Check this out!  This very strange thing happened to today at the mall.  
I want you to get this picture. 

When I was walking alone in this big mall, a nice looking African American girl followed me everywhere 
I went in the men's clothing section looking at me very hard.  When I got out of the mall, she followed me.  


Then suddenly, she screamed: "Stop!"  "Please stop!"  

I asked, "is there any problem?"   
She cried, squirming, "you just look like my father's son."  

I said, "I am sorry, I am from East Africa, and I am not your father's son!"  

At that time, a spur-of-the-moment, I saw the bus was coming from a distant that I was supposed to take.  

She grabbed me with her calloused hands, clutching roughly at the back of my shirt, she creamed "you are 
my father's son! I have been looking for you all my life!!”  

In the middle of our dispute, when the bus came, winds blew, people’s hat flew, and I stood her, "I have 
to go now . . . please let me go . . . I  must catch this bus!"  

I managed to flee for few steps, but she immediately captured me again.  This time, she grabbed me on my legs.  

"It is getting late, I am trying to catch the last bus" I creamed and I tried to pull my legs away from her.  

But, she was apparently very strong.  She pulled and pulled and pulled my legs just like I am pulling your legs.   

Happy April Fools Day!


P E A C E !