dolphin: SEAFOOD! SEAFOOD! SEAFOOD!
Garv: Just don’t cook any dragon, okay?
Xelas: Nice dish! Okay, let’s cook DRAGON STEW!
Garv: WHAT?!
Dolphin: SEA DRAGON! I’LL GO GET A SEA DRAGON!!!
Fibrizo: I want pasta!!!!!
Graushaila: Ick! Dragon Stew?! Are you
nuts?! Why not Iced Lollies?
Fibrizo: *ridiculous look* Iced Lollies for lunch?! Are you
nuts?!
Graushaila: Hey, I like them!
Xelas: It will melt by the time we eat it. Let’s go for
Dragon Stew!
Dolphin: *cheerfully* Yay!!! Dragon Stew!
Garv: Hold on a minute, you girls! There’s no way I’m
eating that!
Fibrizo: Then don’t eat!
Garv: Why you twerp…
Fibrizo: Stop it, you turd! If you keep on making stupid
comments, you’ll be the main ingredient for Dragon Stew!
Graushaila: I DON’T WANT NO DRAGON STEW!!!
***
Dolphin: *enters with the slaughtered sea dragon* Here you
go!!! *puts it down on the kitchen counter* I also cleaned it on the way.
Xelas: *with a huge butcher’s knife* I think this knife
won’t do…
Fibrizo: Hey, Garv! Maybe you could use your sword to cut
this thing into cubes!
Garv: No! That’s a Dragon! I’m the Chaos Dragon! We are
dragons! I can’t do that! It’d be cannibalism!
Dolphin: Hey, I’m a sea creature. That’s a sea dragon. We
are sea creatures. I’ll be eating it too!
Garv: Hah! Coz you’re crazy!
Fibrizo: Enough, the two of you! I’m already starving here!
Let’s get on with it!
Graushaila: *mutter, mutter, mutter…*
Xelas: If you don’t wanna do it, I’ll cube it myself!
*grabs Garv’s big sword and begins to cube the huge dragon in a violent manner,
messing up the place and bits and pieces of the dragon flying around.*
Garv, Graushaila, Fibrizo & Dolphin:
How unladylike…
Xelas: *finished* Okay! There! Now what about the sauce…
Dolphin: DRAGON BLOOD!
Fibrizo: Cool! I’d like that!
Graushaila: I thought you want to eat pasta…
Fibrizo: I do! But I think Dragon Stew is better!
Graushaila: Hey, guys, can’t we just have
pasta?
Dolphin, Xelas & Fibrizo: NO!
Graushaila: Aw, c’mon?! I can’t eat that hot
thing!?
Xelas: Then freeze it, stupid!
Graushaila *struck* what did you just call
me?
Xelas: Stupid!
Graushaila: I ain’t! You are!
Xelas: *lets go of the Garv’s sword and grabs the
butcher’s knife again* Damn you! You’re so spoiled! You always want things your
way!!!
Graushaila: Haha! Look who’s talking!
Xelas: *chases Graushaila around with the knife*
Dolphin: Okay, while
they’re chasing each other, let’s get on with the sauce! *brings out 10 buckets
of dragon blood*
Garv: Where did you get the blood?
Dolphin: I cleaned the dragon, remember? While doing so, I
extracted all the blood! We just have to add some cornstarch and spices to it
while simmering it on low fire.
Fibrizo: Cornstarch? What for?
Dolphin: To make it rich.
Fibrizo & Garv: Oh…
Xelas: *returns* So, what’s going on?
Dolphin: I’m just preparing the sauce.
Graushaila: Hey, you forgot to measure the
quantity! We are only 5 & the dragon is too big! We can’t finish all of
those!
Xelas: We can always reheat it for later, right? Besides,
dragon meat takes months to spoil.
Fibrizo: Hehehehe…and Graushaila can freeze it!
Graushaila: *mutter, mutter, mutter…*
Garv: Reheated food?! YUCK!
Fibrizo: You have lots of complaints!
Xelas: So, you know how to cook Dragon, huh? *to Dolphin
while getting the saucepans and the casseroles.*
Graushaila: Let’s scram, Fibby & Garv.
Let’s leave all the cooking to the ladies.
Xelas & Dolphin: *glare*
Xelas: You leave us here, you don’t get any!
Fibrizo: *sweat* Okay, okay, okay! *goes to the stove* What
do you want me to do? Can I light the fire and do the mixing?
Xelas: No, I’ll do that. Maybe you can set the table.
Graushaila: I’ll just clean up this mess…
Garv: Man! I’ll just see if there are more edible things
for me to eat! *going to the door*
Xelas: If you are not going to eat our Dragon Stew, it’ll
be an insult! You want me to tell on mom?
Garv: *stops and then faces them with a silly smile*
Okay, sister dears, that’s a man’s job! Give the casserole to me! *goes to them*
Dolphin: And then suddenly, you’re helping… *handing the
casserole to Garv* You can start by boiling the meat.
Garv: Yeah, yeah…
Graushaila: Yuck! Now I have to clean myself
up!
Xelas: You’re dirty to begin with…
Graushaila: Hmf! *heading to the garbage can
with a big garbage bag filled with trash*
Dolphin: *putting pepper on the saucepan where the blood is*
uh-oh… haa…ha…ha…HACHOO!!!
Xelas: *mortified* HEY! YOU JUST SNEEZED ON THE SAUCE!
Dolphin: Uh…no?
Xelas: Yes, you did!
Dolphin: *smiles* yeah, so what?
Xelas: Now it’s contaminated!
Dolphin: It’s just me, Xelas!
Xelas: Ick! You make me sick!
Dolphin: You’re spraying your saliva all over me and the
sauce!
Garv: Will you stop fighting!?
Xelas & Dolphin: SHE STARTED IT!
Fibrizo: *enters* Where are the plates?
Graushaila: Well don’t ask me!