The G & G Party
(Graywords & Gabriev)
For President:
Zelgadiss Graywords
For Vice President:
Gourry Gabriev
Words from our future First Lady (in case our dear Zel Graywords Wins)
Good day,
everyone! My name is Amelia Wil Tesla Saillune...and in case my
dear Zelgadiss wins the elections, I will be his first
lady!!!(obviously...).Well anyway, as part of Zelgadiss-sama's
plans for presidency, he would be very glad to give away some
free spell books to the ones who would support him...and *ugh* a
free kiss...from GARV! Now, that's gross, ne?
Well, it's not my fault. Gourry and Zelgadiss were the ones who
decided that you get a free kiss from that demon dragon if you
support them. But I will there for you just in case! I'll defend
you from Garv, the Chaos Dragon!!! Justice will still rule and
prevail! All will be fair if Zel gets to be president! So,
remember, Vote for Zelgadiss Graywords for President and Gourry
Gabriev for Vice-President. I'm sure Zelgadiss has more fans than
Xelloss or Valgarv, ne? ZELGADISS RULZ!!!
Well anyway, I would like to thank you all for coming here! In
the meantime, why don't you scroll down more so that you could
prove to yourself how Zelgadiss would make a GREAT president for
the year 2000, onwards!
Signed,
Amelia
Wil Tesla Saillune
Princess
Amelia Wil Tesla Saillune;Crown Princess
Plans, Luncheons, Activities, Agendas:
Today:
morning: interview with a few fans (Zel and Gourry);
pay Amelia's guards to spy on Xelloss' and Valgarv's bases
noon: lunch with Lina and Amelia and Filia and Martina; meet up
with Xelas Metallium to get her support for the 2.
after lunch: go back to Saillune and do a campain.
3:00pm: snack time(the costs of the food will be taken care of by
Amelia)
6:00pm: join Amelia's rally for Justice (this'll be boring...)
7:00pm: dinner at the Zefielia Grand Hotel's lobby restaurant.
8:00pm: um...what do we do...
Tomorrow:
morning: jogging at the park and scatter some flyers
around the park (won't that be littering???)
noon and onwards: relax at the beach...(boy, we really need a
break...)
Interview with our Future Politicians:
Me: Good day, everybody!
Zelgadiss: Get on with it, I still have a plane to catch to the next city.
Gourry: zzzzz......
Me: *sweatdrop*
Zel: anyway, what is it you wanted to know?
Me: Could you tell us, why did your grandfather turn you into a chimera?
Zel: he just used me as his guinea pig, no more, no less.
Me: Seriously speaking, Mr. Graywords...
Zel: Okay, so I wanted to be strong and thought that it was the only way, I believed his deception so...
Gourry: *awokens* What happened!?
Zel: *panic!* GOURRY! YOU DROOLED ON MY COAT!!!
Gourry: Oh, did I?
Zel: YES YOU DID!
Me: excuse me, Mr. Gabriev, what made you run into this position?
Gourry: you talking to me?
Me: Uh-huh.
Gourry: *smiles* That is a secret!
Xelloss: *from nowhere* HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!
Zel: NANI!!?? Xelloss!? Where is that useless demon!? I oughtta !@#$%^
Gourry: Oi, Zel! Calm Down! *patting Zel's back*
Me: *sweatdrop*
Gourry: *turns to me* You were asking...
Me: Yes?
Gourry: Nothing, just curious. After all, Valgarv ran and Xelloss is the same, Zel is running, why can't I give it a try?
Lina: Is that your only reason?
Filia: Valgarv will win! I'll steal the ballots! Mwahahahaha!!!
Xelloss: ne, Filia-san, I didn't know you were so evil!
Filia: I was only kidding!
Valgarv:!@@#$%
Martina: VIVA ZOLMEGUSTAV!!!
Me: Hey, hey, hold on a minute!
Gourry&Zel: Yeah?
Me: Okay, here goes,
Zel: what here goes?
Me: Listen, if you will win, what will you do with the world?
Zel: rule...
Lina: this is presidency, not kingship.
Zel: WHAT-Eva!
Gourry: Anyway, when Zel gets assassinated by someone, I will take over him! Then I will order Martial Law...
Me: that's so cruel of you!
Gourry: Hey, Lina suggested it! I thought it would be great!
Lina: *slaps Gourry's back* That's my Gourry!
Gourry: Thanks! *grin*
Me: yare yare...
Amelia: Picture this, Lina Inverse, the first lady of Gourry Gabriev...
Xelloss: Interesting...
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