Geek

by Rebecca Feinerhosen and Damon Mayhem

Part Two

"Well boys, I hate to break it to you but that Extraordinaire issue isn't coming out until next week. It's a distribution thing. They want that comic book fresh in people's minds because the artists are going to be at Dungeon Con to do signatures."

The boys, crestfallen, merely signed a collective "FUCK."

"I THOUGHT you guys were probably talking about me..." In came Ginger again. She had on her most sultry of walks, each step rocked her hipsas she sauntered their way. She was lady-burdened with a couple of comics in her hand. Joey poked Angel in the side again. It was a proud moment between them. Their eyes fell waistward, scanning Ginger's pink swinging fingertips, a rose lipped smile upon her gate...

FIRST ADDITION SANDMAN!!!

Otherwise ignoring Ginger's charm entirely, the boys pawed at the plastic sealed comic book. It was truly sex to them in their eyes. Ginger gave up the act. She couldn't stand for the smell of geek anymore. "You know there's a drop centerfold of The Tick inside...." and stated as she swung herself gayly, back into the hollow of the office.

The fucking idiots Joey and Angel humped their virgin hips as they meticulously undiapered the comic book from its plastic sleeve. ....Shit. No centerfold. They looked at each other knowing they'd been had. But the crushing realism that The Tick poster wouldn't be soon hanging their trophy walls was even worse.

"Don't worry guys..." Charles the hunchback dwarf cooed. He saw the whole thing. "There may be no Tick centerfold on your bedroom wall, but remember," he gave them a shoulder slap of wisdom "There is always Dungeon Con."

They all felt better. It was a big geek bonding moment among them.

"Wowwww." Angel sighs, looking deep into the eyes of dwarf Charles. "You sounded like Yoda there. Just for a moment."

Joey was truly scared he was going to witness the 2 geeks suddenly drop to the floor in a kissing rage, so he coughed a diversion. " HACK. Hack, yeah. Dungeon Con! Hey!" he slapped Angel's arm. "...and weren't you gonna meet up with that DICKIE girl again?"

Joey was taunting the date by making lickity kisses and throwing him faggy grins over his nose. Oh yeah. The date. Angel remembered it now. I was going to the 7-11 last night with a girl he met at work. He'd been hot for her ever since she locked him in with the refrigerated flowers. I forgive you. Angel was thinking. The memory of her sweet lips as she pouted just past the glass. Oh Angel, it was just an accident... I didn't MEAN to push you in there with the roses... just an accident.... Accident? That dream last night. In a cold sweat, that was one evil fucking nightmare. Why did I vomit this morning? And what ever happened at the 7-11 with my prized co-worker...

"....Dicky girl?" Joey concluded.

Angel missed the question. "Huh?" He asked Joey, coming to.

"I said, how did your date go with that Dicky girl?"

"Um," Angel said. "Well, we didn't talk much," then more bodily with a masculine flair, Angel added: "...if you know what I mean."

"Oh." Joey replied. "Because my sister said her Dad called my house last night looking for her. He asked for your Mom's number, but Cindy didn't know it."

"Oh crap!" What does he want my number for!?! Shit. Do you think I'm in trouble Joey?"

"Oh yeah. Her Dad's pissed! He's probably already called your Mom."

Angel let out a shriek. "Oh Fuck. What am I going to do? I can't remember anything about last night. Only this morning... I ... I, well. Nevermind.... Oh I am fucked. Mom is going to skin me alive." Angel whined.

"You little Momma's boy." Joey laughed at his friend's spinelessness. "You pussy!"

Joey slipped a hulk into his jacket as they left the comic book store. Those two asswipes were still arguing in the parking lot. Angel felt a lot better after having jeered at them. "Go back to fucking hell you fucking losers!" Angel shouted at fat Paul. He laughed to himself. I'm better than that Fuck at least.

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