Fibrizo: Hello, everyone! This is The Hell Master Fibrizo, signing on with my co-hosts for today's morning show! Everyone, I'd like you to meet Shaila,
Shaila: (cheery tone) Morning!
Fibrizo: and Xelloss,
Xelloss: (mysterious) Trust me with your secrets!
Shaila: What a lame greeting, Xelloss!
Xelloss: (teasing manner) at least my name's not lame like yours!
Shaila: (angered) Why you...
Fibrizo: (cutting off Shaila) As you can hear right now, I've got two minions with me and I, one of the Leaders of Darkness of Shabranigudo. If you're curious, Shaila is Graushaila's general while Xelloss is Xelas' general-priest.
*Phone rings*
Fibrizo: (glum look) why is the phone ringing?
Shaila: coz there's a call?
Fibrizo: (annoyed) NO! I mean, why is it ringing if I didn't even give out the signal to call?!
Xelloss: Oh, you didn't? Well, Fibrizo-sama, I did.
Fibrizo: YOU DID?!
Xelloss: You betcha, Fibrizo-sama!
Shaila: asshole!
Xelloss: (sticking out tongue) BLEECH!!!
Fibrizo: Okay, shut up, you two! Answer it!
Xelloss: (picks up the receiver) Hello?
Fibrizo: Looks like we have a caller now, and I'm putting you on air! (pressing a button)
Xelloss: Um...yeah...
LON: (voice from the phone) Fibby, you didn't change your underwear again! And did I ever tell you to brush your teeth!? I...
Fibrizo: MOM?!
LON: You're doing your radio show but you're already forgetting you personal hygiene!? Why did I ever had a son like you?! I oughtta...
Fibrizo: (puts down the phone and presses the button again.) Whew!
Shaila: sorry about that, fellas! But the Lord of Nightmare is sure the greatest mother you could ever have!
Xelloss: Indeed!
Fibrizo: ugh... that was way too embarrassing... well anyway, we're accepting another caller, so you'd better call right now!!!
Shaila: While you're at it, we're playing a love song!
Xelloss: How lame! let's play hard metal songs!
Shaila: It's too early for hard metal songs!
Xelloss: no it isn't!
Fibrizo: I say we play the song, "London Bridge".
Shaila & Xelloss: What?
Fibrizo: "London Bridge"! As in (sings) "London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down..."
Xelloss: (cuts in) But Fibrizo-sama, this isn't a kiddie radio!
Shaila: Xelloss is right! Our ratings might fall down if we play that song coz no one would listen!
Fibrizo: (angered) WHEN I SAY "LONDON BRIDGE", I MEAN "LONDON BRIDGE"! NOW PLAY THAT SONG OR I'LL CRUSH YOUR MARBLES RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES SO EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOUR PATHETIC SCREAMS!
*phone rings again*
Fibrizo: could you answer that?
Xelloss: (presses speaker phone button as Fibrizo puts the caller on air)
Graushaila: (voice on phone) HOW DARE YOU SCREAM AT MY GENERAL JUST LIKE THAT AND THREATENING TO CRUSH HER MARBLE!
Fibrizo: What?!
Shaila: Graushaila-sama?!
Graushaila: You are really a naughty kid, Fibrizo! Mom oughtta punish you!
Fibrizo: How dare you say that to me, Graushaila!
Graushaila: Your face!
Fibrizo: You just wait later! I'll sabotage your noontime show with Dolphin and Xelas!
Graushaila: (sarcastically) Haha, let's see you do that...
*dial tone*
Fibrizo: darn him!
Xelloss: calm down, Fibrizo-sama
Shaila: we'll play your song now, Fibrizo-sama...
Fibrizo: (smile) Really?
Xelloss: If we disobey you, you'll only kill us! (putting on the CD)
*The song plays...then ends after some time*
Fibrizo: okay, that was a great song, don't you think?
*phone rings*
Xelloss: (turns on speaker phone while Fibrizo puts the caller on air)
Shaila: Hello? This is Shaila and welcome to the Morning Show with me, Xelloss and the Hell Master!
Caller: (voice from phone)um...Hi! Can I make a request?
Fibrizo: sure! what's your name?
Caller: Xelas.
Fibrizo: oh, hi there, sis!
Xelloss: Hello, Xelas-sama!
Xelas: yeah, yeah, enough with the hello's, let's get on with my request!
Fibrizo: Very well, sis, what's your request?
Xelas: can I request for Xelloss to please run an errand for me? He forgot to make me my breakfast!
Xelloss: *sweatdrop*
Shaila: *snicker*
Fibrizo: I thought you're making a request...a song request?
Xelas: You didn't specify it, so there!
Xelloss: But Xelas-sama, I'm doing a show here!
Xelas: Nonesense! You come back here at once or you will have to spend your 5 weeks vacation cleaning my whole island!
Xelloss: umm... yeah...sure, Juu-ou~sama...
Xelas: Good! And Fibby, could you play "Stairway to Heaven?" they say that if you play it backwards it says something BAD!
Fibrizo: (grins) Sure, sis!
Xelas: Thanks! Bye!
Xelloss: (turns off speaker phone). I really gotta go now, my mistress needs me.
Shaila: yeah, who's stoppin' ya?
Xelloss: Bye, everyone! (teleports)
Fibrizo: Well, since Xelloss had to go, here's our final song, "Stairway to Heaven"...and I'm playing it backwards!
Shaila: Ugh...Fibrizo-sama, if you play it backwards, you might be summoning demons!
Fibrizo: (looks at her glumly) Shaila, we ARE demons...
Shaila: (sheepish smile) Oh... sorry...
Fibrizo: that's it for this Morning show, wait for the next DJ, up next is the Garv Show...the show that everyone won't dare listen to... once againI'm Fibrizo!
Shaila: And I'm Shaila!
Fibrizo & Shaila: signing off!
-to be continued-