phrases for office meetings 
  
      1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and 
  challenged by your unique point  of view. 
      2) The fact that no one understands you 
  doesn't mean you're an  artist. 
      3) I don't know what your problem is, but 
  I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 
      4) Any connection between your reality and 
  mine is purely  coincidental. 
      5) I have plenty of talent and vision. I 
  just don't give a damn. 
      6) I like you. You remind me of when I was 
  young and stupid. 
      7) What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? 
      8) I'm not being rude. You're just 
  insignificant. 
      9) I'm already visualizing the duct tape 
  over your mouth. 
      10) Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has 
  visited us again... 
      11) I will always cherish the initial 
  misconceptions I had about  you. 
      12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a 
  lot of Karma to burn off. 
      13) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my 
  duties are largely ceremonial. 
      14) No, my powers can only be used for 
  good. 
      15) How about never? Is never good for 
  you? 
      16) I'm really easy to get along with once 
  you people learn to worship me. 
      17) You sound reasonable...Time to up my 
  medication. 
      18) I'll try being nicer if you'll try 
  being smarter. 
      19) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to 
  leave a message... 
      20) I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 
      21) Who me? I just wander from room to 
  room. 
      22) My toys! My toys! I can't do this job 
  without my toys! 
      23) It might look like I'm doing nothing, 
  but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. 
      24) At least I have a positive attitude 
  about my destructive habits. 
      25) You are validating my inherent mistrust 
  of strangers. 
      26) I see you've set aside this special 
  time to humiliate yourself  in public. 
      27) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh 
  nervously and change the subject.