Yo mama is so nasty/nice.........

Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened

up her blouse!!

Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.

Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the

table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"

Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation,

drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.

Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas.

Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.

Yo mama's so nice she'd give me the hair off her back.

Yo mama's so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn't have enough for the $2 sex!

Yo mama's really nice, all my friends think so too.