by: insane_xelas
It was a cool,
lovely day and my family and I were by the docks, expecting a visitor to arrive.
It was silly of me to come along, but I have to come because my wife kept
telling me that I am an important person...and when she said that, it was
followed by giggles from my friends...my friends who were also there when I
encountered the person whom we were waiting for. Shall I introduce them? Hmm...
let me start first with Lina...You remember Lina Inverse? Well, she's now Lina
Inverse-Gabriev. So unbelievable huh? And she and Gourry has 2 children; a girl
(blonde, pink-eyed, 17 years old now) and a boy (redhead, blue-eyed, 15 years
old). But, those kids aren't with them now. They're back at Zefielia. And you
remember Xelloss? Well...let's skip it... Shilfiell's also here. What the
heck...the hell I care with those 2...they somewhat look alike anyway...and
would I forget Martina? Oh yes, happily married to Zanglus; blessed with 2
daughters, the oldest who is 19 now that has raven hair and tanned skin and the
youngest who is 17 and looks like Martina...only her hair is longer and she
doesn't worship that pagan demon god, Zoalmegustav. That's something
interesting, huh?
Well, anyway, would I ever forget Amelia Wil Tesla Saillune...who is now Queen
Amelia Saillune-Graywords...and I, her king? Uh...let's get to business...
I didn't even want to come there in the first place, but Amelia insisted. She
said that I have to be here...geez..I already said that, huh? Well, just
repeating it (*sweatdrops*) and by the way, while we were there, my friends kept
on laughing and giggling, saying all over again about that humiliating day when
we were still younger than now. My daughter (raven-haired, blue-eyed, 17 years
old), who, before we left the palace that morning, asked why I hated that story.
"It's a secret." I just told her. The more Xelloss laughed at me. Good
thing my son (same features as mine, 19 years old) wasn't there or he'd ask and
ask about it until I finally answer.
Come to think of it, it had been so many years since we've been to that
place...that DREADED place called Female. It was supposed to be restricted: ONLY
FEMALES ARE ALLOWED. Surprisingly, we managed to enter it, thanks to our girl
companions...and it was not that swell. I mean, what kinda man would wanna
disguise himself as a woman just to look for stupid information in that kingdom?
Well, if it wasn't for the Clair Bible (supposed to be...)...
Hah! This is really awful; standing here, my feet getting tired, the carriages
back at the gate of the pierre, and here, still waiting for the king of Female
to arrive.
But then I stopped to think of that time...when I...not only me...when WE
thought that he was really a girl...but in truth, the dame was born a male.
Kinda lame...but it's worth it... or else I would've married someone from the
same sex. It's crazy though...but then that's the time when I realized that I
must be a the type of person who might want to enter into a relationship but the
relationship HATES me!?...confusing...shake that outta your mind...
Anyway, so there, I'm stuck with Amelia...Amelia...Amelia...Amelia...Amelia...if
you repeat it all over again in your mind, you'll find it very beautiful and
enchanting. That's what I did when she and I parted after we left...um...what's
her name again...um...oh, Filia... Filia Ul Copt... And Amelia also gave me that
bracelet and I thought that its purpose was for her memories to haunt me forever
'til I die. Amelia is sweet if you ask me...and charming, and good...and elegant
(*gag*)...and um...sorry 'bout that...I think I swallowed a fly...and she's
really UNFORGETTABLE...maybe that's what made me to go and come back to her
before she falls in-love with another man...
Speaking of unforgettable...he was also unpredictable. If I were to describe it
in a more creative way, I'd say that it's like being almost getting in between
Scylla and Charybdis (these are from Greek Myth).
I was interrupted when Lina spoke up, "I think that's their ship!"
"Hey, hey! Zelgadiss! He's coming! Nyahahahaha!!!!!" Xelloss teased.
"Well, Zelgadiss, if you blush, you will treat us all for dinner,
okay?" Gourry told me.
Amelia was smiling as we watched the ship dock before us...and there was the
King... looking down at us with a smiling expression. As soon as he got down, I
held out my hand to him, flashing him a forced smile. "Welcome to Saillune,
King Miwan..." I said. He smiled at me as he took my hand and shook it
eagerly. "It's so nice to be here and to meet all you guys again,
especially you, Zelgadiss-sama." he told me.
From behind me, I heard laughs...and to my surprise, Amelia was giggling. I let
go of his hand.
Miwan stared at me. "Why are they laughing?" he asked. I smiled at
him. "They're just happy to see you again." I replied.
Of course, that's the truth...they're happy to see him again...see him again
talking to me...hahaha, very funny...(that was SARCASM, okay? s-a-r-c-a-s-m. get
it? Got it! Good...)
And so we escorted the King of Female to the Saillune Grand Hotel...and believe
me, I really wanted to smack my friends' faces when we get out of there...
-End-
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