Main Event
Abunai vs. Jackson Santee
Kendo Stick, Cage Match, IF Santee is pinned or submits he leaves the JWA
Card Subject to Change
A dark screen, and then suddenly "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns -N- Roses starts up…
EWWWWWWWOWWWWWWWEWWWWOWWWWWWW!!
Welcome to the Jungle
We got fun 'n' games…
Suddenly footage of Drake synching the Heroes Grasp on Matt Attict hits the screen…
We got everything you want…
Footage of Bryan Mercy holding up the JWA World Title, sweat drenched and tired…
Honey we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need…
Footage Smokey coming down on a zip line to thwart the M.o.A's attempts of fixing the Mercy/War world title match…
If you got the money honey…
Footage of Sage hitting a senton splash on a downed Preacher…
We got your disease…
Footage of Gangrene dragging a body bag, containing Wildwing, to ringside…
In the jungle
Welcome to the Jungle…
Footage of the M.o.A mobbing Preacher…
Watch it bring it to your kn-kn-kn knees, knees…
Footage of Mercy coming jumping off a ladder to hit Jon Clark with an elbow smash…
I wanna watch you bleed…
Footage of War being plowed over by a truck in the brick house match at And Justice for All. His body tumbles over the top of the truck to finally settle on the pavement…
The music dies there and the last image fades away to black, and then the background noise of a jam packed arena is heard. The image of the America West Arena comes into existence. Seats are filled as they surround the JWA ring. The fans noisy as always here go into a chant "JWA, JWA"
The cameras begin a sweep of the arena picking up on a few signs as always…
"GWIWC still #1"
"Smoke Dawg, light one up for me"
"Santee your in the Danger Zone"
"M.o.A. Supreme"
And a final sweep picks up one last sign…
"Gangrene is a bum"
The camera's finish their pan of the stadium to land on the JWA broadcasting table to find Biff Wellington alone again…
Biff Wellington:Good Evening Ladies and Gentleman, I'm Biff Wellington and welcome to Thursday Night Vengence. (The Crowd pops big). I'll be the host we have an exciting match for you tonight as Jackson Santee takes on Abunai in a Kendo Stick Cage match. Which should be interesting.
Hold on - by Genesis is played and Tommy Riley starts to walk down to ringside. The crowd respond with boo's and Tommy with a sly smile keeps on walking, sliding into his chair beside Biff.
Tommy Riley: Hi ya Biff, You miss me?
Biff Wellington: About as much as a toothache
Tommy Riley: I thought so. I just figured this program needed a little spice. And I'm figured since I was here. I'd be that spice.
Biff Wellington: Any thoughts on tonight's big match up.
Tommy Riley: Look, I've been out of loop for a bit, who's wrasslin?
Biff Wellington: Santee vs Abunai. In a Kendo Stick Cage match.
Tommy Riley: Not a thought, ain't my genre. Sweet Lou start this tradegy.
Sweet Lou: This match is a kendo stick cage match. The winner will be the first man to gain a submission or pinfall. The match can be disqualified for using a foreign object. Introducing first, He is 6 feet 1 inch tall, He wieghs 280 pounds. He is the master of the northern lights elbow and the extreme drop. He is a former 2 time BEW World Television Champion. He is Jackson Santee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sad but True by Metallica is played throughout the PA. As Jackson Santee makes his way down to the ring, he is carrying a kendo stick. He is also wearing a colorful robe black pants and black boots. He has a tattoo of a hawk on his right shoulder and a tattoo of an Indians arrow on his left shoulder. The crowd responds negatively towards him. Booing him heavily as he enters the cage.
Sweet Lou:His opponent is 6 feet even and tips the scale at 366 pounds. He is the master of Impending Doom and Danger. He hails form Honshu Island, Japan. He is Abunai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Night on Bald Mountain hits the PA. As the crowd cheers Abunai. Abunai cautiously approaches the ring. He looks over at Santee. He then grabs a mic.
Abunai: Mr. Referee, I request that Mr. Santee be checked for illegal weapons before we start this battle.
