The camera picks up two well tanned men in MoA shirts, They turn around and its Matt Attic and Tommy Riley taking in the first event in this land of Justice
Biff Wellington: What are those two foing here, I wonder if they might be scouting the competition. Those guys are awesome talents.
Fast Eddie: Maybe Attic might but I know for a fact Riley won't be coming here.
Biff Wellington: Why's that?
Fast Eddie: Let's just say Chadman knows Riley from way back and won't offer him a contract.
Biff Wellington: Oh our next match features Malibu Magee taking on the The Samurai. It should be an interesting clash of styles.
Fast Eddie: Yeah it will, Magee has alot of history behind him. He's trying to break the shadow that has been cast over him by the successful Magee legacy. Sweet Lou earn your keep.
Sweet Lou: Introducing first already in the the ring 5 feet 7 inches 190 pounds. He is the Samurai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. His opponent making his way to the ring, He is 6 feet tall and 215 pounds. He is being escorted to ringside by Desire and Juicemonkey Jones, He is the master of the Highball. Here is Malibu Magee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As Better Man by Pearl Jam is being pumped. Out walks Juicemonkey Jones who is absolutely huge. Followed by the perfectly sculpted blonde bombshell Desire and on her arm. He is wearing Black tights with Yellow "Malibu" printed on them. He is also sporting a pair of white boots. The fans are going crazy for him as he leaps over the top rope to enter.
Biff Wellington: There goes the bell as the lovely Desire gives Malibu a warm up kiss. As he turns around he is greeted by a sweet dreams kick by the The Samurai. Who quickly covers.
1... Magee is out. Samurai backs off Malibu who is trying to recollect his thoughts. Samurai charges in like a kamikaze and tries a spinning heel kick that Magee steps away from. Magee quickly springboards from the middle rope and catches Samurai who just got to his feet with a dropkick.
Fast Eddie: Samurai to his feet charges Magee but Magee sidesteps him and throws him into the ropes as Samurai comes off Magee with a flying headscissors. Samurai slides to the outside. Magee not letting him get get a breather leaps up and over the top rope with a suicide dive.
Biff Wellington: Magee throws him into the ring and rolls in himself but Samurai pokes him in the eye and gets DDT hard to the mat. He covers
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Magee is out. Samurai waiting for in the corner for Magee. Magee to his feet Samurai tries another Sweet Dreams Kick. Magee catches it and then sweeps the other leg crashing Samurai to the ground.
Fast Eddie: Samurai hits hard, Magee in one swift motion leaps to the top rope. HIGHBALL. This could be over
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Sweet Lou: Your winner Malibu Magee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fast Eddie: Malibu really showed his talents there. He really showed us he's for real. He's got a legitamite shot at the TV Title tonight.
Biff Wellington: He is definatley an amazing athlete. He will be a force here in the JWA. Our next match will feature Don Mega going up against Malkavian. It should be a good one.
Fast Eddie:It will be an interesting to see these two brahma bulls go duke it out. Reminds of the days Minister and Jack settled there differences outside of the bar.
Biff Wellingtion: Sweet Lou, its time
Sweet Lou: Our final first round match up introducing first already in the ring standing 6 feet ten inches tall. He weighes 318 pounds. He is the macabre giant Malkavian!!!!!!!!!!!!! His opponent stands in at 6 feet 9 inches and tips the scales at 328 pounds. He is the master of the Ice Breaker. He hails from Hong Kong. He is The Violent One Don Mega!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greed by Ice Cube, as Don Mega starts his walk down the aisle. He's wearing shiny black robe with a dark blue ninja mask blue tank top and blue pants. He starts talking to some of the fans who are really booing him hard. As he steps into the ring.
Biff Wellington: The two men start a little jaw jacking as the bell rings and Malkavian throws a left that makes Mega take a step back He throws another but Mega ducks and clotheslines Malkavian out of his boots when he returned. Mega in control right now as he lifts him up gives him a back breaker.
Fast Eddie: He tortures Malkavian by leaving him on his back, and pushing down. He finally just drops him to the mat. He turns to the crowd and raises his hands. He turns back to Malkavian and is greeted with a low blow. Malkavian quickly piledrives Mega to the mat.
Biff Wellington: He covers
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Mega kicks out, Malkavian throws a right but its blocked and Mega returns with one of his own. Mega in control now as he whips him into the ropes. A big boot that sends Malkavian crashing to the mat. Mega on the offensive, as he lifts Malkavian up again.
Fast Eddie: Mega is really pouring it on now. He's one big tough dude. He's real intimidating in the ring. Mega picks him up a Powerbomb. He covers
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No Mega picks his head up.
Biff Wellington:Malkavian is out on his feet as Mega is just playing with him now, slapping him and degrading him. Finally Mega signals for the end woth a boot to the stomach Ice Breaker!!!!!!!!!! He covers
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Sweet Lou:Your winner Don Mega!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fast Eddie: That's an impressive win by Don Mega we gotta go to a commercial. Chadman needs all the dough he can garner.