Thursday Night Vengence

Scene:

As we focus on the crowd outside the PIT on the New Mexico campus. Fans have lined up to see Thursday Night Vengeance. Suddenly it takes us back to highlights from SoD. Dangerous Alliance battling the MoA. Banshee hooked up with Mercy, Jamie and Wildwing battling each other and War with his hand raised as he enters the Cage. A picture of MoV, Then of War, Then of Drake, Then of Styx. As Styx bloodied with the cup in the air.

You hear chants of Justice by the Crowd "Justice Justice" as the camera pans through you see various signs.

"LO-God is my hero"

"This is GWIWC Contry"

"Smoke Dawg, Party with me"

Pyro goes off as flashes of white proliferate though the arena.

Biff Wellington: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Pit on New Mexico University Campus. We have a great show for you tonight. As we have 2 exciting title matches for you.

Hold on - by Genesis is played as the crowd boo's intensify, Tommy Riley makes his appearance as he sits next to Biff.

Tommy Riley:Nice to know I'm still such a big draw and how the fan's miss me.

Biff Wellington:Oh really, I didn't catch that anyways, our first match will be Sam Horrey taking on the Bounty Hunter. Let's get to the ring

Sweet Lou: In our first match of the evening , already in the ring the always dangerous Bounty Hunter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, His opponent making his debut to the JWA, He stands 6 feet 2 inches and weighes 240 pounds., he will be escorted to the ring by his valet, Mindy Rivera. He is the master of the Catahajimi. He is the Sam "The Man" Horrey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"N.O.R.E." by Noreaga He is wearing a black "Doo-rag" on top of his head and has a sleeveless, black shirt that says "Queens 7" in white letters on the front and on the back it says "Represent--School of Hard Knocks: There's no school tougher." After taking that off he has on a pair of black tights with the yin-yang in front of it, and on the back of it he has "Queens" written in silver grafiti-lettering. The Crowd unsure of him gives him a mixed response as he enters the ring.

Biff Wellington: Bounty Hunter with a few quick boots. Sam down on a knee, as Bounty continues to hit a few boots as Horrey makes his way to his feet. Bounty with a big left and he follows it up with another. Horrey blocks the second and turns him inside out with a clothesline. Horrey quickly scoops him up and delivers a devastating German Suplex, with a bridge.

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Tommy Riley: He didn't want to. Anyways look he just paint brushing him now. Bounty Hunter to his feet. He blocks a left by Horrey, and hits one of his own knocking horrey back a few steps. He Charges Horrey who side steps him. Horrey clutches on his Catahajimi. All he needs to do is wrap his legs. He does and Bounty Hunter is tapping

Sweet Lou: Your winner Sam Horrey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Biff Wellington: Impressive win by Horrey. Well we're going to take a break


Biff Wellington: Ummm. . . next match Sweet Lou. . . yeah, next up is our Trans-Atlantic Title Match involving the newest Trans-Atlantic Champion, Matt Attict, and the former World Champion, Keith Wildwing. . . let's go down to Lou. . .


Sweet Lou: Introducing first, the Challenger! He hails from New York City, New York. . . he is the master of the Destruction Driver and was the first JWA World Champion. . .KEITH WILDWING!!!!!

'The Immortals' fires up on the PA system as Keith Wildwing slowly, but confidently, strolls to the ring. The crowd is popping uncontrollably as he ascends the stairs. He stands silently in the middle of the ring and removes his trenchcoat as he waits for the arrival of the champion.

Sweet Lou: And introducing secondly, he is 'Perfection' and is the master of the top rope dragon suplex, he is the Trans-Atlantic champion. . .MATT ATTICT!!!!

Beethoven's 16th starts up as the Trans-Atlantic Champion steps out into the arena to a literal wave of boos. Yet, even over the jeering, the screams of numerous women are heard as he makes his way down. No M.o.A back-up strangely enough as Matt steps into the ring and flexes nicely, appeasing the womens' testosterone thirst. Suddenly, Wildwing rushes Matt as the match begins. . .

