Subject:  No wonder God Loves Kids


Funny stuff some kids said:

       Dear God,
       I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset
       you made on Tuesday. That was cool! - Daniel
       
       Dear God,
       Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
       accident? - Norma
       
       Dear God,
       Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
       why don't you just keep the ones you  have now? - James
       
       Dear God,
       Who draws the lines around the countries? - Nan
       
       Dear God,
       I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is
       that okay? - Neil
       
       Dear God,
       Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a
       puppy. - Leanne
       
       Dear God,
       It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!  He
       said some things about you that people are not supposed to
       say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend
       (but I am not going to tell you who I am)
       
       Dear God,
       Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before.
       You can look it up. - Bruce
       
       
       Dear God,
       If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer
       Horton, because I hate her. - Denise
       
       Dear God,
       I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with
       so much hair all over. - Dale
       
       Dear God,
       I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying. -Elliott
       
       Dear God,
       I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the
       world. There are only four people in our family and I can never
       do it. - Nan
       
       Dear God,
       Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the
       best. - Rob
       
       Dear God,
       My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound
       right. They are just kidding, aren't they? - Marsha
       
       Dear God,
       If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
       Lynlee
       
       Dear God,
       We read Thomas Edison made light.  But in Sunday school, we
       learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
       Sincerely, Dorothy
       
       Dear God,
       I do not think anybody could be a better God.  Well, I just
       want you to know that I am not just saying this because you
       are God already. - Bob
       
       Dear God,
       Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they
       had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Johnnie