Fast Eddie: Well brotha, it looks like the next match, between Pistol Pete Varga and Steven Anderson should be quite interesting. As two of the young lions in the JWA do battle.

Jack Irons: You take a few Broadcasting classes Edwardo?

Fast Eddie: Uhh gotta fill my time since I ain't on da road.

Jack Irons: Just wondering, man I'm hungry I wonder what Rush is up to? I need a pizza.

Biff Wellington: Well Sweet Lou, the honor is yours.

Sweet Lou: Intoducing first, standing 6 feet 4 inches and tipping the scale at 270 pounds. He hails from Hollywood, California. He is the master of the Skid Row. He will be escorted by Ryan Stevenson. He is Superstar Steven Anderson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm too Sexy by Right Said Fred is played the crowd unsure how to react to him but their natural response is too boo him. Ryan Stevenson come out wearing a butler suit, and Anderson is sporting a business suit with a briefcase topped off with a top hat.

Sweet Lou: His opponent, stands in at 6 feet 6 inches, and weighes 275 pounds. He is escorted by the Bouncer, He is the master of the Pistol Whip. I present Mr. Pay Per View Pistol Pete Varga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Piggie Pie by Insane Clown Posse is kicked into the PA. The crowd instinctively boos him as well. He is wearing a white shirt and ripped jeans and sporting work boots. As you can tell he is pretty well built as he makes his way to the ring.

Fast Eddie: These two hook up and Varga throws Anderson to the mat, who quickly slides backwards holding his back. He scooted to the turnbuckle, still in shock as he gets to his feet. They lock up again but Anderson trips Varga and locks in a hammerlock. Varga feels his way and reverses it. Anderson yells in pain and lands an elbow to the moush breaking the hold.

Jack Irons: That will knock your teeth out if you take too many of those. It hurts but it could hurt your looks more. Anderson firing lefts and rights on Varga backing him up in the turnbuckle. He continues to stomp away on Varga dropping him to the mat. The ref gets into the middle trying to break it up. Finally Anderson backs up as he does Stevenson his Butler comes in from behind and chokes Varga. I like it. E.G. Style Cheat to Win.

Biff Wellington: No doubt as the ref backs away, Anderson closes in only to get hit with a low blow. Varga on the offensive high knee knocking Anderson to the mat. He whips Anderson into the ropes. He picks him up Spinebuster. He bounces off the far ropes and drops a fist to the head. He covers

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Anderson kicks out.

Fast Eddie: Varga on the attack but Anderson thumbed him in the eye. He clotheslines him hard to the mat. HE picks him back up and DDT's him hard to the mat He covers

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Varga kicks out.

Jack Irons: Anderson yells at the Ref, and Bouncer gets to the apron to get the attention of Anderson. He succeeds as Anderson clocks him. Anderson turns around big boot. Anderson hits hard. Varga picks him up and delivers a crisp russian leg sweep and he covers

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Anderson kicks out.

Biff Wellington: Anderson whipped into the ropes Varga attempts a back drop but Anderson leaps over hits the ropes and jumps Thesz press. He covers

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Varga kicks out. Anderson whips Varga into the corner and follows but Varga moves

Fast Eddie: This is a powder keg situation you got two men on the outside, this thing won't last too long before it breaks down. It will be a matter of how much the Ref takes. Varga picks a stunned Anderson up and bounces off the ropes but is tripped again by Stevenson. Almost immeadiatey The bouncer gets up on the apron to tell the ref as he does Stevenson throws that briefcase into the ring. Anderson picks up the Case and heads towards Varga.

Jack Irons: I want blood. Anderson goes to swing but Varga kicks him in the gut forcing Anderson to drop the case and he picks it up. He nails Anderson knocking him completely out. I think the ref saw it. He did. He calls for the bell.

Sweet Lou: Your winner by Disqualifcation Superstar Steven Anderson!!!!!!!!!

Fast Eddie: Definatelty these two guys will want another chance to go at it. Let's take a break before our main event here

Biff Wellington: Our main event features Don Mega takin on the always dangerous Gangrene. It should be a classic.

Jack Irons: These guys couldn't go drink for drink with me. That's the way to decide these things. After you get tooted up you start swinging. You'll know your tough when you knock the other guy out cuz hit will be harder to do. He can't feel anything either.

Biff Wellington: First a druggie for a commisioner now a drunk for a commentator. What's Chadman trying to promote here? Anyways Sweet Lou lets do this thing.