Biff Wellington: Wildwing goes for a football tackle, but Attict leapfrogs him, Wildwing turns back, misses a spinning heel kick, Attict ducks a roundhouse right. . . and answers with a lariat to the throat that could've killed Wildwing! Oh man. . . Attict picks up Wildwing and pummels him with huge lefts and rights to the gut, knocking the air completely out of Wildwing. Attict pushes Keith straight into the corner and lays in to him with repeated rapid fire boots. Wildwing is trying to escape but. . . wait, Keith is picked up again and shot off of the ropes.

Tommy 'The Technician' Riley: But Chickenwing actually pulls off a spinning heel kick! Damn, get the hell up Matt! Chickenwing is moving, he quickly hooks on a Dragon Sleeper! Oh man, that move's too weak to keep someone like Attict down. Attict is starting to bash Keith's head with those fists of his, trying to escape. . . and yeah, he finally does and Chickenwing goes down from those temple shots. Attict is up, and he drops a knee right on the temple!

Biff Wellington: Wow, Attict just tried to kill Wildwing with that shot! Oh, now Attict jams that massive right arm under the chin and around the head of Wildwing with that rear chinlock. . . Wildwing is going out quickly from this. . . his red eyes are starting to lose all of the life left in them, and he's slowly growing less and less energetic. . . Wildwing is almost out from my point of view. . . wait, the referee raising an arm.

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But Wildwing somehow manages to bring a knee up over his head with a fluid motion and nails Attict right in the eye. Matt falls back and holds against the rpes for balance, which gives Wildwing the oppurtunity to land an unpowerful, yet effective clothesline that sends Attict out of the ring.

Attict lands on his knees and quickly slides back into the ring and chopblocks the legs right out from under Wildwing. Attict picks him up and whips him to the corner. Wildwing tips-up to avoid the incoming Attict, but Matt outmaneuvers him and lands a low blow right between the legs of Keith. Wildwing collapses to the mat and holds his family jewels as the referee warns Attict about the infraction of the rules.

Attict mounts Wildwing then and starts to rain in punches to the side of the head with out mercy. Wildwing's hand are flying as Attict keeps a steady right hand going to the temple of Keith. Attict finally grows weary of this tactic and then readies Wildwing's arms for a new maneuver.

Biff Wellington: Wait, Attict seems to be going for a stranghold gamma here. . . oh, Wildwing rolls to the side though and turns it into a roll-up!

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Tommy 'The Technician' Riley: Attict powers out and then lands a solid punch right to Wildwing's jaw. . . nothing technical about this, just a simple punch to the face. . . not quite as simple as Chickenwing, but. . . well. . . what are you gonna do?

Biff Wellington: Hopefully just call the match! OH GOD!!! Attict just dropped Wildwing right on his head with a brainbuster! He might have just ended the match. . . cover him, don't pose!!!!! Finally Attict with a pin.

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Biff Wellington: NOOOO!!! Wildwing got his left shoulder up and Attict is perturbed! He wasted too much time flexing! Alright now Attict picks up Wildwing. . . oh, mafia kick misses, and Wildwing with a leg sweep! Wildwing takes him down and. . .OUCH!!! Wildwing with a swift kick to the. . . well, the testicles of Matt Attict! Matt is squirming, I don't think he can even breathe from that shot. Wildwing nudges him into position and starts to slowly ascend the turnbuckles. . .

Tommy 'The Technician' Riley: How unfair can it get? Chickenwing is going for what looks like a moonsault here. . . the ref's checking on 'Perfection' as he's down, wait. . . what's the crowd screaming about here. . . they're. . .

Biff Wellington: GANGRENE!!! GANGRENE JUST FLEW DOWN ON A HARNESS AT HIGH SPEED AND BLASTED WILDWING IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THE UGLY STYK!! NO!!! GANGRENE HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD BEFORE HE HIT HARD HIMSELF ON THE FLOOR BUT WILDWING'S OUT ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! NOOO!!!!

