Why Nagging a Man Doesn't Work  

        What a woman says:        
        "This place is a mess! C'mon, 
       you and I need to clean up,
        Your stuff is lying on the floor
        and you'll have no clothes to wear,
        if we don't do laundry right now!"

        What a man hears:
        blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
        blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
        blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
        blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
        blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!!!!