The ref checks Santee again, and again he finds nothing. Abunai enters the ring as a bag drops from the corner, revealing his kendo stick. Santee charges Abunai with his stick, Abunai quckly blocks it with his. Santee swings again and again its blocked. Santee then with a boot to the stomach. Then he swings over the top nailing Abunai on the top of the head. Sending him to his knees.
Biff Wellington: That was a good shot by Santee but Abunai is still only on his knees, Jackson swings again but this time Abunai blocks it and retaliates with a light attack to the knee. Santee feels this one as he hops backwards a little. He tries to restech his knee as Abunai regains his upright position. Santee swings wildly, as its easily dodged by Abunai, who cracks Santee across the back of the head knocking him down. Santee drops his kendo stick, Abunai goes to pick it up Jackson with a single leg pick up. Jackson is now choking Abunai with both Kendo sticks.
Tommy Riley: Yeah it appears Santee, has the advantage but Abunai is the much more polished guy with the sticks. Abunai kicks him off. Each still with a kendo stick. Abunai smacks Santee with the stick forcing hin into the corner. Oh my gosh a left snap kick to Jackson's ribs. He follows it with a right snap kick head that stunned Santee. Here's a left elbow strike head followed by right knife hand strike head. He's got Santee stunned right now. He whips to other corner-Abunai follows in with a big body splash - Abunai to top ropes as Santee staggers out of corner. Abunai hits a 1/4 nelson neckbreaer from the top rope. Abunai with the cover
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3… No Jackson just got his right shoulder up that could have been his career right there.
Biff Wellington: Abuinai, picks up Santee's kendo stick again and it appears he's trying to break the stick. He's pulling. Santee from behind with a spear. Abunai hits hard into the cage and has opened a cut above his eyes. Santee picks Abunai up and nails a DDT. He then grabs the partially broken sticks and delivers a devastating russian leg sweep. He floats over for a pin.
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Abunai is out.
Tommy Riley: Santee whips Abunai into the ropes, nope reversal, Abunai goes for back body drop. Santee puts the breaks on, he hooks him up, DANGER. Santee hit Abunai with his own finisher. Santee celebrates, he then heads for the top rope. Santee off with the Extreme Drop but Abunai moved. Santee hit hard on the mat. Abunai picks Santee up and sends him into the ropes . Abunai with a huge clothsline turning Santee inside out. Abunai quickly off the ropes and nails a guillotine leg drop. Abunai to his feet again bounces off the ropes and a elbow drop. Abunai then picks Santee to his feet. Abunai leaps Hurracanranna. He hooks the leg.
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3… No Santee just got his shoulder up.
Biff Wellington: Abunai is going for Danger, Santee with a back body drop, Abunai up quickly, EW with Impending Doom, Abunai's other finisher. Abunai quickly with a jawbreaker. And a cover
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Santee is out again.
Tommy Riley: Abunai picks Santee up, Small package by Santee
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Abunai is out. Santee almost got him there. Abunai with roundhouse kick sending Santee into the cage. Abunai, with a kendo stick to the back of the head of Santee. He then pulls Santee back into the ring. Abunai picks Santee up Cobra Clutch Slam. Abunai with the cover
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Santee just got out
Biff Wellington: What an amazing match. These guys are still going, I can't believe it. Santee with a low blow. He follows that up with a piledriver, and a cover
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Abunai is out again. Santee attempts a whip into the ropes, Abunai reverses it tries for a forarm but Santee ducks. He comes off and both men with a clothesline their both down. The ref makes a count
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Santee is out. Abunai whips Santee into the corner, He follows wih a big body splash but Santee got his boot and he caught it. Santee is motioning to the sky what's this about? Look a spotlight up in the rafters. It's Darren Ridel. He has a rope and he's lowering THE UGLY STYK?
Tommy Riley: Hey that's Gangrene's, he;s gonna be pissed. Santee grabs the Ugly Styk and as Abunai comes toward him he gets nailed with it. The ref saw it though.
Sweet Lou: Your winner vis disqualification ABUNAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Biff Wellington:Santee nails Abunai a few times with the Ugly Styk, He then mounts the top rope and nails a Extreme Drop on him. We need security out here Santee has just flipped out. He goes up again and this time he executes the Northern Lights Elbow. Santee mocking a fallen Abunai. We are out of time see you next week.
Camera fades to black as Santee stands over Abunai