Tommy 'The Technician' Riley: What the hell are you talking about Biff?! All's fair in love, war, and kicking the crap outta Chickenwing!

Biff Wellington: Gangrene is. . . god, despicable! Gangrene walking away with a shit-eating grin on his face as the harness slowly ascends back to the top of the arena. . . and Attict is starting to rise as well as he climbs the buckles slowly and hooks the unconcious Wildwing. . . Attict posing shamelessly!

Tommy 'The Technician' Riley: Here we go, the true maneuver of perfection, Attict has on that full nelson. . . AND THE ATTICT ATTACK!! Wildwing cut an entire flip and STILL landed almost on his head! Attict slowly comes off of the turnbuckles and goes down to a knee. . . ONE FINGER ON THE CHEST!

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Sweet Lou: Your winner, and STILL JWA TRANS-ATLANTIC CHAMPION. . . MATT ATTICT!

Biff Wellington: And it's over! Another M.o.A travesty goes down as Gangrene screws yet another with that damn Ugly Styk! Wildiwng is being tended to in the middle of the ring by the medical personell as Attict walks off with that belt over his massive shoulder. . . another night starting to belong to the M.o.A. . . I believe we're ready for our main event are we not? Yeah, so let's get going to Sweet Lou again. . .


Biff Wellington: Well Riley, it's time for our TV Title Four Way Dance.

Tommy 'The Technician' Riley: This'll be a bore. . . wake me when Jose wins. . .

Biff Wellington: Sweet Lou, we're going to you then. . .

Sweet Lou: Introducing first, the challenger! He is the one who has perfected the Redemption leglock and is a two time UWL TV Champion who hopes to capture a new TV Title. . . he is, Preacher!

As the theme from 'The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly' plays, Preacher emerges from behind the curtain. He walks to the ring with his trademark Marlboro hanging out of his mouth and goes up the steps. As he starts to take his last drag of his cigarette however, a slight disturbance is heard in the crowd behind him.

He turns with a suspicious stare, but as he returns to face the center of the ring his solar-plexes are introduced to a solid white wooden bat known as the Ugly Styk to most competent wrestling fans. As it connects, smoke spews from the mouth of Preacher as he doubles over quickly and is then caught in the clutches of an angry Dystopian by the name of Gangrene. Gangrene slowly walks over to the cigarette and sends a boot on to it that quickly ends the smoldering of it. Gangrene lets no smile come over his face as he walks back to Preacher who is just catching his breath.

Biff Wellington: Gangrene is now walking back over to Preacher. He hooks him into a pumphandle position. . . but wait, Preacher fires back with an open handed right hand to the forehead of Gangrene and then responds a with a left, another left, a right, another left, and then backs Gangrene into the ropes! Preacher knees him in the gut and irish whips him, but Gangrene holds on the left arm of Preacher and quickly hooks him into that pumphandle. Preacher's fighting it but Gangrene picks him up vertically and jumps. . . oh! That Dystopian Drop pumphandle piledriver and it seems that Preacher is out cold after that move. His neck was folded up in a sickening position. Oh no, this lunatic's got a mic. . .

Hmmmm. . . let me just think here Marlboro Man, what does this picture remind me of? Oh let's see, that haunting performance of War's at Symphony of Destruction to actually seem that he knew what the hell he was talking about? No, that's not it, that award would go to the daydream believer himself, MoV. Maybe, the chalk outline of Drake after he 'fell' so far off of that collosal tower? Oh no, how would I know about that, since I wasn't involved in that matchup now was I Preacher? No, I wasn't. . . oh yeah, I think I know what this little picture reminds me of. . .

