Yo Mama's got/has/ain't
Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave.
Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop.
Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony.
Yo mama's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony.
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo mama's got a wheelchair with 5-Star rims and a clutch.
Yo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with termites.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama's got a pegleg with a kickstand.
Yo mama's got everything a man could want.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama's got an afro with a chin strap!
Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.
Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic.
Yo mama's got so much weave, when a fly goes by her hair swats at it.
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she wanted to be with the Pointer sisters.
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she's gonna press charges.
Yo mama's got two fingers and she's a representative for world piece.
Yo mama's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story.
Yo mama's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses.
Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO.
Yo mama's got one eye on the right and she's talkin' bout' "Make this left."
Yo mama's got one leg talkin' bout "Ain't no half steppin."
Yo mama's got one leg and people call her Ilene.
Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.
Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.
Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama's got three fingers talkin' bout "Gimme five."
Yo mama's got ingrown nipples.
Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama's got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "I'm hangin' in there."
Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I see what you mean."
Yo mama ain't got no ears talkin' bout "I hear ya."
Yo mama ain't got no fingers talkin' bout "Oh snap."
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she used to kick it.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna run for president.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's running things.
Yo mama ain't got no legs and you bought her a bike.
Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles.
Yo mama has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says "She throws a right, a right, and
another right."
Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama's has wooden tits and breast feeds beavers.
Yo mama has a `fro with landing lights.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama has no legs, no arms, and no eyes but shes still the one for me.
Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip.
Yo mama has so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a Sugar Daddy.
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has one short arm and can't applaud.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama has so much hair on her chest, her tits look like coconuts.
Yo mama has so much dandruff, a fly landed on her head and said "Damn, I haven't seen this much