Why it's better to be a Man!
 
     1. We know stuff about tanks
     2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase
     3. We can open all our own jars
     4. We can go to the bathroom without a
 support group
     5. We don't have to learn to spell a new
 last name
     6. We can leave a motel bed unmade
     7. We can kill our own food
     8. We get extra credit for the slightest
 act of thoughtfulness
     9. Wedding plans take care of themselves
     10. If someone forgets to invite us to
 something they can still be   our   friend
     11. Underwear is $10 a three-pack
     12. If you are 34 and single nobody notices
     13. Everything on our faces stays the
 original color
     14. Three pair of shoes are more than
 enough
     15. We don't have to clean the house if the
 meter reader is coming
     16. Car mechanics tell us the truth
     17. We can sit quietly and watch a game
 with a friend for hours without  thinking "He must be mad at me."
     18. Same work-more pay
     19. Gray hair and wrinkles only add
 character
     20. We can drop by and see a friend without
 having to bring a little  gift
     21. If another guy shows up at a party in
 the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends
     22. Your pals will never trap you with:
 "So, notice anything different?"
     23. We are not expected to know the names
 of more than 5 colors
     24. We almost never have a "strap problem"
 in public
     25. We are totally unable to see wrinkles
 in our clothes
     26. The same hairstyle lasts for
 years-maybe decades
     27. We don't have to shave below the neck
     28. A few belches are expected and
 tolerated
     29. Our belly usually hides our big hips
     30. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one
 color, all seasons
     31. We can do our nails with a pocketknife
     32. We have freedom of choice concerning
 growing a mustache
     33. Christmas shopping can be accomplished
 for 25 people on the day before Christmas and in 45 minutes.