Love Theme from "Survivor - Barbra: The Island"
written by sr & rrm
(sung to the tune of the theme from "Gilligan's Island")

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a Barbra ship
That started from demented minds on an AOL chatboard trip
The characters were from Barbra's films,
All different, strong and sure
Nineteen characters set sail that day
For a bizarre survivor tour.
A bizarre survivor tour. . .

[BOOM]

Conditions started getting rough,
Everyone became a "boss"
If not for the direction from herself
The characters might be lost,
The characters would be lost
The ship set round on the shore of this
No-man desert isle. . .
With Dolly,
A Hooker or Two,
A Jewish Boy(?)
And her Twin,
A Ziegfeld Star
Professor Rose and
Morosky
Here on Barbra's Isle

So this is the tale of our characters
From a distance you'll hear them whine
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's a God-awful crime
Claudia and Dr. Lowenstein will do their very best,
To make the others miserable,
In this Survivor Island mess

No Phone!
No Renata!
No teleprompter!
No leading man, you'll plotz
Like the quality of a bootleg tape,
It's as primitive as "The Main Event" plot

So join us here each week my friend, and see the girls on trial
All frustrated stranded characters,
Here on Barbra's Isle!

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