REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS HARD TO LEARN
    
      1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
      2) The farm was used to produce produce.
      3) The dump was so full that it had to
 refuse more refuse.
      4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
      5) He could lead if he would get the lead
 out.
      6) The soldier decided to desert his
 dessert in the desert.
      7) Since there is no time like the
 present, he thought it was
      time to present the present.
      8) A bass was painted on the head of the
 bass drum.
      9) When shot at, the dove dove into the
 bushes.
      10) I did not object to the object.
      11) The insurance was invalid for the
 invalid.
      12) There was a row among the oarsmen
 about how to row.
      13) They were too close to the door to
 close it.
      14) The buck does funny things when the
 does are present.
      15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down
 into a sewer line.
      16) To help with planting, the farmer
 taught his sow to sow.
      17) The wind was too strong to wind the
 sail.
      18) After a number of injections my jaw
 got number.
      19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I
 shed a tear.
      20) I had to subject the subject to a
 series of tests.
      21) How can I intimate this to my most
intimate friend?