Dear God:

               In Sunday School they told us what you do.
               Who does it when you are on vacation?

               How did you know you were God?

               I read the Bible. What does begat mean?
               Nobody will tell me.
               Love, Allison

               On Halloween I am going to wear a Devil's
               costume, is that all right with you?

               Are you really invisible or is that just a
               trick?

               Is it true my father won't get into Heaven if
               he uses his bowling words in the house?

               Did you mean for giraffe to look like that or
               was it an accident?

               Who draws the lines around the countries?

               Do animals get to use you too or is there
               someone else for them?

               I went to this wedding and they kissed right
               in the church ... is that okay?

               I like the Lords Prayer the best of all. Did
               you have to write it a lot or did you get it
               right the first time? I have to write
               everything I ever write over again.

               God, it's okay that you made different
               religions but don't you get mixed up
               sometimes?

               Did they really talk that fancy in Bible
               times?

               I would like to know why all the things you
               said are in red?

               Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours or do you
               just know him through the business?

               Did you really mean do unto others as they
               do unto you, because if you did then I'm
               going to fix my brother.

               My grandpa says you were around when he
               was a little boy. How far back DO you go?

               I know all about where babies come from. I
               think. From inside mommies and daddies
               put them there. Where are they before that?
               Do you have them in Heaven? How do they
               get down here? Do you have to take care of
               them all first? Please answer all my
               questions...I always think of you.
               Yours Truly, Susan

               Thank you for the baby brother but what I
               prayed for was a puppy.

               Please put another holiday between
               Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good
               in there now.

               Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought
               it was suppose to be our day of rest.

               I wish you would not make it so easy for
               people to come apart. I had 3 stitches and a
               shot.

               If we come back as something, please don't
               let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate
               her. Thank You. Love, Denise

               Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp
               this year.

               Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each
               other so much if they had their own rooms.
               It works with my brother.

               I want to be just like my Daddy when I get
               big but not with so much hair all over.

               I keep waiting for Spring but it never comes
               yet. Please don't forget.

               I think the stapler is on of your greatest
               inventions.

               I bet it is very hard for you to love all of
               everybody in the whole world. There are
               only 4 people in our family and I can never
               do it.

               Of all the people who work for you, I like
               Peter and John the best.

               My brother told me about being born but it
               sure doesn't sound right.

               If you watch in church on Sunday, I will
               show you my new shoes.

               I would like to live for 900 years like the guy
               in the bible.

               We read Thomas Edison made light. But in
               Sunday school they said you did it. So, I bet
               he stole your idea.

               If you would of let the dinosaur not extinct
               we would not have a country...I think you did
               the right thing.

               It is great the way you always get the stars in
               the Right places.