It would remind me of your beaten, bruised, and bloody body being pinned by the clown prince of the brawler's division himself Bor last week in the tag match! God, I take one of those 'horrible' powerbombs through a windshield but did you see me get pinned in that match? Nope. . . you didn't. Another thing I know you didn't see or even you remember was the referee counting to three and costing me my rightful spot in the Tower of Doom. But that's going to have to forgotten. . . but yet, did I say anything about forgiven?

Gangrene just barely gets the word out of his mouth before putting his maroon boots straight into the face of Preacher. Preacher doesn't move or react at all, as he is still suffering the effects of that Dystopian Drop. Gangrene picks up the mic he dropped and resumes.

So Preacher, you remember our deal, correct? Well, it seems you don't because you just seemed to conveniently forget it when we stepped into the ring. So let me refresh your memory, at least the memory you'll have left after I'm completely done.

I said that if you screw up and cost me my Tower of Doom spot. . . I. . . HURT. . . YOU. . .

Biff Wellington: What the. . .? Gangrene drops the microphone once again and steps over towards Preacher's figure. He, he picks up the Ugly Styk and. . . GOOD LORD HE PUT A DENT IN PREACHER'S SKULL!

Tommy 'The Technician' Riley: [snore] [snore] [sno. . .] Huh? Oh, oh yeah. . . Yes! This is brilliant! The little prick deserved it anyway, you know Gangrene should've won that Tower match, him or Styx, but he stopped him from getting there.

Biff Wellington: Well, Tommy, I'd hate for you to be bias towards someone here. . . Gangrene is finally getting out of the ring, he just steps out through the ropes and into the sea of humanity. What a sick man. . . medical personel finally attending to Preacher. . . he's somehow able to move after that shot, and he just motions for the paramedics to leave with a very slow movement of his right hand. I'm not even sure if he can feel the left side of his body right now or if he's even aware of where he is, but he's going to try to fight this match. He just slowly pulls himself to the corner and tries to mend his injuries, but it's going to be hard to shake off that horrible shot. Okay, ummm. . . are we going through with the next match? We are? Okay. . . umm, Sweet Lou, take it away!?!

Sweet Lou: Introducing secondly, he is the challenger. The self proclaimed 'Pride of Claire Alabama' and the master of the Southern-Fried Chicken Wing, he is Chad Hazzard!

The opening chords of Lynard Skynard's 'Saturday Night Special' start up as a chorus of boos rains down upon the speakers as loyalists to true rock and roll scream their approval. Everyone is still pretty jovial towards Chad as he and Lana make their way down to the ring. Chad takes a few swigs of a Natural Light as he makes his way down, and he seems pretty distressed about having to give it up to step in the ring. He steps into the ring and pulls out another beer from his pant pocket and walks over to Preacher with a smile on his face. As he drops the beer beside Preacher in a friendly gesture, Preacher uses a last ounce of strength in him to pick it up and hurl it at Chad. The bottle nails Chad's forehead and Chad goes down holding his face and the still intact beer bottle rolls out of the ring and onto the padded floor. Lnard Skynard fades out as Preacher tries to stand but still barely can.

Sweet Lou: And introducing lastly, he is the JWA Television Champion! He is the one with the legendary gift of the Taco force, and is the master of his feared finisher, the Jobber, he is Joser. . . JosE Gonzalez!

'After The Flesh' starts up as Jose slowly walks to the ring with a cocky smile on his face. As the ref gives him the 'O.K.' sign, Jose waves in his reinforcements as the giant Redemption and Chris Fury walk down to ringside behind him. Suddenly the crowd erupts as Sage Dibiase takes off down the aisle towards Jose. Sweet Lou doesn't even have time to announce Sage before he chases Jose into the ring. Sage turns as he nears Jose and waves his bodyguard Jaq back to the dressing room, seemingly confident of himself. Sage slowly steps into the ring and the match begins. . .

