The Big Book of Skunkyisms

For Adults Only, So Matthew don't look at this!

The Big Book Of Skunkyisms

Alien, The- Corey Jaffin

Are You Gonna Remember That- Something that is said when you feel that someone is making something up. Discovered by Alex, Kevin, and Brian.

Bladder, The- Kevin's Cat Grayson had a disease and could not control his bladder. Brian seemed to find this funny.

Blue Balls- You get sucked to the point when you are about to joop and it does not happen for you.

Bromberg- A random word that Brian uses. Can be traced back to a recording artist by the name of David Bromberg of the Bromberg Band.

Buffer Zone, The- Leaving an extra space between people at any event.

Crank, The- The probe and opening of a certain body part. This was first observed in a video that Brian owns.

Don West- Beanie Baby Man who gets very excited. (see pic)

Emmanuel- Statistics teacher at CHE.

Feed the Wet Food- This is used when a person forgets to do something that they were told to do. This was originated by Alex Gustav one day when he was yelling at his sister for not giving their dog the proper food.

Feet, The- Refers to Mike Metzer's square Feet.

Flush- Used in the game of hearts. This is shouted when bringing out the queen.

Foot Button, The- This is a word that describes confusion. It was taken from Alex Gustav, who was playing a video game with improper knowledge of what buttons did what.

Forced Upon, The- This is used when a person takes music they like and makes people who don't like it listen to it all the time.

4 4 4 4 4 4- Signifies a holstein in the immediate area. Originated in Daryl's car one evening by Brian.

GIF- A Graphic Image File.

1. A beautiful woman. (see picture ß ).

2. Anything that is good or on some occasions bad.

3. Beautiful Naked Woman.

Grayson- Kevin's cat that Brian had affection for.

Gollata, The- Having an object such as a fist or a foot thrust into the crotch area. Taken from a famous boxer who could not keep his gloves above the waist.

Holstein- A police officer who is usually out to get you. Originally said by Steve "Lee" Reid.

Horrendo- from the word Horrendous. Describes a bad thing involving a person. Originally said by Alex and Salor.

Indian Pouch- A source, that on many occasions is a place of great wealth. An item taken from Alex.

Jamison- Corey Jaffin's girlfriend that does not exist.

Jon Bronstein- Something that can only be shouted when extremely drunk in a bathroom for three and a half hours.

Joop- 1. Anything used to described something that is good.

2. A description of sex or foreplay.( see picture ß ).

Lame- Anything stupid or dumb. Usually reserved for things that make Brian

upset.(see photoà )

Kebing / Pictures- This was a file on Kevin's computer where he keep pictures of GIF. Brian seemed to find it very interesting.

Long Version of Sharon, The- This is a song by The Bromberg Band. Brian found it interesting when Kevin's Step-Dad mentioned it.

Molest- Anything done to another person that is unwanted, but it is not done to the severity that the word was originally intended.

Nagie- A character in the movie, Cemetery Man. Nagie was a slobbering fat man that could not speak.. Chip (an x-wherehouse employee) labeled Kevin with this name.

90 mile an Hour- In one of Brian's movies a man had relations with a woman and he seemed to do it at a 90mile an hour pace.

No, Stupid No- Something said when it is obvious that you are doing something wrong. Taken from Peter Gustav.

Number 8- A number from Brian and his girlfriend's numbering system. Each number (1-11) has a certain meaning this number refers to being a back door bandit. Eleven has to do with a paintbrush or something.

Oddly- Refers to the bar a Club Sport that has an odd shape. Originated by Daryl and Alex.

Oafasias Hughes- A person that acted in a B film. This was applied to Brian because he had previously had a nickname of Oafason. This was discovered by Alex and Kevin.

Poon- Any pornographic movie, or picture. It can also be an Asian woman that shops at the Wherehouse. (see picture ß ).

Probe- 1. A horrible car made by Ford.

2. A device that gets inserted in private places.(see picture à ).

3. (probed) Getting this item inserted in your private place.

Rip-Off- 1.This is something that Brian performs extremely well. What the Rip-Off includes is anything that is free. Or anything that he can get a discount on, that regular people would not get. But he is beginning to teach his ways. 2. Anything that gets cheapened, like WCW.

Scofino- A character in one of Brian's famous films that did the thumb.

Scoop- Any information that must be known. He gets many scoops from Daryl and Randy.

Shaft- Similar to probe but in a longer more portly manor.

Singing- Something that is done at Kevin's house by his family. Almost everyone has witnessed this but Alex.

Skunky- The nickname given to Brian because he has been known to pass gas with the best of them. This was given to him by his parents, but is used by all.

Stop Driving on the Bump- This was said by Mr. Baptista when Kevin first got his drivers permit. Kevin was trying to make his father mad on purpose and the result to this was being yelled at.

Suck It- To the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world….. Let's get ready to SUCK IT!!!! Said by D generation X

Swoop- Very similar to GIF and Joop. It can be an attractive woman.(see picture ß ). Swooping is more like Joop, it is the act of sex or foreplay.

Two Egg Breakfast- One of the cheaper things that you can get at Denny's. But it must be ordered with out meat, this makes it three dollars cheaper.

248- Exact cost of a Biscuit meal with an O.J instead of a coffee at Burger King. But the funniest part about this is the way the clerk said the total cost.

Uuuuupp- A description word. Used during times of probing, shafting, and being ripped-off. Originally said by Mrs. Kohr

Wiggler- The guy at the gym that wiggles that knows Mrs. Mathesen.

You're Outta Here- Process of being ejected. See ya.