Yo mama is so poor........
Yo mama's so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"
Yo mama's so poor, the mat on her front porch says "Wel "
Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was
doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama's so poor, her BOSS pants are unemployed.
Yo mama's so poor, I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's
tearing down the drapes?"
Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what
she was doing, she said "Remodeling."
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her shaking a can around and asked her what she was doing and she
said "Redecorating."
Yo mama's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw 3 beans on the table, I took one and she said
"Don't be greedy."
Yo mama's so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama's so poor, she has to take the trash IN.
Yo mama's so poor, when I stepped on her doormat she said "Hey, you can't go upstairs."
Yo mama's so poor, I stepped on her skateboard and she said "Hey, get off the car!"
Yo mama's so poor, I went into her house and saw a bunch of cockroaches sittin' around the toilet
singin' "We are family!"
Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said, "Hey,
who turned off the heater?"
Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo Mama said, "Who
turned off the lights?"
Yo mama's so poor, I went into her house and flushed a cockroach down the toilet and she said,
"Hey, where'd Grandma go?"
Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to
your right."
Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she handed me a
shovel and said "May the force be with you."
Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "Two
buckets to your left."
Yo mama's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Yo mama's so poor, they put her picture on food stamps.
Yo mama's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
Yo mama's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.
Yo mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Yo mama's so poor, burglars break in and leave money.
Yo mama's so poor, people rob her house for practice.
Yo mama's so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford free cookies from the supermarket.
Yo mama's so poor, when Yo family watches TV, they go to Sears.
Yo mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama's so poor, she put a thirstbuster on layaway with food stamps.
Yo mama's so poor, she put free samples on layaway.
Yo mama's so poor, she got arrested for breaking the gum-ball machine because it didn't take
food-stamps.
Yo mama's so poor, she has a wooden beeper and when it goes off, it goes (Now you knock on
something wood)
Yo mama's so poor, when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said
"Spagetti."
Yo mama's so poor, after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn.
Yo mama's so po, she can't even afford the last two letters.