And here we have a Bangles Top Ten List!
BRAND NEW AS OF TUESDAY, MARCH 16, 1999!

THE TOP TEN SIGNS OF A BANGLEMANIAC

#10. You tend to date or be a complicated girl or September Gurl.

#9. Everynight you crash and burn in your room with something to believe in with an eternal flame.

#8. You're stuck in a bell jar that goes all over the place and puts everything in a different light.

#7. When things are getting out of hand you walk like an Egyptian down Mary Street with someone named James.

#6. You leave everything everywhere with the working personnel while they're waiting for you.

#5. When the hero takes a fall you live while making a play for her now.

#4. When you're going down to Liverpool you give everyone the silent treatment because he's got a secret without you

#3. There's no sunshine on the Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway because the devil has given you the beekeeper's blues with the king of tragedy and rennaissance man.

#2. When standing in the hallway with a happy man today you see someone with the eyes of a baby and a have a grand adventure while being stuck in the middle with a circus girl.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN OF A BANGLEMANIAC: Even with sweet emotions you had one too many manic Mondays during the glitter years and it was not like you to do so so you had to let it go since the sky was a hazy shade of winter.

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