Private Dick/Family Man
Duckman inherits a minor league baseball team as the dying wish of the
owner who is trying to keep the team from hands of a
banker. To boost attendance he stages a series of stunts, that humiliate and scare the
players into quitting. He "hires" nine
super-models to take their place and they are an instant success. Cornfed teaches them the
fundamentals of baseball and they
become a great team. The banker institutes a scheme to prevent the supermodels from
winning the big game and Cornfed
discovers his other scheme on the Internet in the newsgroup alt.villians.greedy-schemes.
Since: July 23, 2001
Updated: November 21, 2007