A Blonde Kidnapper 

 

A Blonde was down on her luck. 

In order to raise some money, she decided to 

kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. 

 

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, 

took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." 

 

She then wrote a note saying, 

"I've kidnapped your kid. 

Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag 

and put it under the pecan tree next to the 

slide on the north side of the playground. 

Signed, A Blonde". 

 

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt 

and sent him home to show it to his parents. 

The next morning the Blonde checked, 

and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting 

beneath the pecan tree. 

The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 

with a note that said, 

"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"