Biff Wellington: Alright, the bell has rung and Jose goes flying into Hazzard who has just regained his composure. Hazzard goes to his amateur wrestling background though and takes Jose down with a quick waistlock and quickly locks in a hammerlock. Jose tries to kick out of it, but he just doesn't have the strength as the much larger Hazzard has poistioned himself on Jose's back while wrenching on that arm. Wait, Preacher seems to be getting up and he lands a dropkick right to Hazzard's face! Hazzard goes down and Jose quickly scrambles out of the ring and on to the floor clutching his shoulder.

Tommy 'The Technician' Riley: Good job Joser! Nurse those wounds!

Biff Wellington: Yeah. . . I'm definately sure that's what he's doing. Okay, so Hazzard getting up in the ring, but Preacher lands a crescent kick that sends Chad staggering. Sage, who has been crouching in the corner, grabs Hazzard from behind into a waistlock and drops Hazzard onto the back of his neck with a beautiful german suplex. Preacher then lands a solid left hook across the Million Dollar Kid's jaw. Preacher nudges him into the corner and mounts him for a barrage of punches.

Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVE. . .

Tommy 'The Technician' Riley: Oh man, but Jose jumped up on the apron and nailed a beautiful dropkick to the side of Preacher's head and landed right back on the floor in the arms of Redemption and Fury! Brilliant huh Biff?

Biff Wellington: God I hate agreeing with you. . . okay, it was, but as that kick was landed Sage downed Preacher with a nice running tiger bomb. Preacher's head bounced right off of the mat with that maneuver and but Sage doesn't have enough in him for the cover. Wait, Jose soars through the air and lands right on the forehead of Hazzard with a knee drop! Oh, Hazzard is in pain as Jose hit the same place that the beer bottle hit a few moments earlier! Jose covers quickly.

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Biff Wellington: No, Hazzard kicks out with authority and sends Jose flying a few feet backwards into the ropes. Jose is persistent though and he follows up with a samoan bulldog that crushes Chad's face into the mat. Jose celebrates his maneuver, but is then taken right out of his boots by a Preacher swinging lariat! Preacher slaps on a reverse chinlock and tries to wear Jose down, but Jose rolls backwards and has Preacher's shoulders down. Preacher quickly escapes and then lands a crossface shot across the side of Jose's head. Jose holds his face and crawls away from Preacher quickly, but then gets a huge leg drop across the back of the head from both Hazzard and Sage!

Tommy 'The Technician' Riley: Preacher grabs the hick from behind and goes for a russian leg sweep, but he gets blocked and is thrown forward by Chad Hazzard onto his face. Jose takes the oppurtunity and nails Preacher with a rolling inverted neck snap that sends Preacher writhing in pain. Wait, Hazzard manuevers his 300 pounds of flab into the air with a sloppy dropkick that sends Jose up and over the turnbuckles and onto the arena floor. Sage goes for Hazzard but the beer-swigger backdrops him over the ropes hard!

Hazzard then goes to work on Preacher as he nails a DDT that renders Preacher close to unconscious. Preacher is still down as Hazzard let's out a huge 'YEEEEE-HAW!' and goes up to the top turnbuckle. Lana cheers as she hops up onto the apron and Chad takes a chance and takes off. . . but instead of going towards Preacher, Chad hurls his body into a somersault to the floor at Jose below. But as Hazzard approaches, Redemption quickly pulls Jose by his tights out of the way and Chad hits painfully onto the floor with a sickening thud. Jose smiles a bit as Chad goes unconscious from the landing. Jose rolls back into the ring and quickly covers Preacher.

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But Preacher kicks out quickly and Jose responds to the kickout with a swift punch to the nose. Preacher holds his face and blood begins to pour down his face as his nose must've been broken. A fire lights in Preacher from the shot however, as he shuts out the pain and rocks the face of Jose Gonzalez with numerous lefts and rights to the face. Preacher catches a kick from Jose with a dragon screw leg whip and starts to hook on the Redemption. Jose squirms with all of his might though and quickly monkey flips out of it. Preacher holds on though and lands on his back, trying to roll backwards into the Redemption again.

