Yo mama is so stank........

Yo mama's so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.

Yo mama's so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.

Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her.

Yo mama's so stank, she made her Right Guard call for backup.

Yo mama's so stank, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off

strike.

Yo mama's so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

Yo mama's so stank, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"

Yo mama's so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.

Yo mama's so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.

Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day.

Yo mama's so stank, every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit.

Yo mama's so stank, that her shit is glad to escape.

Yo mama's so stank, she's like Shaquille O'Neal, she don't fake the funk!!

Yo mama's so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

Yo mama's so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.

Yo mama's drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out.