Yo mama is so miscellaneous...
Yo mama reminds me of a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them.
Yo mama's dick is so big, she makes yo daddy jealous.
Yo mama's nostrils are so huge she makes Patrick Ewing jealous.
Yo mama lost at Hide N' Seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas.
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes.
Yo mama fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got back up she made $1.50.
Yo mama and daddy are so fat, when they were going to have sex, they saw each others rolls, got
hungry, and went to Denny's instead.
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes.
Yo mama's so jealous, she got mad when I made you suck my dick.
Yo mama's pussy is so dry, sand crabs cary canteens.
Yo mama's pussy is so cold, my tongue gets stuck to it whenever I lick it.
Yo mama's pussy is so stank, you can't eat it without a lifeguard on duty.
Yo mama's so bucktoothed, she can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence.
Yo mama sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank.
Yo mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum.
Yo mama sucks so much, a black hole would be embarrased.
Yo mama got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
Yo mama sucks dick so hard, I had to pull the sheets out of my ass.
Yo mama's such a cold bitch, her tits give soft serve ice cream.
Yo mama's so crusty, she shits loafs.
Yo mama's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.
Yo mama wears knee-pads and calls out "Curb service."
Yo mama's so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah.
Yo mama's so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.
Yo mama' so cross-eyed, when she has sex she thinks its a threesome.
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when she dropped a dime, she thought she picked up two nickels.
Yo mama's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin.
Yo mama fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Yo mama's a stunt double for the predator.
Yo mama's in a wheelchair talkin' bout "Stop pushing me 'round."
Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggies.
Yo mama's house is so nasty, even the roaches wear slippers.
Yo mama's house has roaches so big, the termites have to carry switchblades.
Yo mama's a stunt double for John Travolta.
Yo mama's so ragged out, when she sat on a stool she started sliding down.
Yo mama's house is so small, we had to eat a large pizza outside.
Yo mama's house is so small, when she drops a Kleenex she has wall to wall carpet.
Yo mama's house is so small, she ain't got room to change her mind.
Yo mama's house is so small, when you go in the front door you trip over the back gate.
Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and broke the back window.
Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and stabbed everyone inside.
Yo mama's house is so small, I threw a rock threw the window and hit everyone inside.
Yo mama's house is so small, when she let me in, I was in the back yard.
Yo mama's middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama's missing a finger and can't count past 9.
Yo mama's so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo mama's so flat chested, she's jealous of the wall.
Yo mama's so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling.
Yo mama's so cheap, I gave her a penny for sex and she gave me change.
Yo mama's so cheap, even you could buy her.
Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama's so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say Ho Ho Ho she thought she was getting it
three times.
Yo mama's so easy that when she turns off the bedroom light, she closes the car door.
Yo mama's such a whore, she listed you as an incedental on her tax returns.
Yo mama's twice the man you are.
Yo mama's a man.
Yo mama, 'nuff said.
Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.
Yo mama talks on the phone so much, it's even busy when I dial the wrong number.
Yo mama drives a peanut.
Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs.
Yo mama sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying
luggage."
Yo mama watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama's such a slut, she got her tubes tied and still got pregnant.
Yo mama's such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles.
Yo mama's Yo mama.
Yo mama's maxi pads are so thick, she could bend over and deflect bullets.
Yo mama's so chunky, she be the chunkiest mama in all da' land.
Yo mama's so weak, she threw a rock at da ground and missed.
I just saw Yo mama walking down the hall with a mattress straped to her back asking for
volunteers!
I saved Yo mama's life today... I killed a shit-eating dog on the way over.
I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
Yo mama's such a whore that I could've been Yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the
correct change.
I could have been Yo daddy but the monkey beat me up the stairs.
I could have been Yo daddy, but the monkey in front of me in line didn't use a condom.
I could have been Yo daddy, but the line was too long.
I could have been Yo daddy, but the dog beat me under the fence.
If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo mama's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
The difference between Yo mama and 747: not everyone's been on a 747.
The difference between Yo mama and 747 is that Yo mama carries more passengers.
The difference between Yo mama and a pretzel is that a pretzel doesn't have my nuts on it's chin.
I'm gonna cut yo mama down so hard crack couldn't get her high.
You suck, yo sista' sucks, and Yo mama would suck too... If I had a nickel.
You don't have a mama, just two dads and a chemistry set.
You suck... your mom does too but she charges.
I don't have a mama... My dad and I just use yours.