Yo mama is so bald........
Yo mama's so bald, her hair looks like stitches.
Yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo mama's so bald, she curls her hair with rice.
Yo mama's so baldheaded, when she showers she gets brainwashed.
Yo mama's so bald, she looks like a blown up condom.
Yo mama's so bald, I can read her mind.
Yo mama's so bald, I can tell fortunes on her head.