The Geography of a Woman: 
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or
Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and
naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile
deltas. 

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or
Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and
open to trade especially with countries with cash or
cars. 

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or
Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own
beauty. 

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like Eritrea.
She may have been half destroyed during the war but
can still be a warm and desirable place to visit. 

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or
Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or
Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are
practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps
people away. 

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or
Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but
alas no future. 

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone
knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man: 

Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe -
ruled by his under the belt and above his knees –if
you know what I mean.