Sweet Lou: The following match is our Main Event. Get Ready!!!!!!!. Introducing first, standing 6 feet 9 inches tall. He weighes 327 pounds, he is the master of the Ice Breaker, He hails from Hong Kong. He is the Violent one Don Mega!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greed By Ice Cube hits the PA as the crowd gives him a loud jeering. He comes out walking confidently, concentrating on his goal at hand. He's wearing shiny black robe with a dark blue ninja mask blue tank top and blue pants. He goes up the stairs and awaits his opponent.

Sweet Lou: His opponent stands 6 feet 5 inches, he weighes in at 257 pounds, he is the master of Jugulator. He hails from Devils Tramping Ground, North Carolina. He is the Dystopian Here is Gangrene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He comes out to a scattering of cheers and a smattering of boo's. Gangrene comes down the aisle in his black full length tights and gloves, but on his upper body he wears a stainless steel piece of chainmail, which is adorned with crimson red feathers. He then heads to the ring with a sly smile on his face.

Biff Wellington: The two circle each other as the bell rings and Mega's talking a lot of junk, Gangrene just smiles at him. They lock up Mega snaps off a headlock. Gangrene pushes him off and Mega hits the ropes and comes back with a shoulderblock flooring Gangrene. Mega snaps on a rear chinlock.

Fast Eddie: Good strategy by Mega, he's making Gangrene use up energy while he can conserve his. Gangrene turns the Chinlock sideways as he makes it to one knee, he hits an elbow follwed by another Gangrene to his feet. One last one frees him and he bounces of the ropes and takes down Mega with a big lariat.

Jack Irons: These guys are gonna bring, neither man wants to back down. This is important jockeying for the PPV. Gangrene whips Mega into the corner and Mega comes out and is greeted by a back drop. Mega gets back to his feet, and is clothelined up over the top rope. Gangrene, slides out the outside he turns Mega around and lands a left from the unexpecting Mega.

Biff Wellington: Gangrene, then rams Mega's head into the ring post, Mega's busted open. He tries to whip him into the rail. Mega reverses him and Gangrene hits awfully hard. Mega moves toward where Sweet Lou is sitting. He grab's Sweet Lou's chair as Sweet Lou scatters. He moves toward Gangrene and nails a poking shot to the ribs. Gangrene bends over and is drilled over the head. He's got to be out cold.

Fast Eddie: Gangrene is thrown, back into the ring and Mega is confident. Mega covers nonchalantly,

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Jack Irons: This is my kind of match, We got blood, we got chair shots, only thing missing is my beer, Beer Man!!!!, Gangrene moves to his feet and Mega still arguing woth the ref is rolled up

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Mega kicks out, and is first to his feet with a boot to the head of Gangrene. He picks Gangrene up swinging neckbraker. Mega is again jawing with the crowd.

Biff Wellington: Mega goes back to offensive as he whips Gangrene into the ropes, He attempts a back drop but Gangrene stops on a dime and plants him hard with a DDT, you can see the blood mark Mega's head made where he hit the mat. Gangrene rolls over for a cover.

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Mega kicks out.

Fast Eddie: This is gonna be good, Gangrene not discouraged as he lifts up Mega and drops him on his head from a brainbuster, He covers again

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Jack Irons: We need some more blood, anyways Mega rolls over and covers

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Gangrene kicks out. These guys are really going at it. It's truly a main event.

Biff Wellington: The JWA fans are really getting their money's worth tonight, Mega is in shock. He doesn't know what he has to do to put Gangrene away. he waits for Gangrene to get to his feet. He tries to boot him in the gut but Gangrene ready for his finisher catches it and clotheslines him out of his boots. Gangrene then tries to lock on the boston crab.

Fast Eddie: He is but Mega's fighting it with all he has. When Gangrene finally put it on Mega was able to grab the ropes. Gangrene upset whips Mega into the ropes and he lifts him up and hits a flapjack. That's got to be it. He covers

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Jack Irons: Mega's still bleeding he may have lost a pint out there tonight, Both men have endured alot of punishment. Gangrene picks up Mega, Mega with a headbutt to the midesection. He likts up Gangrene Powerbomb, he isn't getting up now.

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Biff Wellington: Mega picks Gangrene up and signals for the Ice Breaker. He kicks Gangrene in the gut and goes for it, Gangrene pushes him off and as he bounces off he nails a drop toe hold, He quickly follows that with a elbow drop.

Fast Eddie: Gangrene whips Mega into the corner, he lifts him up, he goes for a superplex, Mega's fighting it. He finally gets Mega over. Both men are down neither are moving.

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Jack Irons: Gangrene picks up Mega but he gets a thumb into the eye of Gangrene, He quickly tries to get the Ice Breaker again Gangrene throws him off. He tries a boot but Gangrene reverses it Jugualator. He covers

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Sweet Lou: Your winner Gangrene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Biff Wellington: Thanks for joining us for Fast Eddie and Jack Irons good night.