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Okay, you know how I am into seducing lately? I figured, if I got to seduce, I better go into that dizzying soup of strangers out there with a plan. I have to keep the rules simple so I can think of them even while drunk or stoned. So, my golden rule for seduction is basically: Keep it non-threatening. God, that was a hard rule to hear. My closest friends told me to tone down my threatening nature to get sex, and you KNOW how much I love to intimidate. I was sad when I realized I can't just be wild all the time. But intimidation is NOT getting me sex, so I had to refine my first impression. Here's my latest seductions with the golden rule in place: This is my email to Jasmine, the girl that had a wonderful crush on me Friday night (I love it that I am getting more chicks than Barron is)....
HAH!!!
And you thought I wasn't going to write to you. I hope you aren't thinking of me as some drunken bimbo from the Fenix that you would sooner forget..... I know how Tequila can make a person do some regrettable things sometimes. But I just want to email you to say I regret nothing. Your lips made my mouth bisexual Friday night.
I guess my mouth misses you a bit. Do you remember how sweetly you seduced me? I have you recorded saying something like: "Kissing guys is fine and all, but kissing a girl is so much softer." Walking into the Fenix that night at the dawning of my evening, I expected responses from a few jocks, maybe a sailor. But YOU. How could I have guessed I was going to attract such a lovely girl? There's many fish in the ocean out there. I dipped my seductive net into the Fenix that night and King Triton was smiling upon me.
I don't want to limit my sexuality, so I don't.
You kissed my lips into limitless sex Jasmine. Thank you.
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