27 Types Of People In The Men's Room
 
 EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole,
 rips shorts.
 
 SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
 
 
 NOSY: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is
 fixed.
 
 TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal
 as he had already,comes back later.
 
 INDIFFERENT: All urinals beeing used, pisses in the sink.
 
 CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually
 pisses on the floor. sure of where he has been lately,
 makes quick inspection.
 
 FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals,
 tries to hit fly or bug.
 
 ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in
 pants.
 
 CHILDISH: Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, likes to
 see the bubbles.
 
 SNEAKY: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent,
 knows man in next stall will get blamed.
 
 PATIENT: Stands very close for a long time, reads newspaper with free
 hand.
 
 DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in
 pants.
 
 TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
 
 EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
 
 FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in
 shoes.
 
 LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
 
 DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
 
 DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
 
 CONCEITED: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.
 
 IMPATIENT: Always in a hurry, pisses down back of guy
 using urinal in front of him.
 
 HUNTER: Gets out of camper, unzips fly, steps of cliff,
 never pisses, but does scare the shit out of himself.
 
 WITHDRAWN: Places feet in urinal, pisses down leg, thus
 eliminates noise.
 
 CROSS-EYED: Looks into urinal to the left, pisses into
 one in the center, flushes one on the right.
 
 CURIOUS: Looks over at neighbor, pisses in neighbor's
 pocket.
 
 COMPETITIVE: Stands back, and challenges others to
 distance contest.
 
 SHOW OFF: Stands with back to urinal, and slings tool
 over shoulder.
 
 CONFUSED: Woman in wrong washroom wondering
 what's with the funny sinks.