The Perfect Couple

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman.  After
a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.  Their 
life together was, of course, perfect.   One snowy, 
stormy Christmas 
                 
Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car 
along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the 
side of the roadside in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.  There
stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.  Not 
wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of 
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his 
toys into their vehicle.  Soon they were driving 
along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and
the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only 
one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
                  (Scroll down for the answer.)















                 The perfect woman. She's the only one that really
existed in the first place. Everyone knows
                 there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a
perfect man...(Women, dont read the
                 next part.!!!! Men, keep scrolling.)















                 So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
perfect woman must have been driving.
                 This explains why there was a car accident.  So then,
one can safely conclude that the
                 concept of a perfect woman is a perfect myth!! (by the
way if you are a woman, and you are
                 reading this...this brings up another point....women
never listen either.......)