Hope you don't mind crying cause this one will bring tears.
LOL
Subject: A true woman
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. She stands up in
the front of the plane and starts screaming, "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes
on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me
feel like a WOMAN??!" For a moment there is absolute silence. All have
forgotten their own peril, and all stare, riveted and stunned, at the
desperate woman at the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the
rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He is
gorgeous! He is tall, well built, with long flowing black hair, jet
black eyes and a beautiful tan. He starts walking slowly up the aisle,
unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time as he moves toward the woman.
No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the
stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across
his bulging chest as he reaches her. He extends his arm, holds out his
shirt to the trembling woman and whispers...........
"IRON THIS!!"
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