Quickly though, Sage Dibiase mounts the top rope and a senton splash onto the exposed chest of Preacher. Preacher doubles up quickly as Jose is released from the hold. Sage Dibiase picks up Preacher and hooks him into the Innovator. Preacher fights, but to no avail as he is lifted into the inverted suplex. However, Jose musters up a leg sweep on Sage, which drops Preacher right off of Sage, allowing him to catch Dibiase in a hard inverted DDT. Sage's head bounce soff of the mat and Jose rolls him up.

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Biff Wellington: Yes! Preacher has eliminated Sage, and it's down to three. Preacher is quickly attacked by Gonzalez though, and Jose nails him with a quick rocker dropper. He covers, but. . . but the referee is busy counting for Hazzard who is still struggling on the outside. He's up to 8. . . 9. . . Hazzard somehow rolls in! Jose is busy wailing away on Preacher, but Hazzard clotheslines Jose right off of Preacher and collapses to the ground on top of Jose.

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Biff Wellington: But Jose kicks out! Jose and Chad start to rise, OHHH! Jose with a crushing blow below the belt. Chad staggers and falls to one knee, and Jose quickly rushes to the turnbuckles. His climbs them quickly and. . . what is he doing? He motions for. . . THE NORTHERN LIGHTS ELBOW! He flew off and landed the Northern Lights Elbow on Hazzard. . . but Hazzard catches him! Hazzard catches him! Chad positions him. . . but Preacher schoolboys Hazzard from behind! Hazzard reverses it and Jose jumps on top of Preacher as well as Chad holding him down!

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Tommy 'The Technician' Riley: Oh, and Joser takes down another one! Man he's a wiz isn't he?

Biff Wellington: Yeah. . . in more ways than one Tommy. . . more ways than one. . . okay, Preacher is being escorted from the ring now, and it's just Hazzard and Jose left. Both are exhausted and laying stomach first on the mat in the center of the ring. Jose is gasping for air, as is Hazzard Wait. . . Jose moving, he slowly gets to his feet and brings Chad up with him. Jose sends Chad off of the ropes. . . misses with a spin kick. . . leapfrogs Hazzard. . . duck down move from Jose. . . Chad misses a lariat. . . and both collide as they both try for crossbody blocks! Both are down once again, but Hazzard took the least of the blow as he lands a kick from his seat to the face of Jose. Jose falls back holding his nose as Chad quickly mounts him and locks on a camel clutch!

Chad holds the camel clutch on hard, but finally after a good minute of struggling, Jose manages to reach a slender foot back to the ropes. Hazzard picks him up and goes for a takedown and the His Southern Fried inside out chicken wing , but Jose reverses and sends him to the ropes. Hazzard comes back and hooks him with a waistlock, and attempts a German suplex but Chad can't get Jose over. Suddenly, Fury comes through the opposite side ropes and the referee rushes over to him. Jose reverses the waistlock and pushes Chad towards the ropes. Redemption is waiting with that beer bottle that Hazzard had earlier, and Jose pushes him with the waistlock towards the ropes quickly, but Chad ducks and goes headfirst into Redemption's gut and Redemption nails Jose in the head with that beer bottle!

Jose goes down in a heap and crashes onto his back on the mat. Hazzard starts to fall back, but his head is caught on the second rope and he is exhausted. Jose is out cold with Redemption on the floor.

Biff Wellington: It's over! All Hazzard has to do is fall back and he'll have the TV Belt in his possession! Chad's starting to move. . . but Redemption with the Links of Rage, He misses. Chad covering Jose 1. . .

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Sweet Lou: You winner by referee's decision and NEW JWA TV Champion Chad Hazzard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tommy 'The Technician' Riley: No!!! Joser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,

Biff Wellington: Bout time Jose got what was coming to him . . . Well that's all the time we have for today. For Tommy Riley and the JWA we will see you next week

OOC: Hope ya liked, thanks go to Wil who wrote most of it.