Yo mama is ugly..............
Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.
Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a shit wagon.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Yo mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.
Yo mama's so ugly, roaches go "Hi mom!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she hurt my feelings.
Yo mama's so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her
neck.
Yo mama's so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
Yo mama's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the bitch dog biscuits.
Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so
fast."
Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.
Yo mama's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself.
Yo mama's so ugly, I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo mama's so ugly, Medusa is jealous.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.
Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on water to get a drink.
Yo mama's so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she masterbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, she scares roaches away.
Yo mama's so ugly, she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd be building a highrise.
Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.
Yo mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said
"Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mama!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said
"Twins!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her face.
Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass.
Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.
Yo mama's so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled
"NO!"
Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.
Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama's so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.